>sitting with parents watching tv
>late show comes on
>stephen colbert's face appears on screen
>i immediately scream TWO SCOOPS FOR DRUMPFY
>dad looks concerned, asks if i'm okay
>keep yelling about KREEZNAL SCHLOOMPF DUBBLE SHUPP
>mom looks concerned at this point, not sure what's happening
>i'm foaming at the mouth yelling about nukular codes and ice cream
>eventually am restrained, police are called to make sure i'm not planning to hurt others or myself
where do i go from here, bros?
KEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE FUCKING JEW KEK REEEEEEEEEEE
>>38537875
Why the fuck don't you just use cqc on them or sneak out?
>>38539250
because cqc got cucked to shit after mgs3
>climpflet memes
Infiltrate the nuclear facility and deactivate metal gear so drumpfy can't launch the nukes.