>tfw you fell for the prostate stimulation meme

>>34618533
greenztext story

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Never been happier falling for meme

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>>34618533
>Mfw anon thinks that prostate stimulation is just a meme

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>mfw I fell for the prostate stimulation meme

i really want to get a dildo but i can't get it shipped to my house

Can you really reach your prostate with your fingers?Do you need to have long fingers?

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>>34618533
>tfw spent so much money for kinds of equipments but it just doesnt work

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34620033
Yes. No, you can reach with your thumb.

>>34620033
i can't. i can sort of hit it but the position i have to get in is really uncomfortable and my wrist hurts after

>>34620021
ask someone to bring you to a porn store.

>>34620033
No its about the depth of one knuckle, really not far in at all. It's sort of between your ass and your balls.

>>34620021
Don't be a pussy. Amazon ships discretely.

>>34620021
I bought one of those ones with balls and a suction cup on the bottom.
I'd never done anything like that, considered myself pretty much straight, about one month in I was riding that fucker like a bitch and cumming hands free.

>>34620114
it's not that, i just don't want my fucking parents to find out i bought a dildo, and knowing my luck it would get delivered when both of them are home

>>34620126
>riding that fucker like a bitch and cumming hands free
I still can't make myself cum w/o fapping along with it.

>>34620146
use an amazon locker

>>34620146
It's really not as complicated as you think it is. As long as your parents aren't assholes who open your mail, then you'll be fine. Just say it's vidya or some shit.

t. dildo got delivered when parents were home

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>>34618533
>tfw I can't find my prostate so that I can play with it directly
>tfw I just fuck myself with a dildo until my legs give out
I guess that works too.

>>34620193
they are nosy fuckers and have no sense of privacy, so they'd probably open it tbqh

>>34620217
Order some test packages the week before or something, and see if they do anything to it.

>>34620217
Just rent a P.O. Box then, they're cheap.
They're like $10 for 3 months,

>>34618533
Some one give me the rundown on these things. I'm thinking about getting one

>>34620174
You have to go for quite a while, start off real slow and build up into a steady rhythm but don't go out of your comfort zone. The more you do it over time the faster and deeper you can take it, it took me at least a week to be able to properly go up and down on it. Eventually you'll start to feel tingles deep inside and it might be frustrating like you can't quite release it, try stroking your dick a little then and you'll have an anal orgasm and a normal one. Eventually your body will become accustomed to the feeling and you don't have to touch your dick at all. Not everyone can cum from it though afaik

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I already have a massager and I'm thinking about getting a dildo to actually fuck myself with.
Is it worth it?

>>34620259
It sits against your prostate and the other bar sits in your gooch. It creates a rocking motion naturally and you have to try and hold it between the two sphincters in your ass, so they fight each other for it. There's breathing methods and all sorts of shit, its not a quick fix.
Eventually you can have multiple, full body orgasms.

>>34620114
"DISCRETELY"

as long as you think the word discretely entails having a package sent to your name with the tag "ELECTRONIC MASSAGER" or simply "MASSAGER", if youre lucky

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Fucking stop it.

Oreeeeginial

>>34620263
Yeah I can take it well, and usually I feel tingles , but that's it.
Like with fapping theree's a constant buildup, and you know pretty well when and how close the orgasm is coming. Anal alone, I just get bored with waiting, cause yeah it feels good, but I don't feel a sense of buildup or anything no matter how fast or deep I go.

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>tfw live with gf
>never got a chance to be a degenerate

>>34620318
I ordered it along with something else and they both came in one generic brown box with no contents tags.

>>34620266
>Is it worth it?

Anal play orgasms are the most satisfying in my experience, but it depends whether you can get into it desu.

If you've ever found yourself 3 fingers deep in your ass with your dick situated above your mouth muttering "I love you" over and over while imagining him finishing on your face, you'll probably enjoy it.

>>34620363
>having a gf
>not doing degenerate stuff with her

>>34620367
hmm, maybe because both things were put together into a single box and that changes things for some reason

i can't even tell if im hitting it lmao

>>34620499
you'd know it if you hit it. you feel this nice pressure behind your dick. maybe you aren't pushing hard enough

>>34620426
Not if she's a vanilla as fuck failed normie

>>34620525
maybe
i just kinda push inwards a bit, it feels good but nothing like what people describe, i'm scared to push any harder though

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>>34620363
Ask her to peg you in your butt.

>>34620021
If you're that worried about it, make one yourself out of carved and sanded wood coated with several coats of food-grade epoxy. It ain't that hard to figure out how to craft a freakin' dildo. Just make sure you make it out of something that can be sterilized easily, is food safe, and won't break or cut you.

>>34620532
let me tell you something about women, they don't know anything. They are literally a programmable hole to fuck. That's why girls pretend to like things guys like without actually liking them. They have to be told what to like.
It's the same thing in the bedroom. They only know how to lie there like a dead fish until your done filling them up. It's your job as a man to teach them what you want them to do. What her to zuck ya dick? pull her down there. what her to finger your asshole? grab her hand and make her put it up your shitter.
why do thing stacy's are always so good in the sack? because they've been with thousands of chads and learned shit you've never even heard of yet.

>>34620499
Same here. Sometimes I can kinda feel something in the head of my penis but I can never have an orgasm from it, tried for up to about an hour. I precum like crazy from it though. I've only used my fingers, would a dildo make me orgasm?

>>34620693
Probably not. Pure anal orgasms are hard. They take a lot of patience and arousal, which may take days to build.

>>34620499
Some people can't feel it but you can still stimulate it.


Also, here fags.

http://www.sexinfo101.com/analmasturbation.shtml

>>34618533
I tried to warn you, its all placebo effects for faggots. There is no pleasure from it only a quicker way to cumcum

>>34620571
>>34620621
There's also the issue that I'm not even sure if I want to. When you wear the pants in a relationship for 3 years I think it's gonna be weird to suck your partner's plastic dick and get buttfucked by it. Would rather get a dildo and put on some 2D because then I can attribute what's happening to an actual dominant personality.

>tfw tried average sized dildo AND a bad dragon and still haven't gotten an orgasm

>>34620751 speaks the truth. It makes the the cummies sensation stronger but I've yet to achieve any orgasm hands-free. I've tried multiple times, one time went an hour long thinking I could do it.

>>34620751
>>34620879
t. bitter cumlets

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>degenerate furfag
>really want a fox dildo off of bad dragon
>know I would probably kms if parents found that shit
I really need my own place.

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Does it count as a hands free orgasm if my dick was rubbing against my thigh?

>>34620727
>may take days to build.
What? How the hell am I supposed to build it up over the course of several days? Can I sleep?

>>34620965
If you're so good at it then please teach us how.

>>34621042
From what I've heard it's not a prostate orgasm unless you don't ejaculate.

>>34621078
>What? How the hell am I supposed to build it up over the course of several days? Can I sleep?

What I meant was training yourself to be receptive to nothing but anal stimulation. That means no teasing your cock and, some sessions, not orgasming at all.

>>34621078
>it's not orgasm unless you cum

false

you can experience the climax of orgasm many times over with your bp, thats why you generally hear people saying they constantly dribble precum, an actual shooting off from it is that much better though

.t trans girl

>>34621142
this, go 100% of the way. stop half assing with your bp, stop fapping, you dont need it and the orgasm is childs play in comparison

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>>34620363
I hate this fucking feel
didn't even get to fuck another girl normally
>tell her I'm kinda interested in getting a dildo for me
>she pulls the disgusted face and says "whatever works for you"
>never again

>>34621483
>be male
>cant have sexual freedom

gfs are a meme

>>34621142
>>34621199
do either of you have a good training regime to follower or what have you? would like to get better at anal orgasms but i end up getting bored and just fap kinda

>>34621712
i a couple letters there, my bad. Regiment

>>34621712
do what that post said, you cant give your penis the time of the day

as far as actually doing it, make sure you get alot of lube/spit, dont do short jabs do long strokes, if you are open to it, look at videos or pictures of cocks and sissy hypno stuff, works for me

>>34621815
i usually go a couple days of non penis action and then go for anal. i didnt know if you had like a routine you went through for the training like this one. https://soundgasm.net/u/kinkyshibby/F4M-Orgasmic-Preparation-HypnosisClenchBrainwashingLoopTrainingto-doKegels

>>34621142
How do I stop masturbating without an orgasm? I think I would feel on edge if I had an hour long masturbation session and then just pulled up my pants and acted like nothing happened. I wouldn't be able to concentrate on anything else for the rest of the day because I'd be too horny.

>How do I stop masturbating without an orgasm? I think I would feel on edge if I had an hour long masturbation session and then just pulled up my pants and acted like nothing happened. I wouldn't be able to concentrate on anything else for the rest of the day because I'd be too horny.

Well, 2 things:
1) Anal "edging" doesn't feel the same as cock teasing. Long story short is that the "I don't need to cum to feel satisfied" meme from women is true in my experience.
2) You're trying to keep yourself aroused and ready for the next session. That's what I meant by "taking days to build" in >>34620727

I tried to fall back to sleep but my prostate would not allow this.....
...I got up, took a leak, and crawled back into bed. I tried to fall back to sleep, but my prostate would not allow this, so I inserted the Eupho which was lying beside my bed and rolled over onto my side. I was quite groggy when I felt the Eupho begin to move on its own. I rolled over onto my back and felt my entire body, starting in my groin and radiating into my chest begin to tense up while my arms went numb and my breathing became so shallow that I gasped for air.

Then a huge bolt of sexual pleasure shot from my hardening cock and washed my entire being in pleasure. My anus was in full spasm and the Eupho moved back and forth against my prostate as it simultaneously rocked my anus. I was now truly in a state of altered consciousness. The pleasure was so intense I felt like I was dreaming. I felt nothing less than total bliss as wave after wave of pleasure bathed my body. I had no control over the Eupho's movements and writhed around the bed.

I rolled over onto my stomach and the stimulation on my cock was so intense I ejaculated onto the sheets. I rolled over onto my back and the Super-O's continued unabated! I lost all sense of time and place. I was total Id. I do not recall how long my orgasms continued before I removed the Eupho. This experience was truly incredible. I awoke several hours later not believing that this happened, but the stain on the sheets proved that it did. This was definitely my best session ever.

>>34622147
Nice copy pasta from the aneros forums m8

>>34621970
>days

lol! try months at minimum

didn't watch but i've done kegels basically most of my teenage years, it does give you more control, no question about that, but think of it more like foreplay not preperation. do you start jabbing at yourself as soon as you lube up or do you slowly finger yourself for a few minutes while you start fantasizing? it all makes a difference. same with regulary fapping. jerking off staring into open space while standing up or getting comfy and compiling a good list of things to watch and edging for a little while, that sort of thing

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>tfw first time I came anally was at work

>>34622269
boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
that's why i fap
on company time

>>34622099
I don't feel satisfied from anal masturbation if I stop after an hour. It's only pleasurable when I'm incredibly horny and consequently my dick is hard the whole time. I know some people stay flaccid during anal masturbation, should I try to do that next time?

>>34622269
Boy anon, I've heard of people getting screwed over by their bosses but you took it to the next level!

Tfw can't find my prostate anymore

>>34622292
beautiful

>>34622331
>screwed over by their bosses
I wish
my father were my boss