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>Listen to the best of Morrissey
>Most of his music blows ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv1VCTqpwvw
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>>38695334
Well which songs of his did you actually like Lori?
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>>38695392
Suedehead
The More You Ignore Me
The Last of the Famous International Playboys
Everyday is Like Sunday
Interesting Drug
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
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Certain people I know
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>>38695471
I think this might be a good fit for you. If not then try Viva Hate.
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>Been eating 2-3 of those nissin cup noodle things for the last couple years
>Always just filled them with water and microwaved them
>Just now found out doing that melts the styrofoam filling the noodles with BPA
A-Am I gonna get fucking cancer now guys?
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>>38695300
I'm pretty sure that styrofoam cup is mostly safe. Your children might have a very slightly increased chance of being born with a birth defect, but I really wouldn't worry. Your bigger problem is that you're eating so much of that shit in the first place, it's bad for you anon.
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>>38695300
>not buying a cheap electric kettle and eating them the proper neet way
SCUM, enjoy your cancer and slow degradation into a gay frog. Even the liberals agree now.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/02/lib-dem-candidate-says-plastic-in-our-drinking-water-is-turning-people-gay-6680160/
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>>38695300
>Been eating 2-3 of those nissin cup noodle things for the last couple years
>Always just filled them with water and microwaved them
>Just now found out doing that melts the styrofoam filling the noodles with BPA
I'm gonna get cancer guys
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I want to be reborn as a slim, handsome man who has tons of sex in his teens and 20's, marries a beautiful, devoted, loving woman in his 30's, raises happy children in his 40's,and then finally dies at the age of 102 with my great grandchildren surrounding me
(Also on my death bed I want a stripper to come into my hospice room and give my rotting cock a lapdance)
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>>38695260
So basically you want the most bland and predictable lifestyle possible?
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>>38695792
Like being miserable is not predictable.
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>>38695792
> NEET virgin life
> unpredictable
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Help! My fuck-buddy wants to start dating for reals. What doooo?
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Rip his dick off.
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>>38695258
You're first step should be going to /adv/ instead you fucking retard.
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>>38695258
>Expecting anyone here to know about dating or normalfag relationships
Leave norman.
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What fetish disgusts you the most? Furries? Scat? Feet?
Be sure to leave an explanation why.
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What's wrong with scat?
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I'd say findom. I'm pretty good with my money and I see so many people just fuck up their financial life on normal stupid shit.
But, it really drives me over the edge when they don't even get stupid shit for their cash like Air Jordans or anything!!
Fuck, are these people stupid.
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>>38695299
I was just giving examples. But, since you bring it up, it simply repulses me. I think most humans are repulsed by feces.
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Give me ONE good reason why you haven't fucked your mom yet.
Her being "ugly" is no excuse.
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I have no idea on how I could ask her. Im a virgin and I want to fuck her so badly but she's never given me signs or hints in my whole life
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>>38695234
She's ugly and i hate her.
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>>38695234
My dad is actually more attractive than me. Compare RDJ to Michael Cera, and you can see my dad and I
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Hey robots, If you could erase one day of your life, Barring birth or sex, What day would it be and why?
I regret ever first coming on here.
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Starting a family, My life is so fucking stressful, every single day.
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The day I asked the girl that tore my heart apart to prom
We went and dated for a while
But she ended up ruining me
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>that day I sat in gr9 English class
>Looks down at jacket on me
>Notices a part along the zipper that makes it look like I've got an erection in my chest
>Tardmode.exe
>High pitch tard voice
"HEY MR BONER WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?"
>Moves weird bump down to bottom of jacket
>Changes are my Jeans so they now look like I've got a throbber
"THERE YOU GO, NOW YOU'RE WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE!"
>Look up, oh shit
>2 Qt3.14 grills sitting next to me are creeped the fuck out
>Next day everyone asked how Mr Boner was doing
Mfw
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Metallica was a fucking cool guy
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>>38695217
That's Jude S. Priest moran
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>>38695217
rip quorthorn
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David Bowie was a pedophile.
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The Emoji movie is almost redpilled. Let me explain.
>Guy is told his whole life not to act a certain way
This is like how we're told not to talk about the things that interest us because they may seem "weird" (like vidya, tv, movies etc)
>People think he's weird
See point above
>He's not well known amongst the populars
Nobody knows who he is, and when they see him, they have an attitude of disgust and displeasement. How do normies react to us robots? By pretending we're invisible and they end up disgusted.
>The populars act the same way, all the time
This is encouraged, too. As there's no sense of individuality surrounding the Emojis. All they do is talk, dance and party.
>The populars are essentially normies
They talk, dance, party, act the same, and preach diversity but hate unique individuals
>There's a group of outcasts, that centre on playing video games and staying away from everyone else
Sound familiar?
>Main character's only friend is an outcast
Self explanitory, really. Most of us have little to no friends. And when we do, they're outcasts.
>The pirating app features trolls and viruses
I think it's safe to say we've all trolled, or dealt with viruses
>girl emoji is seen imagining violence against male emoji
Women tend to be more violent than men, according to domestic abuse stats. This clip of the female emoji not caring for the male emoji, shows the utter carelessness of women.
A bunch of normie shit hapoens in the movie until
>Main character gets friendzoned and seems depressed.
No I'm not joking. This actually happens. He turns from multiple emotions into a single "Meh". All because he poured his heart out, and the girl still didn't appreciate him.
The movie ends up portraying the female character as the one in the wrong in the situation. Media usually portrays the men cucking out, but nope - not here.
>Characters only like the main character when he helps them out
This shows that robots are disposable to normalfags. [CONT]
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I would be more inclined to read all this shit if you didn't rddt space it out like a jackass
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>>38695145
It shows that normies will only like robots if they help them out with something. Like being a laughing stock so Chad can demonstrate his humor to whores. People don't legititmatley like Gene. They only like him because he saved them from total annihilation.
Weird how we finally got representation in film about being robots. The movie ends on a shitty note, with the normies accepting him. But I guarantee that next movie, they'll be back to hating him. Forgetting about the one time when he saved their asses.
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>>38695145
Spacing
>op is
Gay
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Hey fags, I am having a lot of success in my sales job, moving out of my house in 2 months and I am 21.
What's good in YOUR life?
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>>38695125
>have plenty of money to buy most things you want
>work 65+ hours weekly and hardly any time to do anything
whats the point? I am honestly considering buying a mobile home or some house in the middle of no where and live of the land and never work again.
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>>38695176
well if you enjoy your job then it's not bad to spend time on it, I myself work 56 hours a week.
If we go to the "what's the point" question then we might as well off ourselves, in the end whatever we do is pointless, so you might as well do something you find interesting.
I like game development, so I want to learn how to sale shit, so that I can sell my games hopefully.
Working the land to live must be so fucking boring
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Nice job, m8. Sales is a tough gig, but you can make major bank if you're good at it.
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>tfw when first touched a pussy with your cock at 9 while messing around with sister
>tfw when has seen at least 3 pussiesmoms, sister's, another sister'sby 12
>tfw when still a virgin at 20
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the "family" situation is pretty common, especially people with younger sisters...
so you're basically a 20 year old virgin which is fine and don't let any other fag tell you otherwise
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More deets about that first time, anon.
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>>38695739
I have an elaborate story i wrote for a local board. Will post if my laziness to translate is overcome.
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Take this original post
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>>38695108
Thank you for that original post
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I shall thankfully recieve your original post and send another original post your way.
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DOZO!
Unoriginali
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>Hiiii Anon!~ I just made up some frosty chocolate milkshakes, you want one?
How do you respond!
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>>38695089
Himiwako is god's gift
there's something seriously hot about gigantomastia when it turns out right
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>>38695089
Homemade, I hope.
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>>38695089
Holy fucking god yes
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I'm suspecting my parents will kick me out. i'm 18 and i have one year left in HS. What do i do if they actually do it ? Crime ? I always wanted to know how it feels to kill someone, but thats the last resort. What would you do ?
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>>38695086
work your ass and try to get a scholarship
then you can just dorm life, while working a part time and use that money for living expenses in the summer
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Buy a ticket to Alaska and get a job in a cannery
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>>38695086
I got kicked out at 16
good luck nothing is gunna prepare you
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While White Boys Are Distracted by BBC
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Asian Boys are stealing White Girls of QUALITY over quantity. Like qt waifu material ones.
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>>38695083
I saw their wedding photos. Such a cute couple.
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>>38695083
I dunno she's kinda ugly man and her videos are okay at best
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>>38695083
He's way out of her league. Hes like a 6/7 she's a 4