>Be me
>Had to sit next to the autist kid in class who would stand up and do some DBZ moves in the air constently
>Accidentally catch autism from him because I wasnt careful
>Become incresingly intelegint every day
>Smarter than the teachers, get placed in collige corses.
>Able to visualise algorathms, quantum physics trivial
>Don't even care that I cant interact with normals the way I used to
How are the rest of you /ascended/ handling your newfound metal abileties since catching autism?
>>34433337
>tfw to smart to fall for baet treads
>was genus before even as toddlor
>brain already very expanded at impact point of 4chain
>overdose on autisms for several years
>genuis splinters into varietied of subgenises
>multibrains inflating more and more
>shitposting acheives multdimensional capacity when focuses all gineus cores simultaneus
>planar waifu harem obtains overreal state surpassive earth and this univers
>>34433337
Hhow do you catch autism..
>>34433337
>constently
>incresingly intelegint
>algorathms
>collige
>abileties
OK bud.
>>34433337
>start going in school
>people becoming weirder and more autistic as time goes on
>start browsing 4chan
>suddenly i am far less autistic over time but the autism infection rate is much higher
If this goes on i'll just turn into a Chad with an army of literal tards
>>34433337
>always been a little autistic
>getting bullied by this manlet kid in middle school
>have a chimpout at him
>autism powers activate for real
>suddenly I'm flying through courses and comprehending theories I never thought I can
>still got a bit to go, but my brain is only getting bigger and bigger