ITT: Misconceptions we had as kids about sex >fetishes were

>>38550241
i though girls also had penises and when you fucked them there urethra would expand and your penis would just fit inside theres

Didn't know girls had 2 holes until at least 17

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ITT: Misconceptions we had as kids about religion
>religions were universal and my specific religion was attractive to everyone
>thought this even before I knew what a religion was

>looms didnt matter
>girls were cool
>I wasnt hideous

>>38550605
2 holes? Huh?

>>38550241
>stabbing is a way to show love
Watching 18+ movies when I was 9 was a mistake

I thought I was going to stop being attracted to kids when I grew up

>>38550648

Yup, one to pee other to sex... its pretty weird

>>38550241
Couldn't understand for a long time why 2 woman can't have children.

>>38550605
Me too, had the same misconception

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>>38550241
Thought you have sex by sticking your nuts into the cunt

up until i was about 10 I thought vaginas where tiny holes, like assholes but smaller. And i thought you had sex by bumping you dick against it and cumming at the direction of the hole.

when someone first showed me porn i was like
>is he fucking her ass?
>"nah it's her vagina"
my mind was blown

until i was 14, i thought you were supposed to pee into a vagina

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>>38550241
>fetishes were universal and my specific fetish was attractive to everyone

>listening to teacher read the Big Friendly Giant
>the girl gets almost eaten by the giant
>I find myself oddly fascinated with this
>I'm wondering why everyone else is reacting with disgust

>George Shrinks comes on TV
>I find myself fascinated the show more than anyone esle

>>38551374
>the girl gets almost eaten by the giant
oh shit
>be kid
>see the alien girl eat the guy in men in black 2
>see the dragon eat the lord in shrek
And a vore fetish was born

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>>38550241
I learned about how sex works from sex education class and movies. I literally never had the "birds and the bees" talk, and to this day I don't know why it's called that.

>>38551374
>tfw the Pokemon shrinking episode comes on

>>38550241
I thought that you fucked a woman in the same hole she peed from

I thought that you only made milk when Breast feeding

I thought guys pretty much all had the same sized dicks

I thought women could be tighter or looser than each other

>>38551751
>I thought women could be tighter or looser than each other
Negro.

>>38551774
Huh? I don't get what your were trying to point out

>>38550605
I still have to remind myself occasionally that they do.

The peehole is very small and you never see it in porn.

>thought that you had to make the hole in the vagina when you first have sex.

I wasnt a bright kid...

>>38551847
How did you envision making this whole? With scissors?

But you're not far off, I mean ,there is a hymen to split.

I had a lady friend who thought the dick was shovel shaped. And the balls sweated semen...and you just kinda shoveled semen in...she had no idea she actually had to put dicks inside of her. She was 23 when she found out the truth

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>thought girls pissed from the asshole until I was 16 and read otherwise in a biology textbook

>don't know if I'm circumcised or not
>kid asks me in grade 5
>say "uh.. I'm the same as you" cause I wanted to fit in.

happy to be uncut now.

>>38551751
>I thought that you only made milk when Breast feeding
Is this not true?

>>38551988

Literally with my dick. Like just jam it in there until a hole is made.

Once again, not bright. Thank God for sex ed.

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>Be like 7
>friend of family introduces her daughter to me
>black girl, few years older
>she's clearly just learned about sex and is trying to experiment with me
>lolwut
>because of this, I end up thinking sex was just rubbing your dick against her pussy slit
>Used to lay in bed for literally hours imagining me rubbing my dick against the slits of the cutest girls in my class
>Not even anything exciting or emotional happening, we'd just silently lay there as I rubbed my dick against her slit for hours
>eventually some dudebro shows me porn on a VHS of some guy with a huge 9'' rock hard dick pumping into some sluts pussy
>mfw

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>>38550547
I wish it was that way, tbqh

>>38550241
Didn't have a sister so I though that grils had willys too.

>>38552346
They don't? Then where do they pee from?

>>38553988
I'm pretty sure that's how bedbugs mate.

>>38550241
I thought everyone was born with a penis and it would fall off at an older age to become a vagina.

I thought that after the school gave you the talk in elementary that my teacher was supposed to have sex with me as a final test of what she taught.

>>38550241
I thought that cum kinda sweated out of the sides of your did. Didn't know it came out of your dick hole like piss. I also didn't know what an orgasm is and when I had my first one... you already know I was surprised and confused as fuck!

.. I thought babies came out of women's tits..

I never really thought through how that would work but I guess I thought because girls had tits and guys didn't, it must be for babies to come from. I probably thought this is why guys were attracted to big tits too, because they'd make better children.

>>38551004
and one for poopoo

>>38554132
That's not a misconception

I thought the orientation of a vagina was exactly that of a males. So a male and female could stand facing each other and just slide right in.

>>38553904
They make a much thicker stuff at first before the milk. Also women have more or less cream in their real milk and it can be different colors

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>>38550547
Maybe I just misheard her because she was being quiet when explaining this to me for the first time when I was ~5, but I remember hearing my Mom explain that a vagina was 'like a penis but bigger' and that the penis when inside the vagina. So I legit thought that girls just walked around with giant dong that was slightly football shaped for some reason.

I also remember being convinced that trying to make a baby with the 6 year old neighbor girl as soon as possible, so I made a diagram of what we should do that I gave to her. She didn't do that, but she did let me put a few fingers into her vagina so I got a closer idea of what a vagina was but I had no idea what it looked like so I just thought it looked like a belly button but deeper and moist.

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>>38550241
>Those bullies will never amount to anything, anon. Just keep getting good grades and someday they'll be working for you!
>If a girl makes fun of you, it's because she secretly likes you! Try talking to her and ask her if she wants to go out on a date!
>Girls like nice guys who treat them right. You'll surely find yourself a good wife someday, anon!
>One day you'll grow up and make something of yourself, anon. Just believe in yourself!

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>>38554027
>wendy trap

>>38551041
At least now you know it's an affront to God and lesbians should never adopt. Happens to the best of us, anon. Children are stupid and need time to learn about the world.

>>38551638
The "birds and the bees" talk is different from sex ed. While sex ed teaches you the physiology of sex, the b&b talk is more about the dynamic between men and women in general. Like how the bees (men) want to go around stinging birds (women) because it feels good, but the birds end up eating the bees instead.

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>>38551847
>>38551988
>>38553988
>>38554055
You must have been a flatworm in a previous life and were remembering while you were still young. No wonder you're such a shitty human being.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn3xluIRh1Y

>>38550547
thats my favorite tag

> women didn't enjoy sex as much as dudes
> dildos made men obsolete

>>38555832
>Like how the bees (men) want to go around stinging birds (women) because it feels good, but the birds end up eating the bees instead.
How about you just give me "the talk", I am so confused right now.

I thought all adult dicks had multiple rows of rings around the head until I was 14, this was due to being flashed by a wrinkly old man when I was 9.

I thought women could remove their nipples to reveal something even more private.
It didn't make sense to me that they try so hard the one part of the chest they already share with men. It still doesn't really make sense to me.