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I can beat a gorilla bare handed.
No kidding.
I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.
Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.
I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.
I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.
There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.
Any beta man with a little bit of practice can take out a gorilla with a knife. But bare handed it's much more difficult, it requires more technique.
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>>38860209
no you cannot do this
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>western style martial arts
lol, you won't even see me coming until its too late and there's a katana through your chest
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>>38860209
>I can beat a gorilla bare handed.
Winston would kick your ass.
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>>38860209
Stream it with a GoPro. Go teach obongo a lesson.
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Could Bruce Lee have defeated a gorilla?
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Im sorry you're going to kill something around 10 times stronger than you? Send proof of it faggit or give us a location so we can check the news when you are dead
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When all these fags didn't read the file name.
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>>38860209
Anyone can say that they can kill a gorilla. That's a childish brag. A real man would go to wherever the fuck there are gorrillas (jump into your local zoo, do it you pussy), put on a go pro, find a gorilla and suckerpunch the shit out of it. Do it, do it you fucking shit talking pussy.
t. hugry gorrila
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>>38863098
Because summerfag phoneposter
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>>38860209
I was thinking you could punch a gorilla in the nose just as it would work for a dog, but realized gorillas have no noise. They have 0 weak spots. Peoplw saw blacks are gorillas and now Um just flattered
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This reminds me of that post where some autist said all you have to do in a fight against a bigger guy is dodge until he gets tired.
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>I can beat off a gorilla bare handed.
Fixed this for you, good luck op.
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>>38860209
https://gyazo.com/662357d842a5721a1b8d2afd9933134e
good way to spot newniggers, good one.
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