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HOW THE FUCK is obsession part of an unhealthy relationship!??
i will never get normies
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>>39585772
and yes the source

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-an-Obsession

"Obsession with a person is a sign of an unhealthy relationship"
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People who aren't starved for attention understand things called boundaries and breathing space
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>>39585806
not constant obsession ... more like need for the person .. to talk to them every day..

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>Someone falls over or drops a glass
>They all shout "WAHEY!" or "OHHHHH"
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>>39585753

normies at my hs would literally spend every lunch break discussing what their/their parents' turds look like in the toilet bowl

And I thought us Robots are the weird and yucky ones
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they post screenshots of 'dank' threads they see on instagram to show all their buddies
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I have never hung out around normies, so I have no clue as to what they find amusing.

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You know all the talk about basic income? It already exists and it's called autism bux. While wagies slave away in mines, doing extra hours in IT or wiping the tainted assholes of the elderly, I just sit on my ass doing nothing while getting paid. I have reached nirvana. Have you?
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>>39585704
It's not much, friend. Also, what UBI does that SSDI doesn't is allow the government to remove the minimum wage and open labor to market forces. Imagine what we could accomplish if we didn't have to wait for the capitalists to figure out how to make money off it. Want to work for $3 an hour collecting data for a research project? Do it. Have a product you need to see go to market and want to work their production line at 5 bucks an hour? That's between you and your employer. It would be a golden age.
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>>39585704
The jews own this country, if you think they're going to give away their money for free you're wrong, never gonna happen
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>>39586015
The question is, after companies decide labor and employees are only worth 4.27/h and the price of rent, transportation and groceries, will the rest of the market tell people" okay cool, you have less money so rent/utilities/groceries/etc are cheaper for you now" or just shrug and say tough shit asshole, find a better job or work more jobs

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1. make money
2. find a hobby you enjoy
3. lift
4. marry a qt conservative girl
5. pump her full of 5+ qt kids
6. (optional) become an important member of your community

Now go out there and make me proud
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>make money
yep.
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>>39585695
>5+ kids
>anything but a pain in the ass
I'd want 2 at most.
Everything else is alright. desu, I don't want kids at all, but women usually get even crazier if they don't have any. Hormones and shit.
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Nah mate, you fcuking retarded. I mean seriously just do surveys online (Each month I make $25000)

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ITTT: Backgrounds thread

share your backgrounds anons. no clearing up!
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I have fake windows
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>>39585726
You can just install windows 10 from a usb from their site for free

>Why are you pirating?
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>>39585687
Here we go.

step it up anons

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>mfw I bullied another sissy white boi today
Is there a greater feeling than picking on these effeminate benders? It's almost getting too easy at this point.
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Bullying is wrong anon
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>>39585694
So is being a sissy boy begging for jizz treats.
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>>39585670
please bully me and then fill me with your cum cums ^_^

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what do you think of this fello named Gremblo
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I think y0u sh0uld pr0bably go back t0 reddit.

This is not how 4chan works
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>>39585652
He looks like he can lower my credit score by just looking at me.
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>get the gas hans.jpg

Are mixed race women genetically superior? Protip: Yes
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To full Blacks? Yes.
To anyone else? No.
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>>39585610
That girl is sexy as fuck I know OP is just shitposting racebait but I love light skins
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>>39585632

This
I'm pure african and i want to marry a high IQ white girl.
I'm currently making around 97k with my new business, but i dont know where to find them.
The only possible place i know to look is this dating app called the league.

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Is nursing a comfy field?
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>>39585573
>Is nursing a comfy field?
Any field which is filled with women will require virtually no actual work
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>dealing with sick and dying people all day
>comfy
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>>39585573
No work is comfy

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I have a strict no hentai Policy that I have kept to myself to keep anime as innocent and pure as possible.

Send me your absolute hottest shit and try to bring me into the next level of neet.
btw I don't like traps or futas
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>>39585407
>don't like traps or futas

Fucking normies.
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>>39585436
if I was a normie I wouldn't be here, I just don't like dick
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hentai doesn't corrupt anime, just like 3d porn doesn't corrupt other movies
have some modeseven as a starter

If I am celibate for religious reasons then am I beyond the Chad-Beta spectrum?
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>>39585392
Only if it's honestly not just a cope, and you legitimately had a blinding vision from God ordering you to do so.
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>>39585392
If I say yes will you finally grow a spine?
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>>39585392
More of a monk or a Sage than a wizard, good luck in staying clear.

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The fucking normalfags have infiltrated our fucking board. We are currently recruiting new robots. If you are a normal fuck who wants to join us you must:
>Leave your job
>If not a virgin castrate yourself
>Leave all your friends
>Start a piss bottle collection
>Gain weight
>Purposely get acne
>Piss of at least 10 wagies
>Help remove trap threads
>Can no longer talk to sluts
>Can't phonefag or phonepost
>If a poltard, stop being one
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Nah, just going to screencap this then put it on r/4chan because I'm a karma whore
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>>39585528
If you don't wanna join leave faggot.
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>>39585814
No I want to join, so I can reap in that sweet sweet karma, also your post is trash, OP

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Any robots that play the piano?

I'm thinking about learning it, but have no idea where to start. (I never played an instrument before and I don't even own a piano)
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I recognize that piano. He's one of the reasons I want to learn how to play. I used to do woodwinds and guitar but I really oughta get a keyboard to mess around on.
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>>39585378

Step 1) get a piano

Step 2) search "how to play piano" on YouTube

Step 3) stop being a faggot and learn how to play.
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1. Buy a keyboard.

2. Watch pic

3. Get sheets for simple piano music you like.

4. Learn pieces of the song by heart, play one hand at a time, very slowly. over and over and over again.


Example of a relatively simple song you can start with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-zVjmCHyrU

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>the reptilian illuminati is trying to capture me and torture me for information and then perform experiments on me
fuck fuck fuck fuck
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The illuminati no longer exists.

It's the Jewish Kabbalah sect that you have to worry about.
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>>39585371
>is trying to capture me and torture me for information


Ha, information on what?
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>>39585383
fuck you reptilian nigger you aint fooling shit
>>39585427
fuck you lizard i aint sayin shit

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Imagine knowing a cute girl you like, she's beautiful and adorable, with an innocent face with beautiful blue eyes and a nice smile, but she hides something evil within. Amongst all forms of possible fetishes she got the most filthy and degenerate one, she's a tremendous scat lover, someone who literally covers herself with her shit and her vomit making "shit masks" that allow you too see only her eyes. Not only, she eats it, she thrust it in her vagina and then masturbate. Her boyfriend (yes she has a boyfriend) dives his penis in her shit and then put it in her vagina, she covers his dick with her shit and then blows it. She enjoys it, she loves it, she's a hell of a monster.

I found myself randomly in the weird side of internet tonight and I found this girl who has stolen my sleep. Can't get over the fact that there's this cute Russian girl of my same age (23) who covers and deprave herself with shit. It's something so absurd and malefic that I'm trying to understand what causes this. What are the possible causes that make you develope such a horrid fetish? I don't think a norma life can origin all this, maybe it's just mental illness?

I'm a very open minded person, even on the sexual spectrum, but I felt the most sane person in the world after watching her Scat Shop profile. Yet I feel such a sadness seeing such a beautiful girl like that depraving herself in inhuman ways of depravation and filthiness. She could just be a stacy with a chad on her side with a normal life, yet here she is. Incredibly she has given birth to two childs recently, this girl is a mother. A mother.

her profile right here: https://www.scatshop.com/girls/sweetbettyparlour/
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Bumping in a very original way.
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>>39585333
No.
Scat is where I draw the line.

I recommend she get help.
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>>39585681
In what way these people can be helped?
>go to psychiatrist
>"Tell me about you Betty"
>"Ohm well, I just like to bathe in shit"

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