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>>38860279
>tfw can't enjoy anything

Because we feel the need to conform to societys standards. We care too much, but in way we don't care at all.

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>>38860279
Having everything we could ever want from birth is what hurts us. In the generations before us, man had to fight for food, shelter, clothing, entertainment...now it's all given to us from the moment we're born. What is there to fight for? What could make us feel alive? Is this why we always feel trapped, no matter what we do, where we go?

bumpin for interest
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/04/us/northwestern-professor-stabbing-trnd/index.html

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>>38860254
Sunroom

Thinking about moving my computer set-up from the front room into mu bedroom and also thinking about getting a decent chair I can really lay back into with some support for my head as well.

>>38860209
no you cannot do this

>western style martial arts
lol, you won't even see me coming until its too late and there's a katana through your chest

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>>38860209
>I can beat a gorilla bare handed.
Winston would kick your ass.

>>38860151
what would you do if i smothered that doggy to death

>>38860189
I would be angry, sad and aroused

>>38860151
I like dogs more because they do cute things like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmytRD5fO6A

Just look at him swinging.

>>38860114
>Decent Poster

Im ok with this.

>INTP NEET
aren't >we smart though?

Tfw failed normie for this and real life

I use magnums because the base is slightly wider

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>buy regular "one size fits all" condom
>too wide
Guess I'd better buy Japanese condoms or something.
But I'll never use them anyway so it doesn't matter.

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>>38860099
>I use magnums

>>38860065
i find vaginas to be fucking nasty to look at and generally speaking any porn in which the girl spreads her legs and shows her pussy like it's hot, i end up feeling disgusted.

im not gay tho

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>>38860097
>i'm not gay

anon, i...

buttholes are like 10x better than vaginas dude

i'll try it, my man

however, i fear that it will be like pornhub. That porn is amazing at first glance but after the 10th viewing, it gets old. i feel like i'll have to get 10 gfs just to be sane.

Its good that you came out. I'm glad you can be yourself without judgement now.

>>38860071
Nah, it gets better cause you get better at it. You don't get better than jerking off

>>38860027
Put her in a sex doll or waifu pillow. Your dreams are closer to reality.

>>38860027
Can you change her name?

>>38860598
Only to Amazon and shit

>>38859960
>arrested
>for "sexually abusing" an inanimate object
I guess it's not just a thing in England anymore

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>>38859960
how did she get the sperm?

>>38860057
Probably a needle?

>>38859933

well, mostly because normies forced us to, and a majority of us have shit social skill/autism

>>38859933
None of the above, anon.

We become robots because we' re different. Not because we either want to, and not because of the influence of normies. We just become robots. It is like cancer, it grows out whether you like it or not.

Me personally? I chose this life. I always looked down on normalfags like the human livestock which they are. Separation from the masses is the only way I can sleep at night, knowing that I am not like *them*.

Humor designed for 12 years olds.
95% of 12 years olds watch several hours of Youtube every day.

>>38859834
why do youtubers behave like kids tv presenters even if their target audience is adults

tfw i like pewdiepie unironically

So it's bailey-chan now? How many fucking accounts does this faker need?

Jeeze what cancer, fuck outta here fakers.

Nobody's biting tonight huh? I suppose that's for the best. I'm convinced it's "her" posting these most of the time anyway.

>>38860118
>>38859830
And you're still the only other poster. Guess I was right.

>>38859812
No just stop taking them and start skateboarding instead.

>>38859812
It's completely up to you. Why would you ask a board of anonymous people on the internet for advice? It's your basic right to commit suicide. You were involuntarily born into this world. You might as well leave in a voluntary fashion.

>>38859812
The only safe way to quit tobacco and benzos at the same time is dying. Otherwise I wish you good luck.

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I'll start

>2 or 4 miles, every other run
>every 2 days
>music, but know I shouldn't
>roads, no trails nearby
>shipping to BMT soon, also to keep my weight low

>>38859795
>How Far
the best i can do is 5km (fuck your amerifat measurement system)
>How Often
like 3 times per year
>Music or no
no music, i only run in races made by companies and i like hearing everybody cheering and people laughing or people moaning
>Trails or roads
as i said, the companies close the streets so we can run on the streets
>Why
idk, i'm random and special xd rawr uwu UwU :3

>I shoot for at least 3-5km three to four days a week. Assuming I don't binge watch some series or get hooked on shitposting here
>No music
>I either take to the track at my local high school down the block or at a park and the adjacent roads not too far away, either
>Did Muay Thai, so running helped. But I'm shipping out for basic training soon, and it's imperative that I run more.