>when dead people are getting more pussy than you Why live?

>>38859960
>arrested
>for "sexually abusing" an inanimate object
I guess it's not just a thing in England anymore

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>>38859960
how did she get the sperm?

>>38860057
Probably a needle?

>>38860057
I also wanna know.

How does a dead man ejaculate when he's dead, and pretty sure his body has no blood flow

>>38860057
Can dead guys cum?

>>38860057
probably extracted it with a syringe or something but unless he was VERY fresh the sperms should have been dead right?

>>38860100
lf they want to.

>>38860017
>necrofags too autistic to understand why someone might not want their dead family member to be fucked

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its fake take a lookie for yourself

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp

>>38860057
>>38860092
>>38860100
Rigor mortis. Dead people can still get erections.

>>38860176
I knew it was too good to be true when I saw those bags under her eye. Still laughed, though.

>>38860205
I know you're just shitposting, but most male corpses get erections from "angel's lust," not rigor mortis.

>>38860205
>Rigor mortis
That doesn't account for the impulse your brain sends telling you to ejaculate. In fact, it doesn't account for anything related to the penis at all; rigor mortis only affects muscles.

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>>38859960
I love it.

Bitches will have sex with dead guys and fucking ANIMALS before they are willing to even let a robot so much as TOUCH them

Hilarious

>>38859960
>worldnewsdailyreport
it's a satire site, you mongs. Those aren't real stories. How the hell can a corpse have sex, you idiots