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College is starting again in a few weeks.
Are you ready?
What are your plans for the upcoming semester?
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Have no preparation, use the same passive, depressed attitude ive had my entire life and then wonder why nothing has changed
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>>38779900

Panic over how I literally cannot afford to go to uni. My dad expressed his disappointment in me for not getting enough in scholarships to cover my education the other day. But the FAFSAs in and I submitted an SIR assuming at least one or two of the myriad scholarships I applied to would pan out

They didn't
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>>38779900
I plant to hit on freshman girls.
I feel bad for the freshmen desu. Thye don't realize how awful their lives are about to get.

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Isn't it nice...
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>>38779896
Jebane 30C here
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>>38780350
Where, do you mean? We have nearly 40C in Katowice.
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It seems it's impossible to hold a successfull /polishfeel/ for several days in a row. Perhaps all the polish-speaking anons got banned. I'll create one at the end of the week.

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Why aren't you on hormones yet, anon-kun? Hurry up, before all that testosterone ravages your body and prevents you from becoming a cute anime grill!
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>>38779841
>Why aren't you on hormones yet, anon-kun? Hurry up, before all that testosterone ravages your body and prevents you from becoming a cute anime grill!
someone buy me hormones and make me a girl HELP
THIS TESTE IS KILLING ME
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It's too late for me, I'm losing weight but imagination will have to do the rest.
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>>38779859
Awww sorry to hear that you can't get your medication, I'm sure you could find a nice robot daddy who would buy it for you

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Did the person who fucked you over the most, the one who you might see ruined your life, almost,be it a friend, a family member, a co-worker, you name it) apologized to you yet?


Do you expect them to do so? How would it make you feel?
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>>38779814
She did, but it was hilariously insincere after she ruined my entire life and drove me to almost killing myself. Felt as sincere as walking in on her mutilating my dog and her saying "whoops, my bad". People who ruin other people's lives intentionally or through inaction don't feel bad about it or else they wouldn't have ruined your life to begin with. And even if they do somehow mean the apology, so fucking what? The damage is done and that guilt didn't stop them at the time.
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>>38779858
Who was she and why did she do it?
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>>38779814
I aint gonna say sorry to myself i deserve to fall even deeper.

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I was bullied 4th grade-9th grade before I switched schools. I remember all of their names and still cry when I think about it to this day. Anyone else /bullied/?
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>>38779810
Yes 5_12 and freshman year of college by the college professors , don't think much about it because I have dreams and goals I work towards .
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>>38779810
I was bullied K-12 every day up to and including at my high school graduation.
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>>38779810
bullied in high school till I beat the crap of one of those fuckers. I ended one week suspended, but even after they stopped bullying me, most people stopped talking to me , saying shit like "dude, it was a joke", "i think you overreacted, violence was not necesary".
These fuckers were hurting me, why do they think it was a joke but when I beat their faces, I suddenly become a monter to their eyes?.

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High fellow robots,

I just blazed it and already masturbated. Now I'm bored, so ask me anything!

>praise kek
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>>38779805
do you live in a legalised state?
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>>38779805
Drop acid, ya fkn noob
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>>38779827
No, I live in Germany

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Who here /coney/

>steamed hot dog and bun
>chili sauce with no beans
>chopped raw onion
>drizzles of yellow mustard
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das es gute
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Brown mustard and sauerkraut and why is there a fork in the pic?
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>>38779700
Coney Island is coon city. The boardwalk is bullshit and the beach is a garbage infested shithole. Jones Beach is much better if you can afford it/deal with the traffic.

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Sup bros,

I know that you don't like guys with GFs but I have nowhere else to turn. I tried asking about this on other boards and they all think I'm lying.

The situation is, my GF is smoking meth, and it has turned her into a monster. Previously, she was a loving, caring GF who would give the world to me. Now she is highly abusive, screaming at me at the slightest provocation. The other day I went outside and found her wearing nothing but a bathrobe, wielding an axe, with the most menacing look imaginable on her face. It turns out she was looking for 4 intruders in the home who had been trying to kidnap her. Although I commend her bravery in fighting off the intruders, there was evil in that face--it really was a true 'face of meth' just like the ones shown.

What should I do bros?

Should I dump her?

Should I attempt to help her deal with her issues?

Should I get on the stuff and try to claim some of its powers for myself?

All I know is since she started smoking those vile shards, she's been spun so hard she's made me her bitch. I figure, the least I could do is try to regain my power by smoking it too, right?
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>>38779648
dump her, it's not worth it man.
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>>38779648
Well, she might be using drugs because she has emotional issues, so it might be a bad idea to break it off cold. You could tell her how you feel, aND that if she doesn't want to help herself by quitting that you can't help her either. And if she doesn't quit, leave her because apparently getting high is more important than your companionship. EZ
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>>38779671
Also if she knows where you live change your locks, install some security cameras, and consider carrying a weapon

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I want to leave behind technology and civilization to lead a simple life. Something like nuns or monks. What are my options robots?
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Follow me on foot. We will walk the nevada desert,and live in the red woods of america and never see the light of society again.
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>>38779530
>>38779581
I would join you guys, but I want to keep some of my belongings. Unless you're alright with driving around in a Volkswagen hippie van, and with me bringing some of my personal effects, I can't come with you.
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>>38779530
I wouldn't mind that type of life, but first of all I don't know where to start, second thing there are still people out there wishing me the worst.

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Hey anon-kyun, is it really true you're still a virgin?? Wow! That is sad. I have an idea. Just stick your benis in my boipucci and say no homo. Bingo, you're not a virgin and you're not gay. Come on what are you waiting for?
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>>38779448
B-b-but
You're gay
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>>38779448
C-Can we snuggle afterwards?
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>>38779448
Man, catboys are lewd. Didn't even bother closing the curtains.

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See this r9k, this girl (male) will drain your balls and make you cum just like a real girl. Wtf are you waiting for?
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>>38779437
a tranny is nothing compared to a real woman
pussy > man ass
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>Wtf are you waiting for?
A real girl.

Keep your gay shit, I would sooner numb my libido with medication.
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>>38779437
Well for one thing their faces and voices are usually far too manly to be attractive. I also don't want one taller than me since I am a 5'10 manlet. They are usually crawling with stds. They also probably don't want to date me because I am balding and a virgin. Plus if they want me to touch their dick that is not going to happen. I also refuse to put my cock in the wound they can get if they chop up their penis.

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Realistically, how are white people treated in japan? Im taking japanese in uni and im studying abroad next semester. What should i expect?
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Shamelesssssssss self bumppppppppp
Oraoraoroaoraoroaora
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You'll be just fine. The xenophobia is something you will only notice after living there for a while.
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>>38779870
Is there anything i shouldnt do while im there? I know western and eastern customs are very different, but are some mannerisms looked down upon?

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So I asked a girl on tinder out today for the first time ever. The second she said yes, the full realisation of what I did hit me and now I literally can't stop throwing up, it feels like my body is trying to eat itself from the inside, the anxiety is physically manifesting itself in a way I've never felt before.

What the fuck was I thinking? I can't face a woman in one on one conversation! What the fuck did I do...
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>>38779381
you just have to let it flow anon, if you try to manually control the conversation you'll fuck it up.

im also trying to get the courage to go on a tinder date, but she wants to pick me up in her care and go hiking so i feel uneasy about it.
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>>38779404
car*

originall
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>>38779381
>I can't face a woman in one on one conversation!
I feel you. I'd think the very same.

>Trump hires Scaramucci
>Trump sees all those 2016 clips of Scaramucci shitting on Trump
>Trump fires Scaramucci

Americans, get your shit together!
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>>38779358
>man gets hired
>man gets fired
OH NO HOW HORRIBLE, BLIMPF IS FINISHED
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>>38779388
Except the manbaby Lumpf fired him because the guy called him an idiot.
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>>38779406
yeah, he's allowed to do that

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>he roleplays with his imaginary gf at night to help him fall asleep
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I just watch twitch streams or hulu
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It feels good OP
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>>38779307
>He imagines being loved
>He has imaginary conversations with his imaginary significant other

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