How do you approach women at a party you don't know? The few I've been to they're always with guys or mingling to each other and its almost impossible to break ice. If I wait long enough they usually start up a conversation with me for some reason (according to most people here that isn't supposed to happen?). I can kind of keep it going but they usually come up with most of the responses and then I end up leaving or something out of boredom and not knowing what to do. Do they just see me as a beta to have a conversation with and get their emotions out or some shit?
>>38538010
You don't. Only alphas do this. Most people fuck friends of their friends.
>>38538010
idk maybe ask for a cigarette
Just say something light-hearted bordering on teasing like "hey look I found the peanut gallery"
The trick is to be casual about it
How many of you do this? Be honest.
>>38537926
Wow, great image you uploaded, you fucking spastic!
Is this daily thread tired yet?
>>38537970
thats the fucking hjoke you idiot check the filename
>>38537926
I d-do it
Give me four words
>Indolence
>Impotence
>Ignorance
>Idiocy
is that a dog's knot sticking out of that mouth hahhaa
>>38537936
looks like it hahhaa
lmao
>>38537951
hahaha its a glory hole isnt it
>SUV full of roasties laughed and said nice ponytail to me
Now I know the motivation behind acid attacks.
Did you get their license plate number?
>>38537908
>caring what people outside your home think of you
>ever
>>38537908
But Anon guys look silly in ponytails...
red wine and weed
This is the first time I've felt good in a loooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time
>>38537888
Nice blogpost faggot. Kys and take your gay trips with you
>>38537898
jelly ass nigger :^)
does anyone have that pic that's like the one in the op but it's with the Jew head. I think it deals with race mixing. it's so fucking funnt
>sitting with parents watching tv
>late show comes on
>stephen colbert's face appears on screen
>i immediately scream TWO SCOOPS FOR DRUMPFY
>dad looks concerned, asks if i'm okay
>keep yelling about KREEZNAL SCHLOOMPF DUBBLE SHUPP
>mom looks concerned at this point, not sure what's happening
>i'm foaming at the mouth yelling about nukular codes and ice cream
>eventually am restrained, police are called to make sure i'm not planning to hurt others or myself
where do i go from here, bros?
KEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE FUCKING JEW KEK REEEEEEEEEEE
>>38537875
Why the fuck don't you just use cqc on them or sneak out?
>>38539250
because cqc got cucked to shit after mgs3
is GoT worth watching or not?
>>38537854
Not really.
But if you're on here you're probably looking for something to fill up the time in your days so you might as well.
>>38537854
I mean, I'm not sure if I'd enjoy having to watch six seasons to catch up, But it's a genuinely good show and while the quality declines over time it never becomes terrible and there are always good episodes dotted amongst the bad.
The first three seasons are very good and if you haven't seen them yet you're in for a treat.
Put it this way, it's better than most shows. So if it's a choice between this and something else chances are this will be better.
>>38537854
If you read the books, it's only faithful to them until like Season 4.
Also, GRRM is fucking garbage at making a realistic world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izNlYYvJBZ4
Hands down, the saddest song I've heard in the past month. Early Yung Lean is the best.
>>38537776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82xcICYq11Y
Don't know how to describe this, it paradoxically feels happy and sad
I miss early lean. Here's something nice from bladee
https://youtu.be/Yu8EK9GNJeM
>>38537825
Sounds like what might play at the end of a movie after all the characters have died, the camera slowly pans over the bodies.
I can't get the darkness out of my mind
>>38537763
Stop being such an edgy tumblr fag and grow a pair or off yourself.
>>38537777
You're a waste of nice digits
>>38537763
turn on a light faggot. or listen to The Used and cut yourself.
>tfw no bf with good taste in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkLO8llyN64&index=6&list=PL6HWv8KDh7krsos7-N_GlAh8WFW_avnUl
>>38537747
I've heard this song before, forgot what it sounds like, should listen to it again sometime. Mine as will post what I'm listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUlsTuG39O0
>tfw no anons with good taste in music
>>38537747
Wow anon that is complete unfettered trash no wonder you don't have a bf you're probably autistic, but there is one thing I know for sure and that is that you have absolutely zero taste in music
How do I get out of this rut? I see some of the people on here are over 30 sometimes its not even funny but sad. The larpers try to make it a joke but this really feels bad I think I might become an hero soon. I am only 19 I have been depressed for 7 years and neet for a year all I do is cry and masturbate all day. I make my mom really sad for being so weird and shes the only person that cares about me I have no friends. I rarely eat, sleep, or take care of myself. I don't even want a gf like most of you I just want to find a way to be comfortable in this world. This is mostly for older people but I really need help what can I do to not end up a wizard?
>>38537692
It's the porn and masturbation making you like that. Cut it out of your life completely and your brain will go back to normal.
>>38537692
what is wrong with shit posting here occasionally?
as long as you don't get obsessed with the place you are ok.
user base ages as the site ages.
take your happy pills my man
>>38537692
also give me ur discord profile I want to add you as a friend and talk to you.
u guys think if i just got really stoned my depression and anxiety will go away? or at least be less powerful? IM talking like reeally stoned. Im thinking about buying 5 or 6g so i should at least try this. right?
>>38537666
>he thinks just smoking a ton will get him "really stoned".
That's not how it works, anon. I've smoked 5 grams in one session and it wasnt nearly as high as when i had edibles.
Anyway, weed wont get your depression gone. Your best chance would be with a really strong psychedelic. Everything I've read about DMT said it's the kinda thing it would happen with, but I've been to much of a pussy to smoke nearly enough to get to that point.
Tbh you should get stoned but i don't think it will permanently make your depression and anxiety away, but its worth a try if its that bad, im gonna smoke weed later on in life.
>>38537722
tfw had no intrest in drugs or alcohol until my depression became so bad that I needed something to fight it
bad feel
>day 13
>the virgin rustlers have been hunting me for just under two weeks now, food is running out
>>38537664
I'm still hiding in the attic of my old house. The normies don't know I'm here. I steal their food from time to time. I live off my savings.
>>38537755
Are you a gremlin? What is this
this has potential. bunp
>That kid who makes that kid threads
>That kid who climbed out the open window cause he was that small,
>that class who literally fucking locked the teacher out cause he went across the hall to ask another teacher something
>>38537616
>That kid gay kid you were friends with who wanted to be the sluttiest little twink alive
>That really athletic chad type dude who threatened to do all sorts of gay shit to you and you let him
>Those really loud black kids who some of the teachers didn't like because they did poorly in school and always complained
>Those girls with the house arrest anklets
>That kid who would always tell the fat sassy black girl that she was "Thick as fuck, damn"
>That african black kid with the thick accent with the unprouncable last name
>That girl who's voice always kind of turned you on
>That Japanese girl who used a white name because she didn't want people to mispronounce her name
>That kid who fantasized about performing music in the talent show really well and watching the crowd blow up in applause afterwards, then walking into school next day with everyone thinking he was cool
>That kid who smeared shit on the bathroom wall
>That kid who took a log of his shit, wrapped it in toilet paper, ran it under some hot water, and then threw it up at the ceiling so it would get stuck there, and it did
>>38537897
>That kid who would always tell the fat sassy black girl that she was "This as fuck, damn"
Was the kid white as fuck though?
>>38537955
Yeah, white blonde with brown hair.
Kinda scrawny, too. but he was of an average sizer for his age. He also did it while trying not to laugh, but he would always fail and giggle through the whole thing.
>See a cute girl
>Remember every day she pushes out a fat log of shit
>>38537608
that's kind of hot man
>>38537608
and they say robots don't grow up.
better than her taking a load on her face.
gj
I thought I was the only one that thought like this.
I had to train myself to remember every day that women shit so I could stop perceiving females as innocent, perfect creatures like I had been programmed to believe since birth.