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>>42439308
I'm learning javascript currently. I'll get started with this as a downtime project in two weeks after my holiday.

>>42439308
Ask Scooby if he wants to be a business angel for you.

>>42439308
I don't need an app to help me eat less, I just use my willpower.

>>42439274
that 'za looks fucking horrible

>>42439323
>'za

You're the one who's horrible you hipster faggot

>>42439274
people who eat what they want and dont gain weight are always dyel

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READ THE STICKY FUCKING SKELLY REEEEE

>>42439340
let me off this one.
Im not only weak, im also dumb or lazy lol

>>42439365
If you can't read a fucking how to then there is no hope for you.

https://youtu.be/LL2XUTeoUsM

>>42439167
Always the damn breath.
Here is my experience with meditation so far.
>sit down on the floor.
>an't do the lotus.
>try to relax.
>focus on the breathing, one, two, three
>how much should I count?
>isn't this thinkin? fuck, I'm supposed not to think while meditating.
>try to get a clear mind.
>fuck, my back
>fuck, I lost my breath
>fuck, now I lost my posture.
>fuck this.

>>42439842
It's not supposed to be easy when you first do it you idiot. It is literally biologically programmed for your mind to wander. You will have to practice meditation to get it to not do so. Even then, you will not be "having no thoughts", you will actually be thinking without experiencing words or even sound. You will literally be silencing your mind and learning to control what you see internally. At high levels, when you get control of your body, you can even simulate and control feeling, up to and including Unions with a Consort.

You also shouldn't count breaths at all. Just breathe and focus on how the air moves through you.

trolling us?

Nigga gonna dye his hair black, unite Russia and China and start tellin people he's a descendant of Genghis Khan. That botox makes him look like a cheeky chinaman.

fishing is a good fucking sport you idiot
nothing unites you with your primeval instincts as a hunter of the human race more than hunting and fishing

you'd understand this if you had a girlfriend to take care of

Get one of those portable pullup bars you can hang from a door frame. Pullups, body squats (nice n slow, ATG), rolling planks... get a pair of 20-35lbs dumbbells to keep at home and theres PLENTY of exercises you can rotate to maintain gains while away from gym.

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>>42439063
I got the manlet genes
ALL OF THEM!

(old pic related)

>>42439063
My gf

>Malformed hip joint sockets lead to torn labrum
>Degenerative disc disease, 2 bulged discs one in spine, one in neck.
>Depression, Anxiety

Good thing she's hot and we split bills. Otherwise she's be fucking out.

degenerate knees here, gonna start juicing next year when I turn 25 in a retarded hope to fix them

>>42439027
I use only certain
Why? Because i already get enough protein from what i eat, so no protein powder. And 2. every thing else is really fucking expensive

I don't use anything else cuz to expensive

The quesiton i have, is the day i do use certain, why when i poop, there is little clumps of white or yellow shit like embody around my brown shit?

I don't use creatine. It's too much of a pain in the ass for 5% more power at my level (aka nothing) , and I don't want to risk losing any more hair.

>>42439027
been taking zma and l theanine for a few days now, immediately noticed an effect with the theanine

I want to see if there's an actual edge to be found in these things

>>42439014
>>42439014
I had the bathmate pro. (300USD)

The tl;dr is that the gains really aren't perminant but it's a fun toy. Gains can be .5-2" girth (no real length) and last for up to 24hr.


I got rid of it and now actually feel like I've gotten smaller, but that's probably just in my head. measurements are the same.

>>42439054
>>42439014
I wouldn't pay 300$ again, but I'd like to get an air pump that's cheaper for fun and taking dicc piccs

I have the hercules. Use it in the morning, fully hard, and I have a good .5 inches plus in girth for the remainder of the day. Only downside is I'm circumcised, and where the shaft meets the head swells up kinda weird, makes putting on condoms difficult. But it's a good tool

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sounds like a good opportunity to get better at something. few do this

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Put this on your background and read it to yourself every time you see it. it's the small things like this that will get you there.

We're all gunna make it :,)

>>42439008
>8 months
>1.75pl8's squat

I mean, listen little noob, at least now you know, fuck off with this shit attitude. What were you doing wrong btw?

Nope muscle will make the thing more defined. Also muscle wont get "on top" of fat.

If that isn't gyno I don't know what is

Just cut hard until you have almost no body fat. That is it. Get crazy lean and your pecs will be fucking defined. Simple.

>>42438899
The only way to keep your hair is to do actual cardio and eat a low fat diet

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"I don't want to lose my hair"

>>42438899
Drink more milk, it counters the creatine hair loss affect. When I'm on a creatine cycle I drink at least a gallon a day to be safe, hair loss is permanent...

Celery, broccoli, carrots, cauliflower, cucumber are all god tier with hummus. Bonus points for making ur own hummus.

>>42438903
Do you eat them raw?