*blocks your path* wat do robots?

Beg him to smother me with his belly

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>>34618596
>him
smdh family

>>34618555
genuflect

/origins

>>34618555
assume its gender and watch it die of a stroke

"Damn right we do"

Then do a 360 and walk away

>>34618555
Trip xim, there's no way xhe could handle more than a few pounds of force to xeis leg before becoming completely off-balance

I'd call him a faggot in spanish.
Then call him a faggot in english

>>34618555
Use solid rocket boosters to try to escape the gravitational field

>>34618555
Tell him to do a barrel roll.

>>34618596
>him

I want to cut a vertical slit into its belly, remove it's entrails and crawl into the empty space and wear it like a hermit crab.

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>loudly shitpost at him until he gets angry
>"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG" over and over
>pinch his fatty rolls and run away from him
>he can't catch me or run for very long
>continue harassing and shitposting in his face
>revel in his inability to respond to my malice

toss a jelly donut into the crowd of shitlib assholes and watch it bulldoze through half the crowd killing many

>>34618555
Honestly? I don't know. I don't frequent places a fat fuck like that would go to...

go for the shins

>>34618555
*blocks your arteries*

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Play it a lovely tune on my lovely flute

Turn for 540 degrees and walk backwards

>>34618691
>Damn right we do
who is we?

>>34619649
white people fuck

>>34618555
Throw a cookie out of the window and watch the earthquake destroys the city when that dude jumps through before going to where I was headed to.

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>>34619634
Pic related origiganly

>>34619634
REEEE recorders

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>>34618555
>sweep the legs
>leg gets stuck in fat
>try to wiggle out
>realize im trapped forever
>offer to become his meme slut
>suck his clit

such is the life, desu~~

>>34618555
>white people fuck

n-no u

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>>34618555
Suck his alpha Chad cock! What else would I do? Like whatare you guys gay?!?!?!?

>>34618555
play the pokeflute

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>>34618555
Scoff at his inferior frame.

He'd make a good sissyboi for me.

I- is that BULK from power rangers?

>>34618555
>White people fuck?
>What's up with the shit eating grin "amigo"?
>You saying we brown people don't fuck or something?
>You fucking fat entitled piece of shit.

>Proceed to beat the shit out of him
>Get kicked out of the country
>Wonder why I was on vacation in Fatland instead a glorious Nippon

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White people are so nice. Imagine a black guy with a shirt saying "fuck black people" or chinese guy with a shirt saying "fuck chinese people". These two guys would die by the hands of the own people. But this white man can walk aroud WP and they do nothing. All great empires get soft and decadent at the end. Kinda sad.

>>34618555
Say: "Love your outfit?"

>>34620129
kek <--- THIS ONE
kek <-- not this one
kek <-- nope
kek <-- uh uh
kek <-- fuck no

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>>34620129

BTFO!!

/origininal

>>34620300
*Love your outfit!

>>34618555
wonder to myself why I saw the exact same thread on /pol/ 4 hours ago

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>>34620843
probably cus it is XD

chad reporting in~

>>34618691
don't you mean do a 180??

>>34620951
And people say baneposting gets old...