> a very large proportion of the population loses its virginity before the age of 18
>those same youths by-definition don't have their own really private, secure places to do the deed, where it can genuinely be enjoyed in the gratifying sense of having real privacy
How the fuck can you be comfortable rutting in a car, in a toilet? It makes no sense. Why give in to hormones when porn is (recently) available?
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you're supposed to wait until your parents are gone you nerd
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>>34153319
I just waited until my house was empty or everyone was sleeping and ran a fan
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>>34153319
You're supposed to ask her mom to watch to make sure you're not doing anything wrong.
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Do you ever wonder how many of the gay threads on this board are actually being made by heterosexual females?
This thought just popped into my head recently, but it makes some sense. As much as some women are obsessed/curious over gay shit, it makes me wonder how many from trap/gay posters are making threads over here that would normally be posting on /cgl/ and browsing /lgbt/.
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I'm a "straight" female who's into gay guys (the term is girlfag) and I make gay threads here and on /lgbt/. I don't like traps though.
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>>34154002
>"straight" female
if guys make your peepee hard then why do you use quotes around straight?
>female who's into gay guys
what's the appeal? is it that gay sex appeals to you or are you actually attracted to stereotypical gay guys or something else?
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>>34154046
why are guys attracted to lesbians you fucking dolt
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Legit question for the McRobros out there, I'm homeless and literally starving, is there a way I can ask for food? Can I offer something in exchange? Like cleaning? I'm 100% broke and haven't eaten in days. I'm trying to avoid the dumpster for as long as I can. Thanks, lads
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>>34153271
Just steal it
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>>34153315
Wasn't asking for your sympathy spergzilla
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>>34153271
gimme a tv, computer, food, and books and brick up the doors and windows. perhaps leave a reinforced window somewhere and call it a day. i have no sympathy.
truly no escape. no half assing it.
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What is the point of doing anything?
Is there a point?
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>>34153261
there isn't thats what makes it fun
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for the Iulz
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nope
no point
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>bought 3 of these badboys at work last night
>eat one the second i get home from work
>eat another this morning
>want to eat the third
anyone else have autistic as fuck appetites?
I can literally eat the same thing forever
i take a hotpocket to lunch every day at work
i went to sam's club and bought this big bag of mesquite chicken and ate the entire bag which had like 20-25 breasts in it in a week
Am I the only one like this?
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in college i ate a hot pocket and drank a can of coke for all three meals
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>>34153184
I do the same thing, mostly for convenience.
Every day:
>skip breakfast
>coffee + 2 cereal bars for lunch at work
>microwave burritos or microwave pizza for dinner
I take a multivitamin and force myself to eat fruits sometimes just so I won't die. I'm 6'0 and 140 lbs.
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i eat literally nothing but chicken broccoli and eggs every day for all meals
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How come all black gangsters have full hairlines?
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>>34153127
that bitch ass nigga aint no gangsta, i've popped niggas younger than him
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>>34153149
He's 17 and doing 39 years for putting 7 bullet holes in someone for no reason
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>>34153164
he'll make a nice prison bitch for some fat bob
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>sister starts to go to mormon a church
>they send two "sisters"(female missionaries that check on members)
>they come every day to check on her and to convince me to go to the church
>one is ugly and i don't think she likes me (bad influence to my sister as i don't go to the church)
>other is cute and i realy apreciate her presence but autism and low self-steen stop me from asking her out
>when i finaly get the balls to ask her out two other sisters come to our home
>what happened to cute sister-desu?
>she was sent back, but she left this for you and your sister
>two bibles each with personal farewell mensages
>feels bad man
>serch for her like crazy trying to find her on facebook or anything but can't find her until i see some crazy mormon social website
>THATS HER
>try to talk to her
>THIS IS A SOCIAL MEDIA DONE FOR ONLY MEMBERS, ENTER WITH YOUR ADMISSION NUMER OR GTFO
>the only thing that i hate more than this world is myself
so robots am i going full autist if i join the mormons just so i can talk to her? for what i heard you need at least a year with them and some test where they ask you random shit about the bible, in another words, its a considerable amount of effort just to talk to her and maybe find out she has a boyfriend, opinions?
(robots, never let something like that happen to you, being rejected is better tham just losing)
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You might as well do it. Who knows, maybe you'll get some good feels from this church stuff.
Either way it's probably better than nothing if you don't have much else to do.
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If joining a cult is what you think will get you a gf, whatever man, do whatever. If you really think that, you're already lost, and literally anything that adds structure to your life would be an improvement.
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thats the thing, i don't want to join the cult, the only reason i would jon is so i could talk to her, if i could jump this step i would
IM MAKING A WHOLE BOX OF TOASTER WAFFLES FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK
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i ate cold shrimp, feels bad desu.
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Man, I haven't seen you in a while bune poster. How's life?
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Oh hey, bunbot.
Toaster waffles, huh? Waffles are pretty nice. Even the potato ones. They're like glorified fries.
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>now everybody find a partner for the assignment
What do?
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Sack the teacher, take a shit on her and scream
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I dropped out and went to retard school.
But I still got my diploma so, meh
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>>34153011
I group up with me mates
No one has won the SuperLotto jackpot in Californa since June 8, 2016. Since then it has slowly increased by $1million each draw twice a week and is now at $70 million for next Wednesday (in 30 graduated annual payments before taxes). The last time the SLP jackpot was $70million was on May 24, 2014, coincidentially the day after Elliot Rodger's infamous rampage. I remember going to Kroger around 8pm that night with $10 to buy lottery tickets. Upon approaching the lottery vending machine I noticed on the display screen that someone has won the jackpot, resetting it back to $7million, then I spent the money on 5 Powerball tickets instead.
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i thought saint elliot drove down to nevada or arizona maybe because commiefornia didnt have the lotto he wanted
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>>34153161
Yes, before Powerball was available in California in April 2013, he drove to Arizona sometimes for the sole purpose of buying Powerball tickets. It was during a transitional period: Previously states either sold Powerball or Mega Millions lottery, now everyplace that sells lottery has both, except in Puerto Rico, where you can buy Powerball but not Mega Millions. Nevada does not have lottery, obviously because the casino gambling industry doesn't want it. There are many "lottery stores" on the California-Nevada border where they have like 100 lottery machines so people who live in Nevada can drive there and play the lottery.
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I wish I could gather the numbers of every lottery ticket and decode them.
Theres a message there and I'll never be able to see it. The creator knew this and he knows I know he will always win.
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>Anon, I've been hearing rumors about you. Is it true you have a small penis? It's not true, right?
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>>34152947
girl
don't even ask
just run. run for the hills and NEVER LOOK BACAACKCKKKKAHHHHHHHHHHDSFASDFDSADFASDFADSFASDFAAAAAAA
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Nah, I'm a grower with a huge discrepancy between flaccid and erect. Plus it was cold that day.
NOW FORDYCE SPOTS, those I have.
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>>34152947
i-it's not true! wanna see it for proof?
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>tfw I literally grow hair on my dick
>have to trim it constantly
>often cut my dick while trimming it
Fucking end this meme
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>>34152927
Same here OP, it is so fucking annoying. I've never met anyone else with the same problem
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>>34152927
i enjoy my penis hair. its like my dick has mutton chops. always found it interesting that the shaft decided to keep itself warm.
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>>34152927
Life is a cruel bitch.
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>there are guys alive RIGHT NOW who are lying in bed, heart rate slowly returning to normal after having passionate, loving sex, about to fall asleep with their arms wrapped around a girl that they love, a girl who loves him back just as much and cannot imagine living without him, her sweetly scented hair close to his face and her soft breaths lulling him to sleep with a deeply content smile on his face
>this will also happen tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after that
>tfw i fall asleep holding on to my cuddly toys whom i regard as my only friends
>tfw this will happen tomorrow, and the day after and the day after that
Goodnight niggers
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>>34152884
Goodnight fellow robot. Good things just weren't fated for us, maybe in the next life. I hope you have a vivid dream of having a qt loving gf. I've had multiple so far and the latest one was extremely vivid with full tactile sensation, I won't forget it. I never knew women would be so soft and feel so nice and warm. Here's a post in hopes I see another one again.
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this board is fucKing insane to the degree that it belongs in history books
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I fucking love you guys. We're all guys on here right? I always forget this is where I belong.
faggy downstairs neighbour is having party. I'm trying to watch a movie and be comfy but all I hear are these faggot males laughing HAHAHAHAHAHA, or girls clucking like roosters it's so fucking annoying.
Got any devlish tips? If anythings good and jail wont happen then I prob will do and report back
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Call police and report seeing underage girls drinking/doing hard drugs
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>>34152849
Go outside, and find where the guests parked.
Poop in the tailpipe of the cars.
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>>34152900
This, or use a payphone and report gunshots or a gun, rape will do too.
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>tfw bf is bi
>tfw he probably had dozens of dicks inside him
"BUT FEMANON ITS THE PAST IT DOESN'T MATTER"
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break up with him
bi people are deviants
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>>34152835
W-would you like to be my lipstick lesbian gf to get back at bi bf
>is his dick count higher than yours
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>not wanting to watch him get dicked
I'll date him for you.