Any grocery Anons here? Im about to go for an interview at Publix

>>38550460
99% of customers are total cunts or complete retards, often both.
Enjoy

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>>38550460
I work in the seafood department of superstore.

Ask me questions.

>>38550460
blue collar cuck

>>38550704
no

>>38550704
how often do you sea food?

>>38550704
just greenetext some funny stories or somethiing

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>>38550460
>be me 15
>first day as bag boy at Market Basket
>working nights because HS during the day
>1 hour into shift
>drop bottle of vinegar and it shatters
>boss not mad "shit happens"
>whole front of store stinks lik3 vinegar for 2 days because we couldn't what was under the checkout booth
>get put on cart duty after that
>now roam the parking lot collecting carts
>get really good/fast at it
>realize no one from inside can see me in the dimly lit parking lot
>start bringing PSP to work
>wonder around hunched over 1 cart playing PSP from now on, occasionally collecting carts as I go
That was a good job, until I quite to go work in a restaurant kitchen. That was a fucking great job.

>>38550878
Everyday

>>38550898
Sure.
>putting frozen out
>old guy comes up behind me
>asks about pork tender-loins
>tell him if they're not out then meat department probably doesn't have them in stock
>asks if we can do a rain check
>tell him we can't
>he puts his hand in my shoulder
>stares at me for a good three seconds and says "son, that's bad business"
>launches into his life story
>tells me he used to be head manager at the largest Safeway in Canada but had a brain aneurysm that almost killed him
>feel uncomfortable and congratulate him on recovering
>he tells me "thanks for nothing" and walks away
I got a few more if you want, I dealt with an obvious methhead a couple days ago that was pretty entertaining

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>go to interview at walmart
>he asks 4 questions (scenarios)
>answer them easily since they were the same questions from glassdoor
>he fucking puts my answer as 2/5, 2/5, 3/5, 2/5 on his interview sheet
>get no callback

>>38551189

I would freak the fuck out if a customer put his hand on me. Disgusting cretins. I hate human beings..

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> be me
> 16 years old, early 2000s
> Hired as bagboy at Publix
> aspie retard (pic related), but so excited to be working a job, like an adult!
> Can't wait to work oh boy oh boy
> First day customer grabs me by arm yells at me
> another bitch lady asks if I'm stupid (I am)
> Coworkers not very nice. Either old losers or young cool kids. no young aspies like me
Hmm thought this was gonna be awesome...
> Fast forward 5 years
> Still at fucking Publix
> Bullied CONSTANTLY, worse than school
> Management, young cool people, even the old ladies are kinda dicks to me
> Customers are universally awful
> Somehow paying an extra 2% on your groceries entitles you to shit all over employees

Basically tried to kill myself. Failed at that just like everything else. Worst 6 years of my life. Currently living the NEET life away from all humans. So much better.

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>>38550460
I was a grocery anon years ago but I wondered why the fuck are people so eager to enter complete fury, scream and throw a fit over some trivial shit with someone.

It's not like I personally want to torture you to insanity because I'm some prick, I wish I could just push a button and instantly solve your problem.

I don't know if it's because I've dealt with shit all my life but people have said I'm very calm and understanding even though I would prefer to be completely alone because I let things like "Oh, you don't have it in stock, that's fine" or "It was 23 cents more than I thought, oh well" slide off me.