>It is the year 1498
it's 2017 you stupid retard
>tfw born too early to attack windmills
>tfw it's the year 1291
>tfw siege of Acre
>tfw it's hot and boring
>>34699894
Shut up you stupid bald faggot!
>1960, Glorious Nippon
>Dumbass parents lose war to round eyes
>Capitalism actually improving country
>Some Commie faggot starts talks about how awesome China is and how we should be enemy to whitey
>Get tired of hearing this and decides to take my sword and stab the shit out of him while he drones on about how cool socialism is or w/e
>Single handedly save country
>>34699979
>save country
>anime immediately blows up in popularity
>birthrate plummets because all the men are autistic virgins
>>34699999
Damn, those are some nice 9s
>all the eurofags are fighting eachother and getting their shit in a twist over the ottomans
>im busy exploring and getting land for free
>>34700004
That's a nice looking 4 you got there?
>>34700073
>/reddit/ doesn't get it
Wow it sure is great not existing right now. I hope this can last forever.
>>34700094
>tfw I pretended to be retarded on purpose
You just got TROLLED, how does it feel?
>>34700094
my dude you just got PRANK'D by >>34700122
>tfw I'm not alive for hundreds of years
Is there a better feel?
FUCKING HABSBURG LONG CHIN BASTARDS GET THE FUCK OF MY LAAWWWWNNNNNN
OOGA BOOGA
>TFW NO WOMAN
>>34699979
>Less than three weeks after the assassination, while being held in a juvenile detention facility, Yamaguchi mixed a small amount of toothpaste with water and wrote on his cell wall, "Seven lives for my country. Long live His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor!" Yamaguchi then knotted strips of his bedsheet into a makeshift rope and used it to hang himself from a light fixture.
pretty based desu