What do robots get out of bed for?

>>34433245
peeing

>>34433245
Taco Bell!
It's delicious. Very /ck/.

>>34433245
The daily rat race.

>>34433245
>What do robots get out of bed for?
"work", from tuesday to friday
play vidya, from saturday to monday

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>>34433245
To bang your mom every morning

Wage slaving or else I wont have a bed in a warm house to get out of

Food. Boredom. Back pain.

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>>34433245
because my fat body has to piss every 5 hours

My itty-bitty wittle MANTISES!! They eat out of my hand, look at me and reach! They like to crawl on my fingers.

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>>34433251
>>34433305
Why has this problem not been solved yet? :|
>>34433272
>>34433276
>>34433288
the JUST life chose me too ;_;

sometimes i dont

>>34433405
can get a catheter installed but then someone has to change the bag

maybe we can just run the line to a sink drain or something

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I get up for that glorious first cup of coffee of the day. And a roll or something. Also, to see and talk with my gf iv been with 11 years. I sleep a lot though, I'm avoidant.

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>>34433245
Cuz I can't stay asleep forever

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I get out of bed to go to work and play Fifa.

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>>34433521
oh, but you can anon.. the eternal sleep waits us all.