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Here's an autistic story about the time I got pulled over:
>be me 19 driving at 3am
>cop pulls me over
>completely sober, wasn't doing anything that gave the cop probable cause but whatever
>think of an idea
>turn on the cops theme song, "Bad Boys" and let it quietly play in the background
>starts bobbing head as cop walks up to the window and expect him to start laughing
>he doesn't. Goes, "license and proof of insurance please"
>start to worry, maybe he didn't hear it? Turn up the radio a little louder
>"sir I'm going to ask you again and don't fiddle with the radio this time. License please."
>give him what he asks for and he tells me he will be right back
>he walks back to my car after 10 mins and as he is walking I just decide to start the song over and blast the radio
>he comes up to the window and I am singing to the song at this point
>he tells me to get out the car and does the field sobriety test on me
>the radio is still playing so I'm bobbing my head while doing the sobriety test
>he makes me take breath test and I pass
>he is confused because I am sober and he expected something to be in my system
>get back in my car and he tells me
to have a good night
>say "you too sir, just remember that bad boys are gonna be bad boys, what they gonna do when you come for them"
>he stares at me for a solid two minutes and walks away
Still the most humiliating moment of my life.
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he caught me trying to steal his stuff in the library and I just claimed that I wasn't really trying to do that and he moved closer to me and I backed away and then I left and never went back
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>wasting a cops time
>confusing the man
>gaming the system
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Not even I'm laughing right now.
I've been treated worse by cops before. I would stutter and have a hard time answering questions and they would always assume I'm high. But I never intentionally made myself look like a jackass like you did.
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>>34166987
Don't blame me I thought it would be funny, the cop didn't.
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>>34166917
You wasted a cops time and left him completely confused, what's humilating about this? Pretty funny desu
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>>34167041
He's probably told that story to the entire PD and his family. It's humiliating
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>>34166917
>be me
>solo road trip (usually too autist for spending extended amounts of time with others)
>start thinking about titties
>pull over at a campsite I thought was abandoned to have a little bit of alone time
>halfway in, officer pulls up with sirens
>knocks on my window
>tells me it looks like I was masturbating
>sperg out, "hurr sorry sorry sorry"
>"Well son, I can't stop you because technically you're in your own vehicle, but you should know it's wrong and disgusting and blahblahblah"
>apologize some more, drive away, asap
>tfw that's not the only time this has happened, just the most embarrassing
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>>34167115
Jesus Christ anon, not the first time?
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Holy kek OP, my fucking sides I'm laughing so hard. How could you be such an autistic fucker?
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>>34167184
The other times, as far as I know they didn't actually see my wang in my hand. I was just parked in a place I couldn't park. I saw their sirens before they got close enough (hopefully) and I had time to zip the pants back up.
I used to have a real problem.
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