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>>38550497
please originally leave this board

But it makes sense in Japanese context, all the boys that watched that stuff are now grown up. The only ones who watch the garbage that's left are little girls and shut in virgins.

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>>38550497
>Leave this board originally with your unoriginal post.

>>38550460
99% of customers are total cunts or complete retards, often both.
Enjoy

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>>38550460
I work in the seafood department of superstore.

Ask me questions.

>>38550460
blue collar cuck

>>38550704
no

>>38550425
Depends. You mean like what we enjoy on a normal basis, or what we hope to achieve?

man i used to love watching yogscast when i was younger what happend did i just get older?

Staying at home with drugs and/or alcohol playing vidya and no one to bother me the entire day.

>>38550412
I don't know. But I'm not going to give up.

There isn't one, the circumstances that promoted a healthy view on relationships and creating families are not there at this point

Romance and love is dead. All normies care about is sex and hookups.

>>38550331
When I said 'nape' I meant upper back.

so you want a muslim woman?

>>38550406
No, a cute orthodox Jewish woman.

>>38550326
my one and only chance to roll

>>38550326
triplicates and this is my final 4chan post

I want my old life again! Tasukete doubles sempai.

>>38550241
i though girls also had penises and when you fucked them there urethra would expand and your penis would just fit inside theres

Didn't know girls had 2 holes until at least 17

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ITT: Misconceptions we had as kids about religion
>religions were universal and my specific religion was attractive to everyone
>thought this even before I knew what a religion was

>>38550202
i'd go for the beating desu, i've never been in a fight so it would be a good experience

i'd go for the cock desu, i've never sucked a cock so it would be a good experience

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>>38550202
*unzips gun*
what now chad and brad?

>27
>New job this year
>About to buy apartment
>This could actually be a legit good year for me

Keep your chin up and keep on trucking man.
Good times might just be around the corner.

>>38550217

If you had any decency you wouldn't be posting such drivel and humble-brags on here.
Just because you got lucky, doesn't mean others will too out of nowhere.

>>38550185

Yep. Smells trigger my nostalgia too.

>tfw aware of how low you've sunk, how much potential you've wasted and how it's futile trying to fix it now because your life is over, you have deteriorated physically and mentally, the guilt, envy and despair are eating you alive and you just hate who you've become

>>38550165
>>anal is impossible

how is this bad? Are you faggot?

>>38550196
no, i'm a femanon

>>38550280
Tit pic plox

>>38550125
>I'm from Greenland

is it green?

>>38550125
minnesota its a really nice place

>>38550138
no it's a frozen, depressing shithole. I fucking hate this place.

>>38550113
Did you catch anything? That sounds like a fucking steal.

>>38550135
No man she let me make out with her and she jacked me off. It was cheap because she liked my personality and thought I was really cute, she said for that amount of time i should've been charged around $100

>>38550135
This. 65 USD for an hour is literally crack whore prices. Not street beater or prostitute prices.
You need to get yourself tested OP. I'm not even meme-ing. This is serious. It might have been a nice night, but you need to make sure it didn't leave something awful behind.

>>38550096
You're a piece of shit for making this thread.

>>38550096
I think it's extremely unethical to allow a defective human to be allowed to live.
It just further taints humanity.

>>38550096
Looks like an Incubus

My daughter had told us that she was leaving to sleepover at a friend's house, but in actuality was leaving for another college party, as my son put it. Mind you, she's only 15 years old. Her brother and his friend, finally deciding that enough was enough, attempted to stop her from leaving but were beaten up by a group of college students who were picking her up. After that, my son came forward and told me about what his sister had been doing. He admitted that he had only found out about it three months ago, but for all he knew it could have been going on for a lot longer. For the time being, I told my son's friend to make up some story about his injuries until I can figure out exactly what I'm going to do.
My son told me the name of this college freshman that my daughter has been seeing. I dug up everything I could about him and found out that he comes from a family of means, upper middle class to say the least. I'm not sure how much his family makes, but they apparently make enough to send their son to college with no struggle whatsoever AND pay for him to live off campus in his own one bedroom apartment. His father is a doctor who has actually seen my son for medical care in the past, and I'm not sure what his mother does.
My wife has given up all hope for my daughter. We had a long family discussion about this (without my daughter) and my wife said that if our daughter wants to flaunt herself about like a whore and use our money to do it, she can get the fuck out of our house and go live with what's-his-face in his one bedroom apartment. My son, and much of our extended family, has more or less echoed the same thing my wife said but has also strongly urged that we get the police involved. This is the same exact thing I heard over on /adv/ too.

But I don't know if I just want to throw my daughter out like that and leave her at the mercy of some college fratboys. That just seems totally and utterly wrong to me. Even though my wife and I said we weren't going to confront her about it right away, my wife already did which prompted my daughter to threaten to leave and go live with what's-his-face. My wife just shouted at her to go and do it then, but my daughter is still living here. She's not allowed to leave the house though.
And if I'm not going to throw her to some college fratboys, presumably I would get the police involved but there is no doubt in my mind that his father would lawyer up so fuckin fast and hard that the trial would be ultimately pointless. If it was up to me, at this point, I would just take the 12 gauge we keep in the basement and break down the door of what's-his-face's apartment.
For the first time in my life, I'm truly at a loss. I've said that to myself in the past, but this time I genuinely have no idea what to do. I need advice from anywhere I can get it. I need other options. Anything at this point.

>>38550136
Tell you're daughter you're calling the police to get that literal pedophile arrested, as long as there is evidence he's done. He's been sticking his cock in your little girl. Make her aware of the damage she has done to your lives, his life and her own. It will be hard but she will learn. You can't kick her out as she will only get worse. Everyone does stupid shit at this age and removing her from your life will make you feel like a horrible person. No lawyer can protect a pedophile.


or blast his fucking face open with your beautiful shotgun in front of her to let her know what she's done.

>>38550037
Cry some more bitch and see if we care.

>>38550037
we should all be judged on the same standard.

that's why people get so pissed off when people start their posts with something retarded like "fembot here" because they assume the poster wants to be judged differently even though their content is the exact same.

>>38550037

Pic of yourself and do you live in CA?