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The board became popular for it's own good.
It's like that hidden place you used to eat your sandwitch at lunch break away from the normies
but one day they they found about your spot and now occupy it constantly.

We are looking for the remaining few robots that are out there. Our rules are simple:

1. No non-virgins. No exceptions. Adding to this, having female friends or regular contact from the opposite sex is also grounds for a ban.
2. No females.
3. No Traps or flamboyant Gays. If you are one: Keep it to yourself.
4. No illegal content. NSFW goes into the appropriate channel. Child Pornography is prohibited.
5. The minimal age for participation is 18.
6. No shilling anything. Politics, ideologies, products, other servers etc


>>> HM2pw <<<

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There's this music I can't remember but want to listen to, it goes

dun
dun
dun dun dun
du duuu dun
dun
dun
dun dun dun
du duu dun

help me out

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If you were to kill yourself at the cost of all normies getting erased, would you do it?

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So should I even respond? What should I say , I don't think she's that attractive before and I still don't

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>one chance at life
>balding shitskin manlet w/ schizophrenia

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It's like you guys aren't trying.

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>talking to woman online
>she starts blabbing about how ugly she is
>say she doesn't look that bad
>she sends a pic
>looks like an chunky monkey
>decide to be nice and say, "Your features look good, just have to eat less"
>goes apeshit about how douchey I was

What, I was already being nice but turns out she also wanted me to ride her ass and argue about how pretty she is instead of giving a realistic suggestion since she obviously dislikes how she looks? Do I have the ol' 'tism or something? How do people put up with this shit?

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>met some cute sounding girl on discord
>start bonding with her
>start liking her
>shes really into cosplay and goes to cons
>single
>hung out with her online for about a year
>looking at stuff for a con shes going too on her snap
>a huge box of condoms in her bag of supplies
>"what are the condoms for?
>find out she keeps her legs closed until she goes to cons where she basically lets people run trains on her
>She doesnt see anything weird about this and says shes not a slut because shes being "safe" and its never been over 20 guys at a single con
Man, its a strange feeling to lose all respect for a person in an instant

Also, are all women sluts secretly? I thought it was a meme

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>muh depression
>muh social anxiety

Why are you so weak r9k?

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>Midnight
>Feel hungry
>Nothing at home to eat
>Decide to go to my local 7/11 to get food and a slurpee
>Get there
>A group of teenage negros fooling around in front of the store
>Ignore them completely and go in
>Get all my yummies and leave the store
>One of the negros call out to me and say "yo homey, you got any spare cash for us we hungry"
>Say no and continue walking home
>Turd skins are following me
>I turn around and ask what they want
>One of them goes for my bag of yum yums
>I manage to avoid it but slurpee gets knocked out of my hand
>Devastated
>Pull out my gun
>They get spooked and run away
>Now have no slurpee and don't want to go back and get another one
>Go home sad
A moment of silence for that slurpee.

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How do I get out of this neet rut?

I'm 19, (20 in a couple weeks), stopped going to school at 14, don't have my GED, don't have and never had a job, overweight, no ambition to do anything.

I don't want to end up like the meme "35 year old fat comic nerd living in moms house", and I don't want my mom to have to support me any longer than absolutely necessary, but leaving the house fucking terrifies me, and I don't know how to do anything on my own

How do I get my GED
How do I apply for grants for community college

How do I get my damn life in shape, r9k, I hate living like this, I hate being a leech on my family, and want something good for myself someday.

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The area around my mouth is greyish, and stands out from the rest of my face.
It makes me look incredibly ugly (even more so than usual).
It's not 5 o' clock shadow, since I'm female
>inb4 roastie gtfo
I just want to know if any other anons have this or if somebody knows the cause of this.

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*Shoves you at the grocery store to get to the pastries*

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itt: we describe the perfect wife one aspect per post

>She must be a virgin

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Does anyone cum buckets in dreams? It just doesn't stop, the penis just explodes, and cum comes everywhere (in the dream).