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>after spending your whole life alone
>finally get a gf
>time comes to finally have sex
>remove her pantsu
>vagina looks like sandwich on the left
What do?
Personally, I would be disgusted and ask her to leave. Curious what other robots would do.
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>>34166962
If i loved her I would suck it up and have sex with her. If i didn't love her I would leave.
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>>34166991
>still believe in that meme
Dude.
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>>34166962
Left ones better in my opinion.
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What happens to the shy weeb girl when they grow up? Do they grow out of it?
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>>34166955
some do, some dont, most do tho, depends on what age they are when they become one
or if theyre japanese
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Depends, but grow out of it or not, they maintain the same level of social awkwardness that lead them to it in the first place
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>>34166955
>remember all those great times you had and all the things you hoped to be?
Not anymore
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What's /r9k/'s favorite movie?
>pic related
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>>34166954
Probably 2001 or Interstellar.
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>>34166954
Shit choice desu
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>>34166954
>liking wes memerson
>ever
shit taste cuckboi tbqh
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Here's an autistic story about the time I got pulled over:
>be me 19 driving at 3am
>cop pulls me over
>completely sober, wasn't doing anything that gave the cop probable cause but whatever
>think of an idea
>turn on the cops theme song, "Bad Boys" and let it quietly play in the background
>starts bobbing head as cop walks up to the window and expect him to start laughing
>he doesn't. Goes, "license and proof of insurance please"
>start to worry, maybe he didn't hear it? Turn up the radio a little louder
>"sir I'm going to ask you again and don't fiddle with the radio this time. License please."
>give him what he asks for and he tells me he will be right back
>he walks back to my car after 10 mins and as he is walking I just decide to start the song over and blast the radio
>he comes up to the window and I am singing to the song at this point
>he tells me to get out the car and does the field sobriety test on me
>the radio is still playing so I'm bobbing my head while doing the sobriety test
>he makes me take breath test and I pass
>he is confused because I am sober and he expected something to be in my system
>get back in my car and he tells me
to have a good night
>say "you too sir, just remember that bad boys are gonna be bad boys, what they gonna do when you come for them"
>he stares at me for a solid two minutes and walks away
Still the most humiliating moment of my life.
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he caught me trying to steal his stuff in the library and I just claimed that I wasn't really trying to do that and he moved closer to me and I backed away and then I left and never went back
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>wasting a cops time
>confusing the man
>gaming the system
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Not even I'm laughing right now.
I've been treated worse by cops before. I would stutter and have a hard time answering questions and they would always assume I'm high. But I never intentionally made myself look like a jackass like you did.
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Why are women so fucking plebs
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Like, I'm in engineering school, I must be with intelligent people right ? Why is everyone, especially women, not knowing their shit in almost every aspect of their lives.
Like that one that only plays LoL like once a week
>I'm such a nerd XDXD
And that one who unironically watches the one piece anime and DBS
>Anon, yon don't understand, I'm such an O T A K U
And I'm not even talking about the filthy normies who don't even do anything apart drinking and fucking.
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You got baited m8. I'm sorry for, you really. I'm living the exact same experience.
In the STEM field it's full of normies and false stereotype (like i'm such a nerd, but only play lol)
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Most people don't have a competitor drive and are content with being average
It's both a blessing and a curse to be super competitive, because it can spread you too thin and prevent you from being a truly well rounded person
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>>34166893
Are normies already starting to take anime and manga like they had with American comics? Christ, I wasn't prepared for this. This is another hobby I've lost, at least I'll always have literature and philosophy. Thank God they won't touch anything but Tolkien, Harry Potter and Stephen King.
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Why would chad settle with an inferior nigress if he could have white stacy? pic related
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That's not Chad it's just a fat guy with a beard
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>>34166889
The sex is supposed to be good.
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>that
>chad
lmao
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How does anal sex feels like robots? Is it as good as it looks like in porn?
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It's extremely uncomfortable for both of you, and extremely painful and physically damaging for the girl, even if you do it perfectly (you won't)
There is no reason to use the ass when there's a perfectly good vagina and mouth available.
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>>34166859
>physically damaging
Like?
>this may actually be my newest condition for a gf over the vaginal virginity if you are right
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>>34166884
What the FUCK are you talking about?
Don't listen to this asshole. To answer the question, it's amazing. Better than pussy and even more fun than it looks in porn. The ass was tight enough to keep me hard after I dumped my load in it and I've never heard a girl moan like that.
Anyone else want to fuck jimmy neutron's mom?
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I thought that was Peggy from married with children.
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why is her head larger than her torso?
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>>34166979
>why is her head larger than her torso?
I dunno because it is a cartoon?
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I don't watch Stefan Molyneux's videos ususally, but this is just hilarious
I don't think I've ever seen such a case of wage rage before, based NEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSXLjvW86s8
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I fucking h8 this dude he's literally an online cult leader
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>don't have to dedicate 60 hours, sometimes more, of the absolute best hours of the day to doing something I hate
>wageys think I'm the loser even though both technology and capitalism naturally increase the standard of living for low income homes and high income homes merely supplement their households with status symbols that exist to prove their wealth
If I drive a shitty 500 dollar used car that still gets me where I want to go, why am I going to be jealous of your 20k civic wage cuck? Same with my 36 inch flat screen versus your 60. Honestly, the ONLY item that low income really prohibits anymore is a swimming pool. Typically upper middle class folks just have marginally better versions of the same thing almost everyone can afford. It simply doesn't make sense to work. At all.
Inb4 "leech", literally just jealousy.
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Kek, thanks for sharing this makes my day
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>be me
>18yo hikikomori
>i havent left my house since january 2016
>parents will send me to a psychologist in two weeks
>i will go outside for first time in one year
im scared lads, i just wanna stay in my room all my life, i dont wanna go back to the society, i'm manlet and ugly so i will never get a qt gf anyway, and im scared because probably my psychologist will be a qt stacy female
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>>34166696
Hikko-what?
waddafak is dat shiet
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>>34166696
start with backyard, then your street when there are few people to get comfortable going outside
also make sure that the psychologist is a man, preferably a older and wise one
women psychologist/therapist/psychiatrist suck, if you tell them about your true feelings they diagnose you with anti-social disorder(say goodbye ever getting a job) because women can't conceptualize male thinking
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hey what's im new here
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Comfy thread
Post comfy pics and such
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This is very comfy inded.
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>>34166682
Pretty comfy and scenic
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>>34166682
I miss those threads, I would post if I had comfy stuff.
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3DS or Vita?
Discuss.
Personally, the vita is a beauty but the 3ds gets 90% of my time because it's actually fun.
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I kind of want a vita for the various weeb games
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>>34166658
3DS, because its cheaper and has better games. Therefore it is the better buy.
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>>34166658
I have the original Vita and now there is a hack to play all of it's games for free in singleplayer.
So I'd say go for the Vita.
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Quick, post your top fifteen (15) games you pkayed on consolepcucks don't need to come here
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I don't think I've ever pk'd on console but I used to be a wildy god in RS
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video games are for children and teenagers, stop playing them
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>>34166582
only console game ive finished is The last of us
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>normie
>hahaha I'm so awkward and shy XDD
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>go to group therapy for social anxiety at uni
>literally everyone else is a normie with multiple friends and a bf/gf or just broke up with one
>leave after two sessions, don't come back
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>>34166570
>be girl
>do not know how to get more dick
>ayay i am so shy i am not talking to anyone ayay i play games, because they are my only escape
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>>34166598
>>go to group therapy
Heh, when I did those things there were people who were in much worse shape as me
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Would you accept a handsome black bf, Robot?
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Yes, but I doubt they would want an ugly tranny gf,
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>>34166584
blacks have no standards of course they would
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where duh fuck wallace at string?