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Anyone else try to sniff butts after someone farted when they were a kid?
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>>38925837
yeah but i have an excuse - it is a custom amongst my people to make a "gun" with your index fingers and poke people in the butt when they aren't suspecting it, to induce farts.
i was sexually assaulted.
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>>38925861
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanch%C5%8D
yup
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>>38925882
how the fuck is this shit a thing? What the fuck?
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>"You're a normalfaggot is you've had sex EVER"
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And? That's not wrong. Please leave fucking normalshit.
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i mean, there's always been at least a small faction of normals and white knights here on r9k since the beginning.
it's not our fault if our comforting posts drew in the most lonely and degenerate of souls on 4chan here.
we don't know who we're talking to, hence i try to comfort everyone.
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i've kissed more than 40 girls, but i'm a virgin
am i a normalfag?
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>2008
>Be a robot
>Attempt suicide
>End up in hospital because I fucked up
>Be all Tony Soprano and decide to change my life
>2017
>Married
>Working towards my dream job
>In the best shape of my life
>Dead on the inside and constantly wish I had succeeded when I attempted suicide
It never ends, boys.
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>>38925774
>Fails at killing self
How does this happen? You try a pussy method like pills and don't do research? Legitimately curious.
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>>38925774
>Tfw there will never be another sopranos episode
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>>38925774
Oh it ends. And it will for you too. You think you're unhappy on the inside and happy on the outside now? Wait six months and you'll be unhappy on all sides.
You know what they say. Anyway, enjoy it while it lasts, if you can.
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>tall
>by multiple accounts good looking
>by multiple accounts smart and funny
>have never put myself out to girls my entire life so still single
I know I can, but I've never met a girl that I thought would be a worthy gf. Pussy lust was always satisfied with porn, which also saves me the issue of having to deal with a woman. It's gotten so bad that I've entertained going gay or something, I have so little hope for modern women.
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>tfw too good for women
y-yeah me too OP
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>>38925767
Why not just find a companionship with another man anon? You don't need to be gay to have a true bond with a man
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>tfw too inteligent to care about a gf
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What is the cutoff between a big dick and a dick that's just considered "above average". Average size is between 5.1" - 5.5", so technically anything over is above average, but when is it truly considered "big"? That being said, when is a dick considered small?
t. 6.75"
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>>38925662
is he fixing himself after being a tranny and piercing his taint to make a fake vagina?
or is that a really old picture?
i'd say 6.75 is the smaller end of "big" desu.
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>>38925662
I think 7 would be the minimum of "big". Anywhere from 8 onwards and you can officially consider yourself "hung like a horse".
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>>38925662
Big is 8+.
Large is 6.5-7.5
Average is 5.5-6
Small is anything less than 5.
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where do you meet wife material girls?
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>>38925604
Church, I would guess.
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>>38925604
Gensokyo after you die
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when she falls from the sky
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He was born and they called him a mistake, parents fought, split, and they called him the reason, mother called him "it" and father didn't call on him no more.
School came around, he struggled and stammered and the kids called him weird, then they called him names, then they hit. Teachers called it "boys will be boys."
Trying to fit in they called him pathetic, so he grew up without them, and they called him a loser. When he looked at girls they called him ugly, then puberty hit and he was a "creep."
Demoralized, his studies suffered, high school rang out and they called him a disappointment, he found a low paying menial job and they called him a failure.
Years went by, now they called him an outcast, his company downsized and laid him off, not a "team player" they said and called him expendable.
Middle aged now he tried to work again, but poor social skills left him unwanted. Now politicians and pundits called him a parasite, a leech on the system.
Sickness came and they called it pre-existing, not covered, his finances drained he became destitute and they called him lazy, a bum.
Cold, alone, and forgotten depression set in deep and they called him a burden, not in my back yard. Without hope he finally took the only thing left he wanted to, his life, and they called him a coward.
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>>38925533
This was a heavy feels read, good post have a (You)
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>>38925849
Thanks anon. I figured these feels might strike home for a lot of other anons here.
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>>38925533
Delete this original content I don't need these feels when I'm drunk
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if trans girls sounded like girls, I would honestly consider it
but the voice is just too much of a dealbreaker
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For me it's the inability to have children due to lack of a uterus
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>>38925529
I know like three trans girls on discord who sound like women, quite cute women for that matter
There's another one who sounds like a Russian man. I don't mind the voice though, looks are what matter t_b_h
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are there any good trans porn stars that sound like women?
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What size dick is the minimum a bottom gay would want to be married to?
I know gay marriage is taboo but I only mean as an example to give context for when a top is worthy.
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I really dont care. A dick is a dick and butts are better anyway. If you don't let me rim you I won't marry you
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A bottom probably 5" otherwise you wouldn't really feel anything if it was 3 or less.
Personally 7" would be right for me though I'm not a bottom or even gay
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I'd want a 5.5-7" inch dick, possibly eight inches, but that's pushing it, as a bottom.Too bad my dick is fucking tiny
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FUCK, GUYS I NEED HELP 2017-08-08 01:44:35 Post No.38925387
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So a girl i used to know asked me why i didnt show up to the 5 year high school reunion, i basically told her that i hate every one there so whats the point? She texted said "seeing me" how do i respond? She also rejected me before so i kinda hate her
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She literally just wants to fuck with your head for fun
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She got any bastard kids? She's on the hunt for a beta provider. She doesn't? Maybe still above. There's no right answer either way.
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>>38925403
this, literally ignore and pay no mind
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What's your life story? 2017-08-08 01:44:06 Post No.38925378
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>born in 1995 in Ireland
>only child
>made my first friend in school
>experienced depression for the first time when I was 6 because I was so lonely during the summer break
>never was close to my dad
>average boring stuff up until about 15
>used to do extremely well academically
>started drinking and smoking weed
>became the class clown that people secretly hated
>became a narcissist
>body dysmorphia kicks in
>so does acne
>I hate my brow ridges so I purposely and constantly lift my eyebrows to disguise my simian forehead
>wear poorly concealed concealer on my spots
>justatotalfuckingmess.jpg
>lose my virginity at 17 to a tranny prostitute
>skip to 19
>end up on a psych ward due to my heavy use of drugs
>things have been getting better but I'm constantly paranoid
>I now just do shifts at a takeout, walk my dog and watch anime
There's stuff I don't even want to talk about, desu.
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There seems to be a very distinct turning point in your life story OP
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>>38925445
Is it born in Ireland?
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Hey man I'm from Ireland too, hit me up if u ever wanna play PS4
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You know what to do right? Write a letter to someone and include initials.
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Dear J,
I can't say ain't seen it coming.
In the last week I had to check your profile every time I saw you offline without you telling me. I had to check if you deleted me or if you was just offline. Today I woke up and the first thing I saw when I checked my phone was months of messages gone forever. Of course I was salty, what do you expect! In the afternoon I deleted my messages too and I preferred saying nothing than just reee at you while you wasn't even online.
When I was eating I checked my phone because I received one of your message and by the time I finished dinner you deleted me already. When I woke up and I saw what you did I wasn't when you'd do it, but I known it was soon. You proved me right.
In this period I'm not really in my greatest mood, it's been a month that I'm feeling like this and... okay, I wasn't really that talkative back then and it surely even less enjoyable to talk to me now.
I don't really know what to say, I guess it's alright. I'm sure you can find someone who fits you better in this moment of your life. To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if you managed to do it already.
I wouldn't be mad at you, but I don't wanna chase you either. I remember what happened in the past and now I always feel like you'd drop me anytime for whatever reason to reappear (best case scenario, because the last time you did I thought you wouldn't) a month later like we both did nothing wrong.
- S
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C'mon it cannot die with just a letter. Bump
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S,
I need to leave you alone. I know youve told me not to but i recently revisited some memories and i think it would be best for the both of us.
~L
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>Anon Starts a thread asking why something sucks
>Inevitably some cuck says "women"
>20+ replies going "LOL KEK" and probably mgtow propaganda is posted
We get it, you all hate women
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>>38925318
>Anon starts a thread complaining about the board
>It doesn't spark any interesting conversation
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>anon starts a bait thread
>gets 2 or 3 (You)'s that play along or call him out
>thread dies
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>>38925360
>>38925388
Don't make fun of me chumps I'd fuck you
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>living alone for 6 months
>always pay rent one week before due date, since the landlord stays in the building only for weekends.
>forget to pay this month's rent
>due date is on Thursday
>hear someone knock the door at 1:00AM Friday
>too paranoid to answer
>realize next day it could be the landlord
>knock her apartment door on Saturday
>No response
>knock her apartment door on Sunday
>No response
It's Monday already and it says in the contract that I have only 3 days after due date to make payment or I could be thrown out of the building.
Is there anything I can do if they didn't answer the door?
Is it all my fault?
Am I going to be homeless?
I need help robots pls respond.
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are you going to be home all day? just knock on her door every 2 hours.
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>>38925296
That's what I was doing yesterday and the day before but nobody answered. She is only there on weekends. I can see her trying to get me out of the building for several reasons but I think this is just too much.
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>>38925261
go full raskolnikov
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>tfw depression literally has no cure
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>>38925234
>implying Buddhism doesn't even real
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>>38925246
Buddhist practices as a self-help regimen help you not to take yourself so seriously, but more importantly to see that there's more to you than whatever idea pops in your head by a spur of your passions.
It doesn't address any sort of existential quandries though.
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>>38925246
Buddhist still desire to free themselves from desire. I'd have to have the motivation to do that, in order to do that