>"one ticket for the movie, please!"

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>>34433165
What are you trying to convey here

origami

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>>34433238
>What are you trying to convey here

Humor and irony

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>>34433165
"No sugar or cream for me"
"Black as it can be please"

>>34433165
What kinda small town robot you gotta be not to use the ticket machine when you see a film on your own

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>actually been harassed and ostracized by groups of people in the theater for going by myself before
it's not a meme

>>34434063
here in italy we don't have ticket machine

i got a single ticket for a movie two days ago and didnt care in the slightest though

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>i said WITH milk, please.

>not buying your tickets from the ticket machine without having to talk to anyone

>>34433165
>Two number fives, no lettuce or tomatoes

>Go cinema alone
>Sit down in my seat and get comfy
>employee comes over and asks if I'm by myself
>I say yes and he just nods and walks away
What did they mean by this?

>>34434063
>ticket machine

U wot m8.

Central Jersey here. I've always went up to the counter and paid for tickets in person

>>34434102
details please. I don't believe it

>>34435120
They will check if you are not a sexual predator.

Normie police will come and take you away for further screening.

Normal people don't go to cinema by themselves.

>>34435138
it's a touch screen thing where you pick the movie you wanna watch, pick the seat and then pay with card

we have those in northern ireland

>>34435654
>decide I want to see movie
>walk to theater
>random people driving by in their car scream weird nonsense at me as they drive by
>get to theater
>buy ticket
>go to stadium seating
>groups of people look right at me and start saying rude stuff about me and commenting on how I'm there by myself to one another like I'm not there and able to hear them
>then they move away really quick because they know i can see and hear them and they know what they're saying and doing is offensive

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>>34435910
If it helps I was 12 at the time
But still, why does it matter? Its 2 hours of silence anyway. And my friends have pleb taste

"table for one, p-please"

>>34434132
>tfw someone saved the picture you made
i dont even think i have that on my own computer anymore

>>34433165
They have electronic kiosks now
Verbal exchange is obsolete

>>34436157
if you were 12, then you were asked just to make sure you don't get kidnapped or anything