*Shoves you at the grocery store to get to the pastries*

>>38538812

She won't be shoving me because this bitch is clearly immobile.

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>tfw you're ugly but you will never be this ugly

>>38538830
Then you realized she has 24 kids and a husband.shes happier than you

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>>38538897
>being married ever

I've accepted my loneliness.

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Time to wash my folds of fat, wagecucks

>>38538812
I'm beyond stunned she can move at all carrying that much extra weight on her frame

>>38538923
the guy in the pic is a nasty fuck for letting himself go like that

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>>38539385

That's Steven Assanti and I guarantee he posts on /r9k/ (vid related)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbsErmF92mw

>>38538923
>>38539405

Who pays for all that nurses and full time care? Cause autismbux doesnt

>>38539448

He is a /tv/ star. This video is where the Subway cup picture is from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWdv6riHan8

>>38539448
>win lottery
>get super fat
>start taking 27 pills a day
>get even fatter
>hire four minorities to move and bathe you
>and one extra to keep your skin hydrated at all times
>live to 77
What a great life I want to live.

>>38539464
what's he browsing?

>>38538923
>>38539405
Fun fact: this is the same fat guy who danced to My Humps and went viral

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>>38539405
>>38539464
Is this an Assantiposting thread?

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>>38539798

I don't know how fatkino can get any better than the Assanti saga. I hope TLC releases all the hours of unused footage from the Assantis and from James.

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>>38539705

Not sure, thought it was 4chan the first time I saw it

>>38538812
Let's see, where did I put that shotgun.

>>38538812
>hello boogie2998