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what do i do with my life??

>18 year old HS dropout NEET
>join military hopng to change my life
>5 months in get injured training, sent home
>bcak to NEET status with nothing left in my life
>no friends, no gf, no job opportunity, $6k left from military

all i want is to live comfy life and watch anime all day, military money and gib me dats was my way out and now its gone
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Aren't they gonna give you bux for the injury or do you actually have to get it in combat?
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>>38582990
Use the 5 months of training to survive on the streets. Bundle up, faggot.
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>>38582990
Have you considered an old fashioned hangy mcswangy?

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More on the blessedness of virginity.

>And I saw: and behold a Lamb stood on Mount Sion, and with him n hundred forty-four thousand having his name, and the name of his Father, written in their foreheads. And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of great thunder: and the voice which I heard, was as of harpers, harping on their harps. And they sung as it were a new canticle, before the throne, and before the four animals, and the ancients, and no man could say the canticle, but those hundred forty-four thousand, who were purchased from the earth. These are they who were not defiled with women: for they are virgins. These follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were purchased from among men, the first-fruits to God, and to the Lamb: And in their mouth there was found no lie: for they are without spot before the throne of God.
Apocalypse 14:1-5
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>His disciples say unto him: If the case of a man with his wife be so, it is not good to marry. He said to them: All receive not this word, but they to whom it is given. For there are eunuchs, who were born so from their mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, who were made so by men: and there are eunuchs, who have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven. He that can receive, let him receiveit.
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Purity postan.
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>>38582983
>being such a beta that you try to justify your virginity with an imaginary creator whise existence was """proven""" by a herd of jews millenia ago
sigh

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>"Thanks for taking me out today Anon, I had a really nice time! Do you....wanna come inside for a bit maybe? F-for a cup of coffee I mean, haha!"
What do you do?
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Well first of all I wouldn't date a nigger...
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>>38582933
i would drink her steaming brown coffee as soon as it hit my mug if you catch my drift haha
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>>38582988
>>38582988
>88
Kek, love it.

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I started to talk to a pre op trans "girl" and he's been on hormones for about 6 months and already looks like a girl aside from the big feet. I just have a few questions.
1. How to prepare for anal?
2. How can I change their mind about cutting their willie off and being a """""real girl"""""?
3. How should I approach the sex? Same way as I would with a girl?
This would be my first time with a dude and I want to be ready for when it happens, anything I should know, let me know.
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>>38582932
once they take off thier clothes they just look like a dude
traps are gay dude, wake up
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>>38582932
post him, I guarantee you he still looks like a dude and you're just too horny to think objectively.
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>>38582932
If you are good enough for a trap, unless you are into them as a fetish, why not just go for a real girl?

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Does anyone else here have STRONG preference to girls that look a little like boys?

I'm 100% straight and think traps and shit are disgusting

But a tomboy girl with short hair will always make me crazy
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>>38582912
Dude
Tomboys are fucking LIFE
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>>38582912
Tomboys are top tier, I would drop anything for a qt tomboy gf.

How do I get one?
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No, but tomboyish girls can be cute. Tbh it's mostly the short hair and petite build that gets me, plus they tend to be more relaxed.

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>she has a boyfriend
>still keeps talking to me

What does it mean
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Trying to make you an orbiter as back up
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You think you're special.
You do.
I can see it in your eyes.
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>>38582900
she likes talking to you but likes fucking him most likely you are one of many similar Dudes with tude she is talking to if she likes to have fun that is

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Why do normies and "omg I'm such a geek" love this garbage?
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>>38582864

Because it's on TV, and TV requires no imagination or mental effort.
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>>38582940
I don't even watch GoT but there's nothing wrong with enjoying a well written story or action scenes.
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>>38582864
>literally any time
>not hating on popular shows
garbage thread and faggot op

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It's normie tier bullshit.

https://youtu.be/V7PLEi8Vk_c
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>>38582863
My mom's best friend is an injun and her dad worked as a carpenter setting up the los alamos site where they first made the bomb. They also settled in NV during the 50's and lived there for ~30 years and reported seeing multiple detonations. They're real m8
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nigga you're retarded
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>>38582863
Are people seriously stupid enough to believe this? You can literally go to the test sites and detect the residual radiation from testing.

Also why the fuck would they lie about this shit? Around 10 countries, many who don't like eachother, have them.

Who the fuck would the lie be for?

>tfw no dd/lg relationship
Has anyone on /r9k/ been in one before? Can you share your experiences? I just want a girl to fucking worship me
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>tfw no md/lg relationship
it hurts
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>>38582855

ddlg is overrated as fuck, find a girl into service BDSM

had a GF for about a year who behind closed doors had a slave fetish, literally walked her on a leash and told her what to do and she would do it without question. Shit was so cash.
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>>38582884
l'm not that fucked up

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Are we being raided? Just look at these shit threads like wtf guys

>>38582251
>>38581997
>>38582548
>>38582496
>>38579556
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Forced memes are forced
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These are quality threads that promote healthy duscussions.
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>>38582820
Only like three of those threads are mine.

Tripcode users are the future of r9k.
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>>38582806
And coffin sales.
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>>38582806
Bait, I know, but I'm not gonna waste this opportunity to say tripfags are the biggest cancer of this entire website. They're the complete antithesis of what 4chan is supposed to be.
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>>38582806
r9k was just an experiment
we were never supposed to exist

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How can anyone on this board still support Drumpf?
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>>38582766
He blew Hillary the fuck out
That's enough for me
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>I am LITERALLY shaking rn
>there are people here in the fetal position
>drumpf has a 6% chance of winning
>every buzzword imaginable
>Mexican intellectuals say drumpf will lose
Seeing these smug college liberals cry because the big bad mean white man won gives me a hard on. This is coming from someone who's center left. How can you not love this absolute madman?
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>>38582766
Bernie for president in 2020

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HOOLY SHIT! IS THERE MORE LIKE THIS? WITH ACTUAL INTERCOURSE???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otl1egU6GA8
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>>38582765
the woman is always the victim and government funded shit is going to keep pushing it
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>>38582765
any video of these things fucking?
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>>38582847
thats why i made this thred

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Why do the alt-left make all the best memes?
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>>38582731
Why the fuck are you using the Weimar flag with the iron cross?
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They don't. Go back to your containment board, leftypol.
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>>38582788
The Iron Cross dates back to Prussia and the Second Reich.

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tfw the wrong side lost the war
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>>38582593
>>/pol/ is that way

Oririnal
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>>38582632
Go away retard

Oriental
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>>38582632
which way was that again newfag?

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