>Anon, I've been hearing rumors about you. Is it true you have a small penis? It's not true, right?
>>34152947
girl
don't even ask
just run. run for the hills and NEVER LOOK BACAACKCKKKKAHHHHHHHHHHDSFASDFDSADFASDFADSFASDFAAAAAAA
Nah, I'm a grower with a huge discrepancy between flaccid and erect. Plus it was cold that day.
NOW FORDYCE SPOTS, those I have.
>>34152947
i-it's not true! wanna see it for proof?
>>34153018
brb getting my magnifying glass & my ultra zoom camera
>>34152947
>tfw good friends gf makes a dick joke about me
>tell her I'll whip it out in the spot
>she doesn't believe, I do
>fast forward a week
>she tries to undo my belt whike drunk
>friends becomes furious I tell him I wouldn't let her
Why do women ruin lives
>>34152947
it looks like a black cashew..
>>34153070
LLLMMFFAAAOOOo fucking deasjdf;lkajsd;flkjasd;flkjasdjf ahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg screencapped thanks :D