itt: we describe the perfect wife one aspect per post
>She must be a virgin
>>38538807
>must have no living family members
>She must be a white-black mixed girl.
>must be 16 and never get old
>she doesn't exists
>>38538807
>She's two dimensional
originally should I mention?
>>38538807
>must be a fat belled punker girl
>chronic farter
>lets me stick it in her ass all the time
>short like 4'11-5'2
>drinks malt liqour
>never even thinks about cheating
>gives me golden showers
>>38538807
she loves small dicks :^)
Must be humble and not narcissistic, unaware that is she is pretty.
>she is hyper religious
Atheist women are skanks and are atheists because religions dont like skanks
>she is dead
original
>she is athiest
Religous people should be considered legally retarded.
She must:
>Have some form of disability, preferably physical but intellectual might be okay
>Preferably be of eastern european descent
>Have must have read at least 50 mangas or watched at least 100 animes
>Be able to raise chickens, cattle, and other forms of livestock
>Browse 4chan
>Have a dropping eyelid but not so much that she looks retarded
>Be tolerant to lactose
That's all I can think off at the moment