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Pepe appraisal thread

Post your Pepes, share your Pepes, get your Pepes rated and valued
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tesicle
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I birthed this pepe is ms paint
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>>34433648
That's great, I saved it

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How do you avoid feeling love for someone?
>Bonus points: How to only care about certain things
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Protip: don't

Follow your heart, have it get crushed, repeat process until someone decides to not crush it, carry on happily with them. Easy.
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>>34433539

Years of emotional neglect and abuse through your early childhood.
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>>34433592
But I already did that.

>>34433581
>Easy
That's what I'm doing though, and my heart is getting harder to repair.

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Are you a normie if you have your driver's license
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it adds 10 normie points to your total
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just crash into a golf cart you faggot normie. ill get your tendies and gbp
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Yes. Robots are walkers.

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Fuck me all I want is a plot of land and a small farm so I can live self sufficiently. I DONT WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE ON A COMPUTER, I DONT WANT TO GO OUT DRINKING AND DOING DRUGS, I DONT WANT TO FUCK 10 GIRLS, I JUST WANT TO MARRY AND SETTLE ON A QUAINT FARM AND START A FAMILY, LIKE HUMANS DID FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. WHY IS THIS NO LONGER AN OPTION, WHO REMOVED THIS OPTION FOR LIFE, WHY CANT I JUST BE HUMAN AGAIN.

FUCK how do I quench my rage
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>>34433429
You can for a couple thousand bucks.
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A L A S K A
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>>34433429
you actually do want to do the things you said you didn't and you don't want to do the things you said you did
but keep chasing that dream

He said the word "nigger"
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He looks like the type to
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>>34433407
and?

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Gotta appeal to his audience or else the youtube bucks stop flowing

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>ywn be an evil fascist officer with your own platoon of Stosstruppen to enforce the Anti-Normie Laws put in place by the Supreme Duce
>ywn be reviled, but feared for your power and might, by normies
>ywn be defeated by the normie Good Guys in a final battle
>ywn lie still on the battlefield, blood soaking through your Imperial uniform, as you tell the normies that all you ever wanted was to be accepted and loved like they were
>ywn die with an evil grin on your face as you tell the normies with your dying breath that you regretted nothing

Anybody else have similar fantasies?
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>ywn be a father
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>ywn be an emperor who fathers half of the next generation
>ywn have tons of sex while slaves and plebs die virgins
>ywn execute those plebeians who get lucky and impregnate their daughters
>ywn fuck your cousins and marry your sister
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>>34433361

>I have a loved one that loves me and we're at peace and loving eachother until the end

>I feel purpose and joy daily to continue living life

>I can help others fix their lives since my own life is fixed

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adult swim is live streaming show with a call in number and no one is prank calling them asking them if they are cuck

708 - 794- 6386

stream is on adult swims website
point system:

1 points for saying the word cuck
2 points for saying "Daaaaaaave"
2 points for saying you are from Cuckistan
3 points for calling them cucks
10 points if you tell a story about a cuck
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>>34433353
Adult swim got so shitty after they stopped playing anime. I used to watch it like every night 2002-2007
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>>34433353
Fuck off Sam, world peace sucked ass
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some britbong is hogging the lines

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>Be me
>Had to sit next to the autist kid in class who would stand up and do some DBZ moves in the air constently
>Accidentally catch autism from him because I wasnt careful
>Become incresingly intelegint every day
>Smarter than the teachers, get placed in collige corses.
>Able to visualise algorathms, quantum physics trivial
>Don't even care that I cant interact with normals the way I used to

How are the rest of you /ascended/ handling your newfound metal abileties since catching autism?
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>>34433337
>tfw to smart to fall for baet treads
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>was genus before even as toddlor
>brain already very expanded at impact point of 4chain
>overdose on autisms for several years
>genuis splinters into varietied of subgenises
>multibrains inflating more and more
>shitposting acheives multdimensional capacity when focuses all gineus cores simultaneus
>planar waifu harem obtains overreal state surpassive earth and this univers
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>>34433337
Hhow do you catch autism..

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What is the meanest thing you've said to someone's face?
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>>34433310
>"I HATE YOU"
I regret it to this day.
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>>34433378
Who did you say it to?
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>>34433411
Don't remember. I was like 6 or something.

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>be me
>with other robots.
>one of them invites females
>wtf.jpg.
>they buy them free food and kiss up to them.
>wtf do I do
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Ask the girls if they can cuck you with a black guy while you watch and cleanup
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tease the girls but not too harshly

they'll someday realize you were the realest of the bunch
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>>34433268
I'm the black guy of the group.

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pizza delivery girl is a qt.
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>>34433249
and she thinks you are a loser
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>>34433277

yeah well i can dream
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>>34433290
forget about the grill
what pizza did you order

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>be in an empty college washroom, taking a leak
>finally alone
>start talking to myself, practising voice inflections and bullying myself about how weird I am
>suddenly hear flushing noise in the stall next to me
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>walk into bathroom at work
>see old black man at the urinal like pic related
>abruptly stop and turn to leave
>"What, ain'tcha nevah seen no pumpanickle buns befo'?"
Some people are just savages.
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>>34433247
Urinals are for uncivilized people, I always go for the stall.
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>be normie
>walk into washroom
>see a man pissing in a urinal with his pants down to his ankles
>take picture without his consent
>post it on social media
>reap in the Reddit gold

What do robots get out of bed for?
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>>34433245
peeing
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>>34433245
Taco Bell!
It's delicious. Very /ck/.
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>>34433245
The daily rat race.

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what do you have anon?

i was recently diagnosed with schizophrenia and before that i was diagnosed with autism
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i could probably get diagnosed with anything if i had a mind to
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>>34433264
good for you

orignalej
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>>34433235
Does tourettes count as a mental illness ?

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>"one ticket for the movie, please!"
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>>34433165
What are you trying to convey here

origami
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>>34433238
>What are you trying to convey here

Humor and irony
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>>34433165
"No sugar or cream for me"
"Black as it can be please"

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