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you are cold

>>38892247
its because of cold you retard

>>38892247
cold or horny

Youll never be as wanted as the shorter girls but youll still be wanted as long as your face is good and you arent fat. Otherwise youre just an ogre/giant

Only girls care about height.

I personally like tall girls as much as short girls. I think you'll be fine, Anon!

>>38892040
barely

cilantro

>>38892040
I haven't done anything bad to anyone except steal from people who are mean to me

>>38892040
I only feel guilty for a few mins after fapping. I got nothing else to feel guilty about so...

>>38891965
>whitestest
What's that supposed to mean?

>>38891965
Yeah my literal Chad roommate calls people normie over discord. Idk what's going on these days

>>38891965
>>38892035
everyone thinks he/she is a special snowflake who isn't understood by society because they're too "deep" and that everyone else has it easier than them ... thus most other people are "normies"

Just like you think your life is hard or that you have actual problem while there are 5 year old kids working 12 hours a day in fireworks factories in china.... just sayin

Borderline Personality Disorder and Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Three. One dog and two cats. They're all animals that I've rescued.

One

Kaiser Darrin

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28/m here

I don't know if I have any mental illnesses. I'm pretty sure I suffer from depression and anxiety from some self-diagnosis (self-inflicted loneliness, feelings of no worth, lack of confidence, etc)

I don't have any pets, I'm too irresponsible

I've had sex with...18 I think

My dream car is the purest and best supercar ever built, the Porsche Carrera GT. V10 engine, 6-speed clutch and stick manual, two seats, carbon fiber construction, and no driver aids.

>>38891939
Ive had sex with 3 girls, one of them my current girlfriend XD
OMG wait I have to reply to my Tinder requests see you bros laterXDDDDDDD

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>absolutely love legs/thighs/stockings
>cant stand feed
such is the way of life

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>>38891969
That's okay, those things are pretty great too

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>2D but sometimes I don't mind 3D if they're in stockings but its a rare one for me
>In order for me it's pantyhose/tights-stockings-thigh highs- knee highs-socks-sports socks-nothing
>Clean

Pic related got me into feet

>>38891860
Please enlighten me on this Bailey. I can't keep up with this shit.

>>38891950
Some attention whore in robot circles that socially inept robots fall in love with if s/he gives them the slightest amount of attention.

>>38891860

whe have a discord server playing games and stuff? can i enter even without mic just typing?

>feeling sad
That's not what depression is, numbnuts.

>>38891884
then i dont understand what it is then

Apathia.

you're not gonna do anything
while you're making out or getting your dick sucked something will happen
the smell will hit you and your brain will tell your dick it's a man

>>38891810
>insanely fat ass
>is only pretty nice
Ye chill faggot

>>38891947
I would show more but the face is in them
>>38891848
This one is passable though
Do the passable ones still smell like men?

...................is it ok yet?

LALALALALALA

FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU

LALALALALALAL

>>38891772
*sluuuuurp"
this is some good stuff
-sits in silence with you as the would be wagecucks stare us down in the assembly line they formed-

>>38891730
I never found love, but I love yanderes.

>>38892416
Do you love the obsession, the violence, or the domination?

do you actually think there were real women in there?

>>38891639
I'll gentle femdom you, but I'm a girl (male) and you will have to take it up the pooper.

>>38891667
Well I am into pegging to be honest anon

>>38891678
So we got a deal? I get to pound your boipussy and POZ your butt?

I'm sure that woman lost her virginity before she was 16

>>38891632
>women
>having interests, hobbies, knowledge or opinions they didn't get from their boyfriends
topkek

>>38891689
I got my hobbies from my dad. Take that, frogposter.

>>38891619
Why do you hate them, OP?

>>38891619
but it's the same concept of posting a smug anime girl to mock someone anon

>>38891619
hashinshin?

>>38891604
why is /r9k/ so shit these days?

eating phallic food is gay

Nummy for your tummy and good for your gizzard

Even though they're chopped up too small