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How much cough medicine are you abusing tonight robobros?
>light 300mg for me
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probably gonna drink some coronas and smoke my e cig while lying in bed.
is that acceptable here i dont have any drugs to abuse, maybe some benadryl
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I downed a 5 oz bottle of DXM syrup (roughly 0.8 gram dose) about half an hour ago, started on a twelve pack of molson.
DXM is the only way I can feel pleasure and wonder any more, but it makes me really fucking retarded if I binge on it.
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>>34618658
>benadryl
Don't do that to yourself.
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>mom just told me I have to move out if I don't lose enough weight by summer
>nervously binging on peanut butter because of the anxiety she's causing me
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>>34618599
Stop binging on food you fat fuck
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Why are there so many fat feel threads lately?
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>>34618599
Make a fake suicide attempt and when she asks why tell her that her unfair ultimatums riddle you with anxiety and make it seem like death is the only answer. Cry while you're saying this, tell her you need her support.
She'll tear up and never try to make you move out.
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*blocks your path*
wat do robots?
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Beg him to smother me with his belly
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>>34618596
>him
smdh family
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>>34618555
genuflect
/origins
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>tfw you fell for the prostate stimulation meme
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>>34618533
greenztext story
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Never been happier falling for meme
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>>34618533
>Mfw anon thinks that prostate stimulation is just a meme
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Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. Breath in and out for 5-10 minutes, and clear your mind.
Now, in this state of mind, you receive a message from some Divine being. It offers you a promise: if you could go back to one time of your life where you were happy and content, where you were hopeful for the future, what would it be? Think on it hard, and it'll take you back, and let you live in that world forever.
What comes to mind?
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It would be a combination of elements from 8th and 9th grade.
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>>34618529
8th grade sucked for me.
For me, it would be 9th grade. I got sent to a literal sperg school. For the first time in a long time, I had friends. I wasn't so socially anxious because everyone around me was also a social retard. I felt content every day, and started looking forward to going to school. We almost never had homework, so there was never the stress of that. I could just do whatever after school. And my dad would drive me home and, because it was a 30 minute drive, we had chance to talk about lots of stuff. Sometimes he'd get me Taco Bell or nutter butters or what have you.
If I could go back to one time, it would be that. It never got any better, though 10th grade was close and I wouldn't mind that either. After that though I transferred back to a real school, and, while it was much better than my previous public school experience, it didn't measure up to the sperg one.
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My first 3 months of NEETdom. Funnest time of my life. NEETdom has been tainted but if this being could clear my memories and let me live like that forever, that would be my choice.
Why is "success" always equated with the amount of money you make, your career position etc these days?
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>>34618479
>these days
It has always been that way because that is the definition of success.
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>>34618479
Because "success" is a loosely defined term but wealth and how far up the corporate ladder you are are quantifiable approximations of said success. Much like IQ isn't intelligence because intelligence doesn't have a robust definition, but it's a quantifiable way of measuring something close to intelligence. You can have your own definition of success, and it might be becoming a mountain man and living outside society. Other people won't agree that you're successful but if you internally believe you are then that's what matters. You're thinking of society's definition of successful and it simply is what it is, there's no real "why" beyond consensus.
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because money is exchanged for goods and services. because money is the reason why most of the global population works jobs, to purchase these goods and services.
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finally get a girlfriend!
what do you think of her guys?
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>>34618434
bumplease answer me
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>>34618580
Does she have a d1ck?
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>>34618631
no, i'm not gay
this is orginial
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So last year I started university. I was living in student accommodation with some normies and chads. All of them were friendly to begin with, but after a few weeks they all just started to ignore me, even though I made every effort to keep an active social life - talking frequently, going out, even trying to flirt with girls.
This has happened before. I was a total social reject in secondary school, and after I went elsewhere to do my A-Levels, I ended up socially outcast there too, even though I tried to be sociable and make friends. I have never had a friend in my life, much less a gf.
I'm not ugly or overweight (probably above average looks). I don't stutter, I shave and shower daily.
The real kicker is that there are plenty of guys who are fat, unhygenic, or antisocial, but they still have friends, people like them who they hang out with. Some of them even have girlfriends.
Every single person in my classes has started intentionally giving me practically a whole row to myself, because they don't want to be near me. Nobody will talk directly to me, either.
As far as I can see, if you don't develop your social skills from childhood, you're fucked. I know why people avoid me - it's because I can't just fluidly hold a conversation like everyone else. It's gotten worse since I left home - I can't even deal with cashiers at supermarkets anymore without spilling my spaghetti. If you're not socially competent by age 10, you will never have another chance to be normal, because you're just going to get left behind socially.
This is the final redpill - attractiveness, intelligence, fitness do not determine popularity. They just determine which social groups you fit into. "Popularity" means having friends and a social life, not being an alpha and tearing up mad pussy every weekend. The sole determining factor of popularity is your upbringing. I'm alone now, and I'm going to be alone when I die, save for nurses, doctors and other people who are paid to be around me.
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>>34618372
I was homeschooled til 4th grade and was an outcast til high school. I was pretty normal til my mid-20s. Your hypothesis is based completely on your own observations of yourself (meaning they are subjective and unreliable). Sorry, but you are wrong. There is something about yourself that you are blind to that is totally offputting.
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>>34618372
I know this feel all too well, anon. I basically stopped trying to socialize with normies a year ago. I'm not beginning my second semester in college, and I imagine I won't come out with any friends, just like last semester. I can barely say one sentence if someone tries to talk to me, and I don't have the confidence to initiate a conversation. And I'm utterly reluctant to join clubs because I know I wouldn't enjoy myself as much as I would being alone in my room.
Why does this have to be such an extroverted world.
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>>34618525
Fuck, I meant *now instead of not
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yfw you wake up as a russian high school student?
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>>34618358
why is there birdseed on the table?
Apart from the obvious poverty this looks pretty amusing
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>>34618512
it's sunflower seeds. It's a slav thing and I don't understand it.
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>>34618512
>birdseed
It's roasted sunflower seeds. It's actually really good.
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Reminder that whenever you see an Instagram model take a "vacation" to Dubai, it means she's whoring herself out to rich Arabs.
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>>34618357
for like 20grand a dick
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>>34618357
>because girls have Z E R O ability to save up and plan in advance with their girls 4 vacation trip
AM I RITE
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>>34618440
She's an instagram model you nigger
>tokophobia
>gender dysphoria
>schizophrenia
>autism
if these illnesses are memes, explain how they're ruining my life, gamers.
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>>34618350
>gender dysphoria
Special Snowflake fell for the tranny meme.
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>tokophobia
>the pathological fear of becoming pregnant
I don't understand. Why would that affect your life at all?
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>>34618489
He is a girl (male) that thinks his tranny fanny works.
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Need meme help!
Hey guys!
I recently took this pic of myself that I know would be just perfect for memes! One problem: I can't think of any! haha seriously, I have meme-writers block or something!
If you can think of any please let me know! The danker the better! Please nothing about homosexuality because I have gay people in my family!
Would be greatly appreciated!
Thnks guys!
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Can you post your ass instead? Then I'll write you some memes.
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Your face is unmemeable.
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>>34618399
It is not a fem ass. You would not want to see it...trust me!
sometimes I like guy ass too. but only if it is fem and hairless! unlike mine
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Why haven't you joined an autistic dating site? Tinder is for normies.
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>>34618201
IF there was an "autistic dating site" chadbots would pick up all the girls just because it is easier and there would be nothing of value left for robots.
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>>34618235
This.
There are more men then women, and women get to pick and choose the best men.
If you deny this you are either chade, beta alpha rich boy, or a women.
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>chad signs up
>fucks 50 autistic girls
>because even autistic girls want chad over you
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nofap works, im on day 3 and im doing GREAT
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Has anyone here actually done nofap? Curious about other experiences.
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>>34618353
I tried it one time for a longer perod, but had wet dreams after 3 weeks in 2 week intervals so I stopped. I'm currently on day 14 but because of antidepressants and not nofap.
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What helped me te most was masturbating without porn.
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Why do you continue to let yourself be influenced by spooks?
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>>34618127
What are spooks? You talking about Ghosts?
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*stops doing anything*
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>>34618127
they are still concerned about apperance and landing a slut in bed one day is what it seems, maybe even for their parents sake, or something like that