>be me
>27
>part time engineering student
>have job in the industry
>good looking
>forever alone, took years to get over hs crush, now too late
>watch Steins;Gate
>identify with Okabe
>fall in love with Kurisu
<come back to reality
>tfw I will never meet my Kurisu irl
>realize I'm truly forever alone
>want to kill my self
>>38734678
>Watch SteinsGate
>Fall in love with Ruka
>... But he's a guy
>>38734736
>tfw Ruka actually becomes a girl for a brief moment in time
I know that feel OP, I want a Kurisu too, but they don't exist.
>>38734678
What kinda engineer, anon?
Do you ever have transgender fantasies?
I'll try it
it's hard to find one that is a, feminine enough and b, would fuck a black guy
>>38734646
Hummm I'd fuck that Blaire White trannie even though she had surgery already.
Too bad she's an alright faggot
>>38734646
No, because I am not white
I'm growing tired, /r9k/.
I just want to play some better quality tabletop games but my friends don't even bother to decline my invitations to board game night anymore. I wish I had better friends.
Online doesn't do it for me and there's some weekly board game night at a place in the city but it's all normies playing normie games, one pedophile and one edgy maga lad.
Hit me with whatever's bringing you down lately, we can be miserable together.
>>38734634
Have you tried /tg/? never been there but form what I've heard they organize in person playsessions for your autistic pen and paper RPGs.
You don't necessarily want to be around those neckbeards, but if you really need to scratch an itch to play its worth a shot
>>38734634
Where do you live? My brother plays D&D with a group of friends, I could tell him to let you join in
>>38734674
>Have you tried /tg/?
I frequent it. I played once with a real life group from /tg/, it was so bad I made a blog (long since gone) detailing the awfulness.
>>38734712
Bratislava
>Be intelligent online and honest about it
>A million plebs start screaming that nobody is smarter than them and everyone has EXACTLY THE SAME IQ and their proof is that anyone smarter than them would have more money than them
Why are brainlets so obnoxious?
If you were even smarter, you wouldn't even participate in such absurd discussions and just share your intelligent opinions and hedge your bets on them being noticed based on merit alone.
>>38734617
>>Be intelligent online and honest about it
>took an online iq test on a website for moms with autistic sons once
Confirmed for being a fucking retard
>>38734617
IQ is not a relevant value anymore. There are many, many different types of intelligence and many of them are not IQ related.
I have a friend whom a door is smarter than him but he has an ear for music like no one else and can play a song on his guitar after listening to a song just a few times.
Would you be a robot today if the Axis won WW2?
https://youtu.be/AnpTWKKWQ1o
>>38734601
No, I'd have been sent to a labor camp for not being white.
would robots be considered subhumans?
>>38734641
>thinking national Socialism is white supremacy
>tfw you fucked a girl with a bf and ruined their relationship
Is this what being alpha is like?
How much did you pay her
I
>>38734493
No that is being an asshole. Both you and the girl are to blame. Besides normie gtfo.
>>38734493
Yes, now you are a sexual monkey that lacks virtue like 99% of the world, congratulations by normalfag friend you are an alpha and can leave this board.
If I send dick pics to a girl and she says I am small, what is the best response without sounding butthurt?
>saying anything at all
>>38734481
confirm that you are butthurt
>>38734574
I'm not really butthurt just more... eh don't really feel like speaking to her anymore
Is it socially acceptable to punch someone's teeth out and break their nose if they bully you or say something to mock you out in public and you have no comeback?
You can take the punishment but they still have to pay for dental implants. Depends on what they say but I'd say in some cases it's worth it.
>>38734475
Maybe but you will end up getting your ass kicked probably and you might go to jail
>>38734475
How's summer?
t. Oreganalo
So I never take the first step when talking to grils.
But after having a thing for this one qt3.14 for about a year I decided to text her after getting her number from a mutual friend.
She was very polite in her answer as I asked her to go out for a drink but said she was busy at the moment and we'd go drink by the end of the summer.
Please be honest with me, it's a fucking lie right? A polite way to tell me to fuck off...
I'm not bad looking and I guess not being a kissless virgins means I'm not too beta either.
But this just makes me lose confidence so fast.
What do? Chad up and go for the next one? I'm not like that though and don't feel comfortable being an asshole
shameless autobump
help me out here
Im afraid it probably is a lie friendo. On an unrelated note that picture of a sick kitten is really sad...
>>38735004
Thought so...
Mebe i should continue to ask her out
Like every two weeks or so or does that sound creepy?
what are the % odds of me approaching a girl on the street and asking if she wants to fuck?
>>38734429
Just buy a hooker man. Save you the embarrassment
>>38734429
If Chad 0.01
Otherwise 0
You can expect to enjoy one if not a couple of the following:
>Called a rapist
>Called a creeper
>Possible thrown to the ground and restrained by some whiteknight
>Throw ina prison cell for the night for rape
find the answer. It's a defense mechanism to preserve the notion in their mind that they aren't a buffoon. If the answer is impossible to find, you are a wise one for not wasting you time looking for it. But there is always an answer.
Anyway, lately I've been thinking that there is one "core problem" that from which all other problems in the world stem from. This should also yield you a solution, once you fix the core problem, all others should follow suit. Dangerous line of thinking, cause I had a feeling I didn't need to bother. Hitler followed the exact same thought process to figure out what the problem was.
But you can't just turn your brain off, and I think I might have been wrong to assume what the core problem was. The popular answer is actually non-partisan. Depending if you want to call it the 1% or the jews, there is widespread animosity towards some elite rich shadowy organization manipulating the populace. Is that the answer I am looking for? Do all roads end at the shadowgroup pulling the strings? Al Gore blames them for global warming, Bernie Sanders blames them for pretty much everything, /pol/ blames them for the state of hollywood entertainment.
I see Hillary Clinton on the television talking, and the notion that she is the criminal mastermind responsible for hundreds of deaths seems rather dubious when confronted with how much of a moron she clearly is. And I've seen how human organizations function. They are essentially inefficient trash. The scale of organization one would need to enact this sort of scheme would make it so large to make it largely impossible. But anyway, let's take a quick look at a problem tree.
I copied and pasted poorly, here is the first paragraph:
>It's my view that every problem has a solution. Anyone who writes off a problem as unsolvable guarantees they will in fact, never be able to find the answer. It's a defense mechanism to preserve the notion in their mind that they aren't a buffoon. If the answer is impossible to find, you are a wise one for not wasting you time looking for it. But there is always an answer.
>>38734427
>Anyway, lately I've been thinking that there is one "core problem" that from which all other problems in the world stem from.
I'll save you some searching. This is it right here.
>>38734427
>Lately I've been thinking that there is one "core problem" that from which all other problems in the world stem from
There is. It is that people prefer emotions to rationality. Emotions are hard-wired to let you down, they are the tools of evolution. You will never be satisfied, because emotions do not work that way. Emotions will keep you undermining your fellow human beings, keep you in jealous agony and keep you feeling incomplete. All this is easy to figure out, but still the 'intellectuals' of the world won't stop glorifying emotions, making emotional gratification the chief good. The junkie cannot imagine a life without his next fix.
I have a sad existence
>>38734420
you have a roof over your head , warm clothes and internet, literally access to all human knowledge, i know it's a stupid argument but perspective is key.
"Just because i have it better than all those poor bastards doesn't make me feel better"
I understand that, what is aching you?
>>38734420
That looks ok to me. Nothing wrong with throwing shit on a plate and eating it.
>>38734582
>I understand that, what is aching you?
My parents divorced recently and then forced me to move in with my grandma (I'm 23). I live in a guest bedroom on a floor mattress, I'm unemployed because nowhere (not even temp agencies) will hire me because I have so many gaps on my resume and I dropped out of community college when I got extremely depressed for a year (not that it's changed). I go to a therapist provided by my grandmas insurance and he thinks I have real autism. Lastly, I'm extremely poor and I have thousands in debt because my parents never gave me money for school.
>spend most of my days harassing women online on whisper for shits and giggles just to see what happens
>usually pretend to be interesting until im in the clear and pop the golden question
>"can i eat your ass/pussy?" or asking for sex/nudes
>routine af now
>get hungry go get something to eat at a fastfood place
>counter is qt girl
>"hey welcome to x today what would you like to order?"
>"can i eat your pussy"
>realize what i just said and get out of there
lel, what was her reaction?
>>38734398
>her face was dis
>the fucking line instantly heard and all eyes were on me. i fucking left before anyone could do anything about it.
>>38734495
if nobody else heard it probably wouldn't have been to bad you probably could have got her number even if you played it off well
but yeah if others heard high likelihood of a white knight jumping in
Why do you not take a photo with 2 girls and use as your tinder profile? With 2 ladies on your arm you look like a stud/ automatic 10/ get tons of matches
And how much would that cost me ?
>>38734331
Just find two slutty girls and tell them the truth, that you want to take an ironic pic with two girls clawing at you so you can get laid for the first time, and they'll do it for free to help you if they are slutty enough and have a sense of humor.
If I had two qt girls on my arm, then I wouldn't need a tinder profile ya dummy.
Friendly Reminder:
ROASTIES AND NORMIES: YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLACE TO GO ON THE INTERNET. STAY THERE.
No niggers
I
>>38734307
or kikes!
>He still thinks 4chan let alone r9k is not normalfag filled
It'd be more embarrassing if it wasn't safe to assume you're below 20