>after spending your whole life alone >finally get a gf

>>34166962
If i loved her I would suck it up and have sex with her. If i didn't love her I would leave.

>>34166991
>still believe in that meme
Dude.

>>34166962
Left ones better in my opinion.

roasties are the best. More to play with.

>>34166962
Would not notice dick would already be in her filling her up with my seed.

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>>34167258
>>34167275
Fucking niggers
More=better

>>34166962
The Meatflaps are genetic. You can't get flappy meat curtains from being plowed by chads.

>>34166962
after spending whole life alone I would fuck her regardless

beggars can't be choosers
plus, her asshole counts more points than her reproduction hole

>>34167562
Ok?
Who are you arguing with?

>>34166962
how would you suggest her to get a vaginoplasty without sounding like a creep? I'm willingly to pay for it, of corse.

also, some anal bleaching, and a tit reduction.

>>34166962
is this hypothetical or did this actually happen to you OP?

>>34166962
>caring about a useless tissue in the first place

You guys are literally vigina slaves.

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>>34168030
What board is this, anon?

I ate out a ROASTIE once (she wasn't super toasty like the left but still had some beef) and it was fun to nibble on the flaps and play with them with my tongue. It startled me at first bc I wasn't expecting it but she was hot as fugg

>>34168133
it is aesthetically unpleasant, and easy to fix with surgery.

just say you got a headache and ask her to leave lol

Tell her to get out and go get some boypussy.

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>>34168133
Your lack of advanced age is bothering me

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>>34166962
>What do?

Go to fucking town.

I'm honestly not sure what I would do.

I hope I'm never presented this situation in my life.

>his gf doesn't have a big, meaty vagina
lmao you might as well be dating a boy

>>34166962
>stick dick in
>keep away with hands and mouth
>ask if she'd consider labiaplasty afterwards
If she stays she stays if she slaps you good riddance.

>>34169727
>his gf doesn't have pussylips that look like a torn open and emptied out ballsack and a clit the size of a small penis
>might as well be dating a boy