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>mom tells me to make friends in college
>stay inside playing video games for the entire semester
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haha get fucked, mom
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>>38923749
right? mom BTFO
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>doing good in college?
>"ya sure"
>retook 4 classes
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*swipes left*
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what?
she's looking for baby daddy
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>you will never be a pedophile who provides for a young single mother while grooming her small child into your personal slave
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>>38923654
FBI monitors this board stupid
Wallpaper thread.
Post a wallpaper and the image posted after yours has to be your wallpaper for a week.
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lol no, what a STUPID thread. GOD, you're dumb.We all talked it over, and we want you to leave /r9k/ for a few weeks so we can enjoy ourselves.
Later, loser
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Ice golem
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>>38923622
lololol nice video games, NERD. GOD, you're dumb. We all spoke with the developers of your favorite series and they agreed to never let you play one of their games again.
Later, loser
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attn fembots; pls b gf
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>ywn be a simple monk content with an ale and cheese dagger
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this is now a monk thread
post rare monks
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Hope this monk is satisfactory
>tfw she told me he fucked her last night while this was playing in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t9LjQdrMiM
should i just end my misery right fucking now? if someone rolls dubs, i will post her picture.
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Damn bro it's like 2 minutes long. I hope she's Asian
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>>38923504
Post her nudes, it'll show her not to be a dumb whore, in fact, dox her here. The dubs will it
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>>38923599
DUBS HAS SPOKEN HOLY KEK
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>playing gmod with online friend
>playing sandbox
>"hey lets do a deathmatch"
>"ok"
>he kicks my ass despite me having 2200 hours in gmod and him having half my playtime
>say "GOD DAMNIT WHY AM I SO USELESS EVEN IN SHIT I DO LITERALLY ALL DAY"
>literally on the brink of tears
>shut off my pc and check my surroundings
>dive into bed and start bawling my eyes out
>torn between starving myself as punishment or eating food to feel less sad
which do i choose
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>>38923498
neither will solve your problem; just go for a walk or something, reset and recharge your mentality, then go back to whatever you wanna do m8
that's the only real way to temporarily fix it, the only permanent fix, of course, is to get better if it really bothers you that much
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iktf. feels pointless doing anything because even if I get better at a competitive game than my friends I know for sure if they put even a little bit of the effort I did in then they'd be better. I never feel good about winning because of this. I can't even be the smart type of autistic ffs.
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>>38923498
stop being a fucking sperg retard
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>just go outside bro
What exactly am I supposed to do outside when I have nowhere to go and know no one?
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>make thread
>zero replies
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>>38923463
>>38924371
what video game is this?
totally original comment
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>>38923463
>>38924371
God damn I want to impregnate Rebecca.
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Are you a disenfranchised college aged White millennial that watches anime and loves the altright? Do you have an Asian girlfriend because you can't stand Bro culture and blonde haired cheerleaders and blue haired feminists? Do you wish you could be yourself in the alt-right without being called a cuck?
I propose a new ideology called Asian-Aryanism, where a new White Male-Asian Female ethno-state is built right next the same white ethno-state Richard Spencer proposes. Healthy and beautiful Eurasian children can cooperate and enjoy each other's company. Asian males, white female, and hapas are also allowed to freely assimilate in the country and are united under one identity, the Asian Aryan identity. You can trust your neighbor under a Shinto Confucius Taoist and pro-western civ system of control that puts family and race before liberal cosmopolitan society. You can have your SWPL things but be filled with pretty Asians that are not ironic, sarcastic, and self-hating. You can listen to your eccentric Noise music, have Asian girl friends, and feel harmony and trust between other Asian-Aryans. Imagine a world where everyone is like an actor on an NHK world program. The innovation of white culture, the beauty and optimism and integrity of Asian culture.
I want to see this dream possible.
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Stop being so raymizt
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>>38923450
Do mestizos count as hapas? They are part European and part indigenous American which is basically a mix of ancient European and Siberian.
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why does this disgust me, even more than full on white nationalists?
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How is prison compared to homelessness, not in danger right now but maybe later. Also in America
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>>38923442
Homelessness:
>not being fucked in the ass every night
>shelters and general charity to help you
>human dignity
>no felony record to ruin your life
>you can sleep in your car or crash on someone's couch if you meet them
>free choice of food if you can scrap up a few dollars
Prison:
>fucked in the ass, beaten within an inch of your life if you look at someone wrong, numerous social boundaries and invisible norms that don't exist in the real world
>nobody gives a fuck about you, living conditions lack AC and heat and are infested with bugs
>no freedom, guards and other inmates degrade you every day
>criminal record haunts you after release
>no choice of anything, have to eat the horrible slop and sleep on the paper sheets
>choice between rotten leftover scraps from food banks and overpriced commissary goods ($2 for a packet of ramen when you're making .25 cents an hour)
Don't go to prison.
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>>38923442
3 meals and a place to sleep but thats what the deluded Ive given up fucks say, being homeless can be fun if you know the right people and youve got ways to get cash to get high.. if youre homeless and young you definitely have a drug problem so dont tell me otherwise
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>>38923442
Being in prison wasn't as bad as being homeless was when I got out.
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>Chad pounds her wealth distribution
>You tote the "Socialist Solution"
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Bernie socialist feast ;)
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>>38923402
I miss these threads
>You write poems on this shit board
>Chad makes your oneitis his personal whore
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>>38923402
>You express your feels through poorly drawn amphibians
>She swipes left and goes to Chad's instead because you're hideous
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is it weird if I want to sleep in the same bed as my roommate so we can conserve heat together and stuff
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>>38923223
It's not weird if you're gay.
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>>38923262
my roommate is a grill
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>>38923285
>my roommate is a grill
no
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Im engaged to get married and Im running into some issues my bride to be. We do have some Wedding planning hiccups, but mostly that seems pretty standard. Not nearly as bad as my friends weddings. My g/f, or finace, she has a lot of male friends, they're helping out in the wedding, getting us deals and volunteer work and some of them are gay. We do have issues where I have a best man and 3 gromsmen and she hasn't picked a maid of honor and has 0 bridesmaids. She wants to let her male friends be bridesmaids and Im thinking I'll be ok with that, if she at least has a female maid of honor. I don't wanna make my best friend walk down the aisle with a man or do pics or dance with one.
We are however arguing a lot over our last names. She wants me to take her last name and I want to keep mine, or make a new one with her. She keeps asking me why I don't hers and Im like, why dont you want mine. We get into arguments about how we're just taking our grandparents name and such. She really doesn't know her dad, he left her at an early age. She still has his last name though. Still, her moms last name is just another grandpas last name. I just don't know how get through to her that her name isn't HER name. It's still another mans name and she's really throwing a fit about it. She just left the house angry to go over to a friends place, one of the potential men of honor or whatever, MADE of honor, whatever they'll call it. I don't know what to do.
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>>38923175
>having a significant other
Get the fuck out of here and go to fucking reddit or instagram or some other retarded shit where you can feel like your life is validated, you fucking nigger normal
You're not wanted here. Saged.
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>>38923175
You're not a robot normalfag, stopped reading your autobiography after bride to be
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you keep your name
she keeps her name
or both take both, like spanish people.
if you can't figure this out together maybe you should rethink getting married.
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Does he have a good personality or something?
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>>38923133
She only kept him for company while she hooked up with Chads.
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Dad bod. Chicks love that shit.
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>>38923133
He's rich and won't cheat on her.
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>tfw serve your country honorably, but no one gives a fuck about you because you're not part of "muh troops" and people find you inconvenient
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Then maybe you don't actually serve your country. Maybe you just serve your government.
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>>38923125
I stop drugs, weapons, and criminals from entering the country.
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>>38923103
I know right, these guys are actually stopping the U.S. crime rate on the south border from rising similary to Mexico's shithole border cities.
I'm really grateful that these guys exist, as well make the nopalniggers from south mexico not come here ruining the U.S. like they did back in the south.
And also fuck those ungrateful smug cunts that get a green card but then get welfare.
t. Green card White Mexican
>inb4 malinche and/or Uncle Tom
Suck my dick, there is nothing in Mexico to be proud of, and no "muh tacos and culture" strawman.
Can't wait for the day Mexico gives up that law that you cannot remove your own Mexican citizenship.
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The black man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The black man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The black penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the black man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the black man impregnates.
In total, the black man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the black man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.
Stay mad whiteboi
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I was in the Gym yesterday when I saw the cooniest looking black man I have ever seen. I didn't realize humans could have so tiny heads and not be suffering from some genetic disorder. It was truly a comical sight. He seemed to gaze nervously in my direction, like he knew I was watching him. I live in Denmark so I don't see these creatures as often as Americans do.
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If black people are so awesome then why are they black?
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>>38923191
They only recieve power from white liberal socities because they are so low on the totem pole. It basically is a free form of slavery because most of them go on to do nothing productive its why we have affirmative action in the first place, its all social conditioning. Essentially white people keep them alive, and if you want to get into sports understand that young black males are taught they wont make it in white society.