>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who regularly shower

>>34084131
>he doesn't take shower for hours a day
The warm water is relaxing and it's the only place where the voices stop

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>>34084323
My boi

>tfw know that feel

>not showering two times a day minimum
>not taking an additional shower after every poop

>>34084380
I haven't showered in a month and a half and there is shit stuck in my ass hairs.

When it's cold it dries and sticks to my skin like dried egg yolk to a dinner plate

When I sit in front of the fireplace to warm up, I can feel it melt and I get a little itchy hehe

>>34084399
>not epilating your ass regularly and bleaching it

Only normals don't obsess over hygiene

You probably have other things to do, better things to do even

clean is comfy

>>34084380
>not pooping in the shower and forcefully stomping it down the drain

>>34084131
lol yeah.. theyre not gonna die young at all.

>>34084131
me shower every day cause it takes away greasy skin and hair

me grow pimples if me no shower

>>34084131
I'm not a neet so i need to shower you useless piece of shit

>>34084323
>always hate the idea of showering until I'm actually in the shower
I don't know why this is. Showers are pretty comfy, though I prefer bubble baths with toys.

It's like a zoo for us.
:)

>>34084131
>I thought robots regularly show per to feel like they're loved

>>34084544
Sure thing bro.

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>>34084380
>not having a comfy underwater shitposting set up.
>not using scuba gear to underwater shitpost all day
Fucking normies.

i cant remember that last time i showered desu but sometimes i put my fingers in between my foreskin and dick and i collect all the fuzzy smelly stuff and smell it

Robots have a tendency to shower more. Studies have shown that people with depression or feelings of loneliness tend to shower more as the warmth substitutes feelings of love. People who dont shower often are more comfortable in their own skin as they're not as hygienically aware and feel a constant need to feel clean.

>>34084131
Who /shower before bed/ here?
How can you filthy only shower in the morning people handle going to bed literally stewing in your own juices? FUCKING HOWWWWW

>>34087311
You're always stewing in your own juices though

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>>34084380
wtf who showers two times a day fucking damages your skin