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Make a plan to be homeless for a while and hustle, eventually get an apartment and keep working hard to move up.

I'm planning on doing exactly this, i want a fresh start by going to a new place with no possessions, If i fail then I'll kill myself.
I figure this will be a great motivator.

>>34084306
Dont do it, just get a normal job and post shit on soundcloud until a label notices you

>>34084306
Just go into any bank and show the loan officer your latest "fire" mixtape. They'll probably just throw money at you.

>>34084284
That would imply having sex.

>>34084284
For a robot? Yes.
For most normies? Not really.

>>34084506
>implying a robot wouldn't be desperate enough to marry a single mother and never fuck her, yet raise his wife's child

Wut ?

Whenever you feel like you're being made a cunt of

>>34084300
I'm paranoid so 24 hours does it for me. I am trying to get what the "normie time limit" is.

>>34084313
Normies do the same, i would say a day probably as well

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1. stop fapping
2. pledge to make bed every morning

the rest takes care of itself.

>>34084263
Fapping won't be a problem
My bed is always made because i never leave the couch, I'm super sad bros.

The fear that I might run into my parents and have to answer all their questions about my life and what I've done with it

2nd dan in Taekwondo. place i go to just closed down :(

>>34084215
Why would I use martial arts to beat up innocents

>>34084215
Why use fists when broad head spears are a thing
And maces
And morning stars
And halberd
And long ass machetes
And guns
Fuck outta here
Oh and napalm

>>34084178
Have you ever took a second to think that maybe you or your lifestyle is the problem? Secondly, take a hint, she didn't nor would ever want you anon. A decade is a long ass time to be suckered in by some supposed stupid bitch, you got put in the bitch boi zone a long time ago, assuming this isn't bait, of course.

Godspeed Anon.
You fought your battle well.
But you lost the war.


Next time plan it better, i guess.

>>34084178
You made a guy break up with his vagina on legs because he was scared that he would ever have to see you again.
Think of it like that. Well done. At the very least you made some roasties life that little bit more miserable and acted like a man (whether it was a good idea or not).

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>>34084146
she cute
if she had kids with a black guy it'd come out like that shadowspawn from game of thrones and assassinate the father's enemy

>>34084146
She looks like a doll

>>34084146
>tfw no chocolate colored GF

>>34084138
Your post made me chuckle OP good job

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>not making a light joke about Netflix and chilling

>not asking the boring bitch what shows she's watching

Trial n error fgt

Yeah, at that point I'd use that to talk about shows I'm/ they're watching. Use it to get to know what stuff they like. Capeshit for Jessica Jones/ Daredevil/ Luke Cage, scifi for stuff like Expanse, etc.

>>34084131
>he doesn't take shower for hours a day
The warm water is relaxing and it's the only place where the voices stop

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>>34084323
My boi

>tfw know that feel

>not showering two times a day minimum
>not taking an additional shower after every poop

counter offer, i will wrap her in a trash bag and fuck her mouth because it's the least disgusting part of her, still pretty disgusting though.

>>34084075
I wish i could Fuck the shit out of that woman, I'll lick her pussy till she spasm

If you put a shirt on her to cover those tits and stomach, she would be pretty hot.

Any photoshoopers here?

what if i told you that you are a pseudo-intellectual and that you have no basis for what real life is because you have never experienced real life outside of your hometown?

>>34084093
Sh-shut up you fucking baka ;_;

>>34084093
what if i told you not everyone gets to be a millionaire who can afford to travel the world

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>>34083972
I'm on 4chan for about 12 - 16 hours a day.
I bought an xbox one hoping it'd take away from time spent here and it hasn't.

lay on the couch playing a computer game I'm bored of, go to the porch to smoke a cig every hour or so, fap, sleep and slowly gain weight.

I do a bit of work, visit relatives, watch films, read (books and manga) play games, work out. There are things you can do if you're bored.

That's sad. Your parents are failures and they shouldn't have had you in the first place.

My parents were the opposite.

Do whatever makes you happy anon!

Playing vidya made me happy so thats all I did and now I'm a NEET.

I remember signing a contract about my weekly chores, but it was exciting to sign a piece of paper with my name because I was a kid.

Pretty sure it was my parents basically ever so slightly preparing me for the real world of signing contracts and not breaking them otherwise you're fucked.

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>>34083830
>big boobs
You can literally wear a fucking parka and still get beta orbiters and pooinloos commenting "So beautiful!!!;)" and shit.

Pic unrelated.

>>34083830
Basic bitches don't get that plane ride to Dubai and Vegas though.

"Hoe" clothing is good looking clothing, only a retard or a virgin would think a womens sexuality correlates with how she dresses

>posting this on r9k

Lol fuck off all IG models are automatically sluts. You are selling your body

You can always get worse. There is no bottom.

>>34083822
>findom

Financial domination is a pretty great if you're the dom. Pathetic and financially taxing if you're the sub.

>>34083910
I'm on r9k, which one do you think I am?