>tfw bf is bi >tfw he probably had dozens of dicks inside

break up with him
bi people are deviants

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>>34152835
W-would you like to be my lipstick lesbian gf to get back at bi bf
>is his dick count higher than yours

>not wanting to watch him get dicked
I'll date him for you.

bi people are scum.

>>34152992
i-is this a thing females are into? asking for a friend

>>34152835
I thought females want partners with experience.

>>34153268
sure they do, just not the kind of experience that requires you to take it up the ass

>>34153022
I don't know about other females, but I'm into it. As long as he's not fucking other women he can get dicked as much as he likes.

>tfw no telekinetic handjob from Eleven

;~;

>>34153289
Other way around though, him fucking the other guys. Guys are easy to get, women are sooooo not.

>>34153313
so him fucking guys up the ass is less gay taking it up his?

>>34153341
It's the right kind of practice, no?

>>34153355
that was not my question thou?

>>34152949
kill yourself dyke cunt

>>34153303
please be my fag enabling gf

>>34153370
Fair. If you feel that way, you should either break up or get over it. You can't un-ring a bell, and you can't un-suck a dick. Or you know... Ask him about his past encounters.

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>ask bf about masturbatorial habits
>he's switched to just jacking off to traps
Oh shit, how do I grow a penis?

Fuck you OP, I want a gay bf. I had a three way with a gay guy/bi guy couple but that's been my only experience so far.

>>34153446
>bf
>threesome
You want to start a relationship just to kill it?

>>34153468
Well they were already in a relationship and just wanted to bring a girl in for some fun. I wasn't ever planning on dating either of them. Although if I got a gay bf I wouldn't mind him getting some dick on the side as long as I get to watch or be involved somehow.

>>34153394
Sure anon. Have a good time tonight. Send me pics of his cock in your ass, okay? See you in the morning.

>>34153539
That's what I'm saying. Introducing another person into a relationship is like placing a seed of cancer into a person's brain.

>>34153022
i'm a cis straight female.
my answer is no. not into that shit.

>>34152835
>bf is not a virgin
>his cock has been slathered in filthy non-virgin pussy slime
>literally cannot stop fixating on how disgusting and used up his penis is
>dumping him tomorrow
So glad I found out that he's a manwhore before giving my virginity to him. That's what you get for slutting around with Stacy, Tracy, and Macy.

>i'm bi
fucking dropped.

>>34153446
That's the most degenerate heterosexual thing I've ever heard.
I hope you get HIV from a fag.

>>34153311
>......11

The ending digits of your post. Are you from the future sir??

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>>34152835
>>34152905
>>34153017
>>34153634
>tfw you're bi and find out everyone hates you

bi people are the true robots, shunned by both straights and homos

>>34154006
Well that's the price you pay for being hedonist trash. Sucks to suck, bitch.

Also Emma Stone is terrible.

>>34152835

"bi" is just an excuse straight people use to pretend to be gay or gays to pretend to be straight. I called myself bi when I was trying the dick, wasn't for me. I am no longer "bi". I only tried dick because I was brainwashed in school and by the media that being gay isn't bad.

>>34152835
>>34153311

>tfw no telekinetic prostate message from Eleven

;~;


FIXED

>>34152835
now you know how he feels about your whore ass

>>34154006
>>34152835

Bi people are obsessed with sex, no matter if you are a woman or a man, They will always choose someone more attractive than you.

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>>34154372
>Emma Stone is terrible
Why don't you shut your fucking face my man

>>34153022
go to tumblr and search the "slash" tag with the tag for any notable intellectual property

"spn" is usually a good start

you're welcome

>>34152835
You're why I hate women. I hope you turn him all the way gay

>>34154466
>I sucked cock and am now ashamed of myself
>I am not bisexual
>my experiences are the only valid ones in existence
>therefore, bi people don't actually exist and I am superior to all of those brainwashed faggots

solipsism much, bro?

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>>34154814
Hey, whatever you say, anon.

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>tfw nobody loves the bibot
i use gays the same way the use me, they know what it is going in and i've made a few faggot's bdsm fantasies come true.
so what if anything they're grateful to me.
Straight women see it as gross. they'll pretend to be all liberal and tolerant but when they find out i rail boipucci from time to time they think i'm a freak.

>>34154711
Nah I'm a virgin and I'd only be a slut for someone I've been in a long term relationship with.

>>34155020
or they'll ask if they can watch
n-not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything...

>>34155008

Actual bi people are rare. That is, being sexually attracted to both sexes. That is, actually watching gay porn and straight porn (traps don't count). A straight guy fucking a guy up the ass isn't being "gay" if you're not actually attracted to them. You could stick your dick in any hole, an animals hole, a toy, and it doesnt mean you're gay. Most gays try being straight before they confirm they're gay. "bi" people are just confused and haven't confirmed if they're gay or straight. I've met many "bi" guys that don't take it up the ass but they will give it. They're simply "bi" because they're horny retards. Like niggers. Niggers will literally fuck anything with a hole. As see in prison. Are niggers "bi"? No. They're straight animals.

>>34155017
I wish whoever made this shoops did a better job. You can see it's a fake from a mile away.

>inb4 then do it yourself faggot

Iktf

Luckily he's a virgin, and has never acted on it but I sometimes feel as though I'll never actually love him as much as I would if he was straight.

The thought that he would have ever fantasized about men shoving their penises into him is horrifying, and it's hard to respect him

>>34155314
Leave him so he can be with a man capable of real love rather than a harpy

And this thread is why I don't bother to admit to any woman that I enjoy dicks and vaginas. Even if I validate it by saying "I'd sure enjoy getting pegged by my girlfriend once in a while and being the bottom." all I'm going to get is a bunch of insecuirty that I'd rather be with a dude than them. Even if I clearly state the fact that I want to be with a woman because I prefer them over men in relationships plus they can actually bear children.

Life sucks, being honest is ass and all I have to do is is live in a depressing closet having to deny half of my sexual fantasies and enjoyments so I don't have to get harassed by my future girlfriend/wife about why THEY have a problem with it and how somehow it's my fault.

>>34155020
There is a difference between supporting your right to live how you'd like and actively wanting to participate in your lifestyle.

>>34155367
I consider it every waking hour. Some big homosexual guy that can make him feel meek would be a much better match for him, but he claims other wise whenever I mention it

>>34155372
or you could date a bi girl and have wicked hot threesomes in multiple configurations

just sayin'

>>34155372

You just sound entitled. If a woman doesn't want to be with you because she finds your bisexual nature gross, you're both better off with someone else.

>>34152835
how did you know he wasn't the one dicking?

>>34155091
I know exactly one straight woman who is cool with my lifestyle, and she's married to a sissy cuck and they're both bigger degenerates than I am.
>>34155389
I'm not even talking about women I'm trying to lay, just telling women I meet online who i'm never going to see in person will turn into bigoted thought police as soon as i let it slip that i crush Bpussy.
I learned to not tell straight women if i want any sort of a chance.

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>>34152835
I'm a real rare bisexual femanon, it sucks and it's the actual type.

>handing out little backstreet boys Valentine's cards to the cute boys AND girls
>as a kid I told my parents I wanted to marry my female friend despite them saying it's only for men and women
>always wanted to date boys
>had my first official crush on a girl in 8th grade
>dated guys in high school
>tried to take my female crush friend to prom senior year, denied
>femme
>as I got older I wanted to have sex with both genders

Now that I'm 23 sometimes I daydream about my ideal girlfriend and wonder what gender I will marry. Maybe a bride or a groom, I don't know. I tried lesbians on tinder but I get the rejection meme that all guys do. Even worse, they find out I'm bisexual and go

>"EW I'M NOT STICKING MY TONGUE WHERE A DICK WENT"
>"that pussy is tainted"

The worst is when guys say
>"No, bisexuals have a higher risk of being a cheater."

>>34155488
>Being entitled is now expecting someone who says they love you to understand who they are and become understanding.

Yeah no, it's cool. I have to accept the woman for all of her shitty past and faults, along with her countless betrayals of trust. But don't worry that one time I want a plastic dick up my ass from them, that's the deal breaker. You can fuck off with that, that's not entitlement, that's expecting decent human nature out of people to be understanding even if they feel insecure. Life isn't about rerolling 30 romantic partners until you get the perfect traits so you don't have to compromise any feelings and actually have to grow as a person, this isn't pokemon.

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>>34155530
>"No, bisexuals have a higher risk of being a cheater."

I feel you, anon. Really pisses me off that most people think of bisexuals as perma-horny sex-crazed cheaters.

>>34155046

>Virgin

Shure man, sure.

>>34155657
30 yo virgin bi guy reoprting

I sometimes wish I were bi, just to have more options. Sadly, guys don't do anything for me. And I guess everyone has shit to deal with.

>>34155633
The times where you wish cliche's like this were true.

>>34155550
Everyone has their breakers. If a woman doesn't want to date a bisexual man, so be it. Some people don't like dyed hair, some don't want to date a person that's too outdoorsy. Maybe you should find out if that's one of their deal breakers before you become involved with them

>>34155633

>"No, bisexuals have a higher risk of being a cheater."

I feel you, anon. Really pisses me off that most people think of bisexuals as perma-horny sex-crazed cheaters.

Is a obvious fact, like


>I feel you, anon. Really pisses me off that most people think of pedos as perma-horny sex-crazed rapist.

>>34155681

If you're a virgin, how do you know you like a penis?

I'm probably going to ever tell anyone I'm bisexual because of stuff like this. It's just not worth it.

>>34155781
Dildo for experimental purposes

>>34155781
How do you know if you like cunt doofus?

>>34155830
*never going to tell

>>34155755
If a woman doesn't want to date a bisexual man then I believe that they would say something because golly gee. When I tell someone upfront "I really don't like liars, lying is a really big deal and can ruin this relationship" you would then assume if they can't handle a guy who enjoys dicks they would say "Yeah, I can't really deal with guys who are bi, they..." and whatever else for an excuse.

But the truth of the matter is women can't get over their insecurities and instead of working through them to become a stronger person they decide to break it off like the few I've met have and just find someone who doesn't trigger that insecuirty.

>tl;dr most women are shit and selfish children who don't really care about emotional growth more so having someone take care of them and do all the work for them.

>>34155836

>Dildo is not a dick

that's a fact.


>>34155839

>Watching an attractive woman in photo
>muh dick rises

>watching a man
>my dick stand down

>>34155856
My insecurities are that you like taking it up the ass that's a huge turn off for me and a sign of being closeted. I don't think bi people are truly bi as much as they're in denial or just take whatever comes. Every one has a preference. You're gay or straight

>>34155890
Same logic works for bi dudes retard

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>>34155107

Actual bifag here. You're right.

If someone "discovers" their sexuality after 18 or 19, I am really going to doubt it. I've been attracted to both guys and girls since I was like 9.

That's one of the reasons why I became a robot actually. Women are manipulative, and men are just downright scary.

>>34155856
Well see, if a guy enjoys dicks you'd expect him to be upfront about it before the relationship developes. If you know that many women aren't keen on it, why don't you just get it out of the way initially?

If she's alright with it, that's great for the both you and if she isn't so be it.

Bisexuals complaining that people don't want to date them are the equivalent of tumblr whale with the same complaint. Be it because of fatness or bisexuality, if some one doesn't find you attractive you can't really fault them.

>>34154006
Fuck u faggot, no one likes anybody and if you expect other faggots to like you as anything more than an object or respect you when it doesnt suit them, then youve been rused u rube.

>>34155892
And I think most women are lazy sacks of shit that don't want to actually try and sex and they just want to be the receiving end of all pleasure so they can be the center of attention without giving back HALF as much work as the man does in bed. But don't worry god forbid if I don't want to lick your smelly cunt one night, now I'm just a monster who hates your body and couldn't possibly be the fact I didn't want to eat you out after not taking a shower or taking care of any hygiene. And then use the excuse of "Well this is my body, you should enjoy it even when it isn't perfect and in pristine condition for sex!"

Come back when you bitches decide that doing gross shit for the sake of the other partner is a two way street and not a "ME ME ME" street. Mkay?

>>34155921

but i kiss a woman in my 10's and feel fantastic.

but im still virgin.