ITT: We post personal fantasies that will never come true

>ywn be a father

>ywn be an emperor who fathers half of the next generation
>ywn have tons of sex while slaves and plebs die virgins
>ywn execute those plebeians who get lucky and impregnate their daughters
>ywn fuck your cousins and marry your sister

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>>34433361

>I have a loved one that loves me and we're at peace and loving eachother until the end

>I feel purpose and joy daily to continue living life

>I can help others fix their lives since my own life is fixed

>I live a happy and sexual life with that one girl that smiled at me and was nervous when I looked back at her, which by the way was retarded and on a trip with her school

>ywn be happy

Why live

>>34433425
this is the black pill i avoid thinking about

>>34433614
at least you have ck2

>>34433361

> ywn post your MIT student ID with the name blacked out on /sci/

>>34433361
Do only "realistic" fantasies count?

>>34433361
>ywn be the Napoleon of the 21st Century
why live

>ywn be happy

Orageno sauce

> ywn to have usa/eu citizenship

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>ywn have time manipulation abilities
>ywn freeze time and walk around a completely still and serene world, free of noise, distraction and worry
>ywn freeze time and grope beautiful women
>ywn freeze time and find beautiful girls to take to the mall and dress up in cute outfits
>ywn freeze time and find your waifu, then
observe her in the past, learning everything about her and setting in motion a masterplan to get her to be yours in the regular timestream
>ywn travel back in time to take pictures of famous historical events with a modern, high-tech camera
>ywn travel through time to film and prove/disprove conspiracy theories, then post the the videos all over the internet
>ywn travel back in time to observe your parents when they were young and before you born
I want to be a timelord goddammit

>>34433361
>you will never have a gf whom you will break up with and make her go through a sad breakup while you go through the same sad breakup.

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>>34433361
>ywn shoot up school while playing some nazi march, dressed in nazi uniform whilst singing along to music
>ywn take your life by seppuku because ywn find someone willing to cut your head off
>tfw that's the only way I would like to go, other than:
>ywn die in melee combat
>ywn live in a medieval society where your autistic aspie's would help you master a weapon and then maintain that mastery, thus earning you a title, money, a job, as a mercenary, knight et.c.
>ywn protect people by sacrificing your own life and be remembered as a hero

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Right now I just want to drive my oneitis home while she falls in love with me to this playing in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAKJw8Cz1c

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>ywn walk across the land as basically a ronin, doing small work here and there on your journeys
>ywn have different companions along the way and eventually stay in one place with a companion you fall in love with and form a family at a farm where you live for the remainder of your days
>ywn discover enormous territories by walking along forest and mountain paths

>ywn be a roman eagle-carrier

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>>34434208
>recently wanted to be sober for a party, so I told my class mates I would drive them there and home
>mfw played nice music and drove my best while they all had a good time, barely talking to me
>mfw I drove my friend to his place with a girl he'd fuck/potentionally form a relationship with
>"y-you enjoy yourselves now"

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>>34434208
>That song

Thanks for the tears anon. This is my new feels theme.

>>34433361
>ywn have sex with an attractive woman

>>34434266
It's OK man at least you weren't an AIDs baby

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>>34434281
>>34434208
>ywn drive someone around to this song until they fall asleep, glancing at you for as long as they can while they try to stay awake
>ywn smile back at them and finally put their jacket over them when they fall asleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>34434305
>ywn have sex

>>34433361
>Someone throws a lit stick of dynamite at my head
and it explodes killing me instantly.

>Someone pumps anesthesia into the air conditioning
in my home rendering me unconscious
then they proceed to murder me while im unconscious, preferably with a large gun with one shot to the head.

thats all i got so far

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>>34434321
>tfw I only made it 3 minutes in before the feels became too strong

I need to fill myself with hatred again. Maybe it's time to go back to /pol/

>ywn own a harem of eternally loyal fuckslaves
>ywn be caressed and licked 24/7 by a constantly rotating group of women
>ywn have to move to go to the bathroom as the girl would happily drink your piss and eat your shit
>ywn be asked by mothers to fuck their daughter and be their first
>ywn win the rapelottery and can legally rape anyone you meet

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>>34433361
>ywn be a brave knight wandering the land slaying mystical beasts
>ywn marry a cute witch and settle down in the forest together

>ywn be a 6'6 Viking who sails to normie lands on a longboat and fucks their women
Why even alive?

>>34433361
Are you alt-me?
Also, one of my autism friends loves Mussolini. I kinda do too, but I'm more of a Hitler person.

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>>34434426
>mfw I've been sitting around for 2 hours listening to depressing emo music
>haven't smiled during this entire time, despite looking at ylyl videos, et.c.
>haven't cried or pouted
>just this apathic expression
I was so happy three days ago, why is my depression coming back now ?

>>34434458
>ywn be the head of a warrior clan, where you can pick any woman you want for whatever you want
>ywn be at constant continous war with another likeminded clan, where you have waged war for as long as anyone remembers and will until the end of time

>>34434478
See
>>34434238

>>34433361
>ywn go back in time to your childhood to fix all the problems that snowballed to the you of the present

ywn be the hero of the story

>>34434101
I have similar fantasy, but I imagine myself to make countless computer simulations, only to settle in one that suits me.

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>you will never be a friendly ghost who goes from home to home haunting people, but also secretly helping them with their problems
>you will never be a crime fighting ghost
>you will never be a cute ghost

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>ywn be really attractive and have people actively start talking to you/wanting to get to know you
Literally makes me want to kill myself on the spot when people complain about people wanting to get to know them / people being into them romantically

>>34434426
>>34434321
>>34434281


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg [Remove]


Oregano

>it's the apocalypse
>literally the last man on earth
>meet some feisty red-head
>she's the last woman on earth
>get to roam around trying to survive
>calls me baka shinji

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>>34433361

>get laid

Origanal

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>you will never be Yotsuba, or Koiwai, or one of their neighbours, or anyone in the Yotsubato world
>or a Moomin
I can't live like this anymore. I don't want this world. This is not my world.

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>>34434643
>ywn waifu an autistic girl like Rei
>ywn waifu a "weird attractive" girl no one else likes romantically

>>34434635
:(

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>>34434497
I've always had this fantasy. I was always a huge fan of Wehrmacht uniforms. I've always had a man-crush on Erich von Manstein.

This is what I would want my imperial uniform to look like.

My therapist says it comes from a power fantasy I've had since my childhood, which stemmed from being unathletic, weak, unpopular and unattractive to girls.

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>>34434686
rei is a walking onahole. everybody want that romantically. I want a real gf.

>not wanting a girl that loves you so much she hates you
>missing out on hatefucks dichotomy

>>34434754
I have been on the edge of crying with nothing quite doing it for hours, but reading what you wrote about Rei made my eyes tear up

>ywn defend your wife/gf successfully

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>>34433361
>ywn be granted the divine power to rule this world justly
>ywn gain the admiration and respect of those around you
>ywn feel a tiny hand clasped in yours, your own child
>she will never run her hand along your cheek

>>34434187
The last one always gets me. Fuck.

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>>34434802
Every time I think of Griffith's fall I tear up so fucking hard
It's probably the saddest fictional story I know of to be honest

>>34434635
That band was really good, listening now

>>34434813
generally it's:
>ywn have a "good" purpose to die


I am looking to join the US Marines next year, I want a real battle so if I die I at least die doing something good - fighting for someone.

>>34434829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1o4O2SfQ5g

Whenever my mind begins to drift I listen to this, and wish I could forget. Maybe you'll like it.

>>34433361
I don't want to be a mere officer, I want to be a God emperor.

>Everyone worships you, either willingly or forced.
>Army of elite deathsquads, ready to die at your command.
>Massive capital city reserved for aristrocrats and high ranking military personnel, no filthy plebs or niggers.
>Solid 20m golden statue of yourself right outside your castle.
>Beautiful women offered to you every day by fathers hoping they can get their daughters into the capital.
>Crush rebellions and crucify them publicly in poor workers' districts.
>Churches built in your honor, people would kill just to get a glimpse of you in person.

In short: nearly limitless power and wealth and masses of people worshipping you, ready to do anything you say.

>>34434855
I listen to that as well.
>yfw you will never travel across landscapes by foot while listening to music like that
I like the songs "Forces", "Aria" and "Sign" as well, from Berserk.

>>34434875
>ywn mourn the death of a close comrade to that theme
Good picks, I listen to songs like "Forces" and "Sign" when I'm imaging some large scale battle or cornered fight.

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I 100% seriously wish to wander through either the USA, or Europe, or .. well, somewhere, as long as its a really long journey, by foot.
But I don't want to do it alone. Anyone interested in something like this? 100% by foot, on the road non-stop.

>>34434967
Are you in the US? I always wanted to do the same thing but by train. Be a drifter for a few months somewhere far out West like Montana.

>>34435005
A native swede, living in Sweden. I am the same person in this thread who's gonna join the US Marines, so maybe I'll ive/work/et.c. in the US after that as well.

>ymn start a small entertainment company, slowly grow and gain popularity by trash talking Disney and the like
>ymn my company grows big enough to hire a personal army
>ymn send army to shoot up/bomb Disneyland
>ymn buy out and shut down Disney
>ymn shut down my company and retire in peace
>ymn live in regret for my actions past, and commit suicide in my Texas flat

>>34435030
I might be down if I could find the time. I'm from New Jersey. I always wanted to have a friendship with a Eurobro.

>>34435075
I'm always up for friendships, especially with likeminded americans.

>>34434861
I wish I could do this but then when I realize that if I were in that position I would be too much of a bitch to do anything extreme and would try to make a utopia and end up fucked by my comrades
Feels bad man

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>ywn stage a coup and lead a junta for decades
>ywn live in a beautiful mansion in New Orleans
>ywn be super rich and start an animation company and make cartoons

>ywn lead an empire like lelouch

>ywn have a "perfect" relationship to people: You will never be all helpful and positive with your friends, and have a brilliant relationship with a waifu

>>34435168
>ywn be super rich and start an animation company and make cartoons
start animating you shiftless negroid

>>34435193
I don't wanna do the grunt work. I wanna be rich and command my subordinates to make the art style and stories I expect. If it were up to me to draw all I'd make is porn.

>>34435075
Do you have snapchat, discord, or anything where we could add one another?

>>34435353
My discord is Spurdo Sparde

>>34435368
I need 4 digits - add mine instead: "Kolia Caesar #0226"

>>34435353
Sorry, Spurdo Sparde with the umlaut over the a

>ywn be attractive enough to feel like you can make a guy fall in love with you instantly
>ywn become infatuated with one another
>ywn get excited when seeing him murder
>ywn wash him and take care of him even at the latest of hours
>ywn protect him like a mommy
>ywn cry in each other's arms
>ywn do anything he asks you to, even if it's painful, to prove him your love
>ywn be kept by him in a fridge if he kills you
>ywn feel unconditional, absolute love

>>34435403
Sent! I don't really use Discord all that often, I mainly just use it for Rust.

>ywn be a young but intelligent and ambitious lord who rules over a small no mans land in an irrelevant little kingdom who eventually becomes the king through conquest and turns the irrelevant kingdom into a mighty empire
>ywn conquer all neighboring kingdoms except one, the biggest and most powerful kingdom
>ywn wait decades building up forces until you're sure you can conquer the final kingdom as an old man
>ywn launch a final campaign together with your old war buddies
>ywn lead a final cavalry charge into battle for the kingdoms capital but be slain in the process, and without a great leader like yourself to hold the empire together, the conquered kingdoms split and descend into anarchy until the next great conqueror is born

>>34435466
I use it almost on the daily, but now we have eachother added somewhere at least

>>34435479
Not sure if a reference to Japan and Oda Nobunaga.
I'd like that as well, but rather with
>ywn be slain the final battle and then have your son take up your legacy and then have the two of you known as "The Man Who Conquered [land]" and "The Man Who Ruled [land]"

>>34435448
Is this a reference to some movie or story?
Or are you just r-really likable?

>>34435513
My post was not a reference to anything, I would just really like to conquer shit and die gloriously.

>>34435513
Frankly I've gotten so used to the idea of dying, I just want to prove my love through my mind, body and soul and become kind of like property to my loved one

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>you will never have close friends who you do stuff with and feel comfortable around
>you will never go through life with them and experience things together
>you will never hang around at each others houses playing video games or just doing nothing
>you will never look forward to the same things
>you will never go camping in the forest with them
>you will never enjoy a peaceful sunny day of fishing and exploring
>you will never stumble across some old abandoned ruins with them
>you will never scare them with spooky stories at night
It's not good.

>>34433361
>ywn have enough resources to spend all your time studying plants
Why even live

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>>34435564
Fair enough.
>tfw you will never be a commander captain or basically some sort of semi-high command in a greatly succesful army that just continues being victories, to finally retire when you've done enough of your duty to go live in some city and constantly be praised and considered enjoyable company because of what you have accomplished

>>34435580
You're relationship material, at least to an individual such as myself

>>34435606
I go through that feel every now and then
>tfw the feel returns more and more

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>>34433361
>ywn be the world's strongest man, surpassing emotions
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DWKqBpgvlRA

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>Live in Los Angeles
>Want to run for mayor of the city or governor of the state.
>Say things like "Muh fair share, diversity is good!" and other hyper left ideas.
>Call anyone who disagrees bigots, sexists etc.
>Get elected
>Put in the hyper left polices
>State is ran into the ground.
>After job is done leave for nice conservative state like NC or WV.

>>34435710
Would you be in support of Calexit?

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>ywn have your loyal troops slaughter the Chads in battle
>ywn occupy their cities and rape their women and daughters
>ywn parade their leaders in cages through the capital
>ywn nuke their capital
>ywn burn their great books, art and thinkers on a great pyre
>ywn stand in city hall and look on as their women's wombs swell with the children of your soldiers.

>>34435739
Yes, we can't let the evil racist Drumpf take over our state, we didn't vote for him #NotMyPres.

>>34435627
Do you think that crazy love is more trustworthy than normal love? If someone were to do these things for me, I'd feel that there is no doubt that they love me, because they're so extreme.

>ywn fall asleep cuddling with a cute girl who loves you and you love her
This is one of the only goals in my life

>>34435796
I think that crazy love is better than "normal love", yeah. You put it really well with that final sentence.
Especially those very traits listed, like getting excited when I murder/kill, washing me, crying in eachother's arms, doing as I say to prove love, unconditional love due to these standards.
The only thing I mind is the fridge part - what is that about?

>>34435845
>tfw you will never find someone who is 95% submissive to you

>>34435868
That's actually from one of my other fantasies, where I'm killed out of jealousy but kept because of the intense love.

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>Will never have the ability to transform into a magical girl
Hard weeb feel

>>34435961
That's the thing that made me wonder if it was a reference to something - it sounded like something out of a wellwritten horror manga.
I don't think I could ever kill my loved ones, if it wasn't a historical scenario like "The angry mob is coming to kill everyone here, so suicide before then" or something like that.

>>34435991
This is so great. I love talking to you. Tell me more of your fantasies, please.

>>34436050
Could we do it someplace else, like discord or steam? I enjoy talking to you, as well.

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>>34434548
Anon. One day, I will live out your dream.
I will be the best crime fighting ghost the world has ever seen.
Anon. One day, I will look back to this post
Remember that you were the one to inspire me the most
To be the world's best crime fighting ghost

>>34436111
Thank you ghost man.

>>34436072
I've installed discord. My username is sachie78

>>34436206
What are your final 4 numbers? My discord is "Kolia Caesar #0226" if you'd rather add me.

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> you will never board the Prydwen with your brothers

why live :(

>>34436218
It didn't work for some reason. Try adding me instead: sachie78 #3226

>>34433361
>not able to be part of a liberal society
>expects to flourish in a society with much stricter codes

>>34436315
In a strict society there are less codes to abide to, or at least a simpler way of getting to know right from wrong.
I find it extremely hard to abide to all different codes and ways to act in today's society.

>ywn have enough money to build a giant tomb for yourself
>ywn fill your tomb with countless treasures
>ywn have millions of self sustained and resetting death traps in your tomb to punish thieves and trespassers


>ywn own a huge vineyard and sell your wines all over the world
>ywn live a comfy life with your wife and family on the vineyard

>ywn save the western roman empire from disaster

>ywn save roman britain from Anglo-Saxon invaders

>ywn save Anglo-Saxon England from Norman invaders

>ywn save the Plantagenet empire from France and help them unite England and France into a new Western Roman Empire

>>34436556

you might be autistic

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>>34436556
>making France and Britain into a single country, and making it the literal Western Roman Empire
Holy fuck I'm having an alt-history boner over here

Tell me more, tell me more!!

>>34433425
>you will never marry a woman who is beautiful inside and out and raise a family with, doing everything right that your parents did wrong

>>34435794
Trump has hardly done anything to prove that he's racist except calling Mexican children 'Anchor babies' which they are. And the whole denying blacks housing thing was because the people didnt have the funds and/or credit to get approved. Most of them just so happened to be black.

Stop eating up liberal hype and propaganda and think for yourself

>>34436408
Those codes and ways to act were still there, anon, its just there were more myths about what was required and the sects that "got it" were more elite in-group members.

Why do you think fancy dinner parties required complicated table knowledge, while in modern times even "select" restaurants care less what you do as long as you pay? The upper echelons of any in-group produce complicated manners and requirements to differentiate themselves from those below them.

To fit in with the Nazi party's elite, you had to not only have the right parentage, you either had to feign gentility and mannerisms akin to the old German nobility (which is why so many German nobles stayed in power both before and after the Wehrmacht Republic ended). You also had to toe the party line the exact method required by whoever was in charge, but in a way that did not make you come off as a suck-up.

Elitism is a problem in every society, because even the most totalitarian society will try to set up its leaders, their families, and their immediate subordinates, as the "most elite", and screen out pretenders.

>>34434004
Right in the fefes.
>ywn work on spaceships/robots/things that will change humanity
>Tfw you will work retail for the rest of your life
Wish I hadnt been born

>you will never be emperor of a neo-roman Atlantis that springs up off the coast of europe

>>34436847
Trump specifically had a no negro policy and claimed it was OK because "Everyone was doing it"

He also advocated for the deaths of ~5 black teens after they were cleared of all charges. He did this twice I'm pretty sure.

>>34436919
last night i was watching tons of videos about moon colonies, and just wanted to be a scientist astronomer to work on those projects. Man it hurts lol

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>>34433361
>ywn be a mage in a medieval world

>>34434010
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>>34437987
you can in your dreams, i been having the reoccuring story for the last year that me and my two best friends are travelling around canada except its a massive fantasy realm right now we are in southern ontario where we need to talk to these crystal spider who you can only visit through a dream

>>34438253
i dream like that too but i don't want it to just be a dream. I don't want to wake up and have to go to my shitty job or do anything. This feel is what is pushing me to suicide. I'll just try my luck and hope there's a comfy dream world waiting for me on the other side.

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>ywn be the fastest motorcycle street racer around

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>>34433361

>ywn be a enchained, terraforming machine altering the weather and environment on Earth for thousands of years to the benefit humanity's survival, only to have those plebs all rise up against you and your robotic assemblies because they now want their own little militaries and trivial states to kill one another with and are fearful of you triggering another ice age again
>no one will ever want to be held by you

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>>34438288
I mean not a dream but just thinking before you go to bed, trust me it hurts. I wanted to be a morally good paladin destroying evil demons and laughing at failed attempts at succubus trying to sedeuce me as i smash my hammer into the brain. I want to be this mysterious agent of the light who comes when people need him the most and humbly dissapear into the night after my deeds are compleated

but i just have to be a wwagecuck hehe