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i really REALLY like how girls look

>>34700006
>2017
>appreciate holes in the meat

>>34700006
That's sweet , anon.
<3

>>34699968
You need to get out of here

>>34699968
What the fuck does this have to do with science?

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>got 7/10 gf
>we live in different neighbouring countries
>she would come over and stay for 1 or 2 weeks in my place every month
>every time she does I could fuck her as often as I want (even on her period)
>was really into me, it was borderline yandere
>when we're on different countries again she couldn't stop saying how much she misses me
>was being forced to be on her chat 24/7, if I take too long to reply her message she gets mad
>said that she wants to get married next year
>I was 20 and still on uni, can't even yet imagine myself getting a job, let alone marriage
>kept thinking about how soon in my life I have to lose my freedom to marriage and responsibilities that comes with it, of how for the rest of my life I will only ever fuck one woman
>I cried like a little bitch when I dump her, convinced myself that I had to do it for goodness of both of us

Vaginal feels better imo. I buttfucked a girl once and it felt like a tighter, drier version. I prefer the smooth moist feeling of vagina.

Everyone has preferences though, so give it a try.

>>34699957
you got sauce for the pic, op?

The vagina has more muscular contractions deeper inside it. It's got a more textured feeling and as the other anon said its more moist. The anus may be a touch hotter and tries to expel you to a degree. It's looser deeper but the sphincter is ibcredibly right and if you use lots of lube it feels very silky. Source: a girl from this very board I fucked in both holes.

>>34699928
>Am I fucked?

Shut the fuck up

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>>34699940
Sorry I just needed to express my happiness somehow

dont ask questions that doesnt have any good answers. you are the fucking man, dont ask her for a proposal.

>>34699914
Wow are you me?
This is pretty much how I've been this week. Crying over everything and anything.

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>>34699914
>>34699989
Same here, I cried and felt extreme pain in my heart while petting my dog last night while falling asleep. It was unbearable, the thought of her ever dying.

>>34699914
You're reaching the breaking point.

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it's 2017 you stupid retard

>tfw born too early to attack windmills

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>tfw it's the year 1291
>tfw siege of Acre
>tfw it's hot and boring

>too far gone
how big are you?

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>>34699856
Space doesn't exist. You fell for the NASA jew, kek.

Silly anon, you were in space all along

>>34699855
Biological female looking/acting like a guy?
I suppose I don't have anything against that.

>>34699855
Why girl look like boy?
Smash girl with man head in the face
Head smashed, no can tell if man or girl
Put bag over head problem over

>tfw no cuntboi to release all my anger and frustration out on

You do know that just controlling yourself is an option right? Don't be so weak

>>34699867
That's what I'm doing by not eating. But I want to know if anyone else is this way.

>tfw always had broken hunger signals
>tfw parents never stopped me from overeating as a child
>tfw learning to eat proper portions now and the hunger is painful

my brain is overclocked. that's why my forehead is always sweaty and greasy.

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This year I wilI get a bf.

>>34700000
quints for your good luck. only pwetty grills get bfs though.

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can you give me a quick rundown on what exactly you mean by that?

>>34699842
Quick rundown on them:

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

>in contact with aliens

>rumoured to possess psychic abilities

>control france with an iron fist

>own castles and banks all over the world

>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html

>They learned fluent French in under a week

>scientists pointed a special microphone at the point in the universe where the Big Bang occured

>This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

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I need a rundown, preferable a quick one

fucking lost immediately

>that kid who wore clothes with holes because his parents are inept

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>that kid without friends who'd walk up and down the hallway during breaks to pretend he was busy

Was me

>>34699810
Stomach aids.

F

Tummy feel bad, evil spirits in tummy, use knife on tummy to let evil spirits out, no evil spirits no bad hurt

>>34699810
You are pregnant, honey.

chads are a useful way to escape robotdom through friendship

people who bitch and whine about chads here hate you as much as they hate themselves and don't want you to succeed so you'll never leave the unhappy community of /r9k/

>>34699767
Roasties are the enemy

>>34699787
Succeed = become a chad.
The people that are here are unable to become chad.

>>34699696
go and enjoy yourself and wonderful FUCKING person

>>34699696
I wouldn't go if I were you. Stay in and order a pizza or something.

You should go, I gave up on going with others to concerts because I don't know anyone who'd want to go with me.
It'll be worth it, lots of people go alone, don't focus on the other people, just focus on the band and the music.