Where are you robots from? I'm from Greenland, the most

>>38550125
>I'm from Greenland

is it green?

>>38550125
minnesota its a really nice place

>>38550138
no it's a frozen, depressing shithole. I fucking hate this place.

>>38550125
I was lead to believe Greenlander roasties were the most promiscuos on the planet.

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>>38550155
>named Greenland
>not green

>>38550125
i am from whiteland

>>38550211
the inuits are because there is literally nothing else to do here except drink and fuck. My family is european so I don't have any friends here.

>>38550227
it was green when it was named in the 10th-11th century during the Medieval Warm period

>>38550282
are you worried about climate change

>>38550125
HAHAH you should try living in Lithuania

>>38550282
Oopps sorry I read OP as "Iceland"

>>38550125
greenland is a part of denmark, also go to /int/, there's a couple posters there from greenland

>>38550310
no I hope it kills me

>>38550340
I have never been to lithuania but I can assure you that you won't find a more depressing life than in greenland.

>>38550349
it won't be for long since a lot of greenlanders are stupid nationalists who don't understand that denmark is the only thing keeping their country from becoming an african-tier hellhole, it's already bad enough here.

>>38550227
The names got "confused" with Iceland and they switched up. I believe there is a story that the one who discovered Iceland wanted most of the land for himself so he tricked people that Greenland was a green and beautiful island witch rich soil. Directing people from mainland Europe to Greenland and diverting people from Iceland which is green and beautiful like he said.

>>38550125
why did Jamie Lannister marry a Greenlander? they are not an attractive people, and she was like Miss Greenland...

USA Arkansas here.

Its terrible. Everyone cares too much about shit that dosent matter and honestly I wish I was dead. Too pussy to an hero and too poor to go to a new country.
Plus jesus meme everywhere.

Did you post on /int/ a few years ago? I remember there was a guy from greenland who would occasionally make threads.

>>38550405
>you won't find a more depressing life than greenland
wat

lithuania is in FACT the most sucidal and depressed country, third in alcohol consumption, we are poor as fuck and everyone is moving away from here

greenland is a really good place compared to this hellhole

>>38550282
Are there any Inuit cuties?

>>38550125
Haha I know you, you post on /pol/

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>>38550699
He's got you beat actually

>>38550447
Jaime Lannister is a member of the Kingsguard, whose members swear an oath to not wed or father children.

>>38550751
"Suicide in Greenland is a significant national social issue. According to government reports, between 20% and 25% of Greenlanders attempt to kill themselves at some point in their lifetime."

Fuck me, that's a big proportion.

>>38550751
Wow, women truly live life on easy mode.

>>38550211
>>38550282
Is that so? Sounds like a good place to get laid. I'm booking a trip right now.

>>38550125
Are there any "refugee" migrants there??
What's the population???

>>38550751
if that is true then im happy for my country

but why the fuck is greenland like that? never heard of their suicide rates, my country always got bullied for it

seems like a really comfy and rich country

>>38550310
Why the fuck would eskimos worry about climate change? That's retarded unless a new ice age would come that would fuck them up

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>>38550125
NEVADAWOOYEAAHHHHHHH~

I don't have a home. Born in Sicily but didn't feel at home there. Currently working in the Netherlands but I'm not feeling it. This place is full of normies and just as crowded as Sicily was. I don't know were to move to next.

Thankfully with 1337 hacxor skillz I can find a job anywhere. I'm thinking about New Zealand. Seems nice, I like nature and stuff but I'd take a massive pay cut if I were to move.

>>38550340
Lithuanian here. Oh boi does this place suck. And it sucks even more since they upped alcohol prices. Well its better for foreiginers since roasties love some foreign dick.

>>38550421
That is retarded dude

>>38550699
Explain why Lithuania is so bad you think it's worse than a block of ice

>>38550751
Wow Belgium is 15? I knew this country sucked balls.

>>38551071
What's the general opinion in Belgium of French-speaking Belgians?

How are white people treated in Greenland?

>>38551081
Flemish loathe the walloons. Bunch of leftist leeching cucks.

Los Angeles. I'd be happy to never see another Mexican and nigger again in my life.

>>38550967
>be told a historic fact about an Invader diversion strategy that worked
>"that s retarded"
No anon, you're just a brainlet

>>38551115
>tfw my granddad is Walloon but very conservative Catholic

>>38551071

Belgium is a turd in the middle of western Europe. It's like the retarded brother of the Netherlands.

>>38551157
How is that a historic fact? Greenland was colonized by Icelanders.

>>38551216
I really just wish the Netherlands would just annex us, that would make this shithole more bearable

>>38551133
then move to maine

>>38551115
What do you think of Farid le Fou?

>>38551471
too coId though. Also can't just move because carless NEET

>>38550125
>entire population of Greenland is less than my small town
jesus christ

>>38551519
I don't knoe who that is

>Official language: Greenlandic
Why did Greenlanders take the language of the natives?

>>38551248

Not him but that does not undermines the fact., if it is a fact at all.

>Colonize shithole
>Need people for the shithole
>Call it greenland
>????
>Profit

>>38551640
OR it was actually green once. Ever think of that? All the settlers left when the climate turned on them. If it was always a frozen wasteland they wouldn't have settled it in the first place

>>38551614
How can Greenland have an official language when they're apart of denmark?

>>38551729
Someone else already mentioned that, unless if you're the same person.

>>38551816
It's an autonomous region

>>38551095
inuits hate us

>>38551614
the indigenous population speak greenlandic, I speak danish because my great great grandparents come from denmark.

>>38550421
>>38550967
>>38551157
>>38551248
>>38551640
>>38551729
>>38551843

This conversation gave me autism desu

>>38550125
I heard that in Greenland, basically everyone personally knows at least one person who committed suicide. Is that true?

Thanks, polandball.

yo what language do you use

>>38550125
do you ever get 24hours of darkness in the winter and 24hours of sunlight in summer whats it like?

>>38551133
what part faggot

also checked triple double

PLEASE BE MY FRIEND

originally speaking ofc

>>38550125
Nevada we're a rare breed around here