>Get on your knees and suck our cocks or we beat you up! wat do?

>>38550202
i'd go for the beating desu, i've never been in a fight so it would be a good experience

i'd go for the cock desu, i've never sucked a cock so it would be a good experience

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>>38550202
*unzips gun*
what now chad and brad?

let them beat me up and then suck their cocks~

Suck both at once. I've always wanted to be in a bukkake orgy.

Y'all gay as hell.

>>38550202
Bit gay that, Iads.

>>38550202
I fight them and hope they kill me, of course. Suicide by Chad. It's poetic!

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>>38550202
>backpack
>messenger bag
>one has his shirt tied around his waist
Too fucking easy. I'd charge and bowl over backpack and grab messenger bag and toss him to the ground, then kick the shit out of them for being tag-teaming pussies and run off before anybody gets a good look.
Every man should know how to fight. Git gud.

I'm as buff as both of them.
I'd still suck their dicks though, then take advantage of their post-orgasm exhaustion and force them to suck me off.

>>38550709
smart idea, lad

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>>38550651
>not extending your arms and spinning around like a helicopter at lightspeed to repeatedly hit them both while they have no chance to hit you

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>not being born tall dark and handsome

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>whip out my ptr 32 and send both those faggots to hades.
>light a spliff and walk away, satisfied with another job well done

>>38550709
what the hell are you doing on r9k then nigga go fuck bitches

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>>38550202
Haha joke's on them I would've sucked their cocks for free

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>>38550202
l-lewd chad-sama

why would you want me to do that i'm just an ugly trashboy

BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

>>38550202
run circles around the big fucker until he gets tired, then knock him out in one punch

>>38550782

My italian father had to ruin my life by having kids with a blonde anglo/germanic women and I got the light eyes/skin/hair

>>38550828
but they're not paying you either way???

>>38550202
Make the thread again.

>>38550479
this to be honest with you senpai

shoot them in an original way

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>suck them off
>my tongue has now indirectly touched their gfs vagina
>tfw i stole chad AND brad's gfs simultaneously

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>>38550858
>Unironicely wanting to look like a dumb darkie

>>38552233
>thinking pastabacks count as darkies
try again friendo

>>38550202
They have abs but they're pretty lanky, I could take them