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I'd try it

>>9409321
Seasoning blends are for plebs and beginners, but their hot sauce is quite good.

Is this Italian tajin?

>>9409228
Yea

>>9409228
I have a few.

>>9409232
>>9409236
>I have a few.
Do share.

>>9409219
Well I'm about to be hit by a hurricane so probably canned food if my power goes out.

>>9409241
dam. i think god is punishing florida for building with cocaine money

>>9409279
He's punishing idiots who live in an area that gets hurricanes on the reg and spend time and money rebuilding over and over again

If they can't control hair getting into food, they probably are lacking in other aspects.

Why do people think eating pussy is hot?

>>9409179
>>9409289
>>9409316
stuff i consider way worse I've found in food I was eating
>finger nails
>teeth
>bone parts

>>9409109
Egg Foo yung

>>9409116
I should tell you that their entrees are absolute shit. They taste rotton and greasy.

I hate paying for delivery too, since its only like a block away.

>>9409109
jesus christ OP are you me? also get beef and broccoli or sushi or mongolian beef

>>9409049
Yes, my tricorder readings are showing elevated levels of nightshadeophilic histamines in your upper GI tract. Being a doctor, I can confirm you are definitely going to benefit from whatever it is you are asking about.

Sincerely,

A doctor

>>9409049
For the stuff we eat it is the solanine that is a problem. Yes, you can have all manner of trouble from eating foods high in it, including your symptoms. Green potatoes are normally the worst offenders (since you can't really taste it and can eat a lot of it) followed by underripe black nightshade berries (since there's a lot in them, but its bitter so you don't eat much at all), and all green peppers (since there are cultivars of peppers like green bell and jalapeno that are purposely picked unripe).

Keep in mind that your problem may only be some gas and bloating. Try massaging your abdomen and see if that helps. If it does then its more than likely some hard stool and/or gas. Stuff like walking and running also have a similar effect of getting things moving and feeling better.

I think Tom Brady follows this rule. It reduces inflammation and increases recovery time, evidently.

>>9408951
Go' Pa'

>>9408951
Hey, purslane and egg whites aren't that bad and most people take it out of context. Both quotes just mean, "this shit is bland, gimmie the fucking salt".

Which is in line with your image.

>>9408951
i want to fuck that pancake

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This stuff right here. Look it up.

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>>9408895

>>9408895
mayonnaise, a little cider vinegar and chopped chives, mixed to a pourable consistency

>>9408840
Exercise more, eat fatty cheeses from grass fed animals, and drink 4 oz of strong red wine every day

You're probably buying fake or rancid olive oil

>>9408846

how does exercise affect cholesterol levels?

I already drink a lot of red wine and eat plenty of nuts and avocados. cheese will make me put on weight.

it could be the olive oil. I buy expensive extra virgin but cheap normal oil because I go through it so fast. it's certainly not rancid or fake - could be processed I guess.

>>9408861
>how does exercise affect cholesterol levels
Pro tip: you can type questions into www.google.com and you'll get answers

The price of the olive oil does not determine whether or not it's fake

In a blind test most people will choose the fake oil over the real oil because they are unfamiliar with the taste of real oil

>>9408811
Garbage tier food that flyover tourists were tricked into thinking was some kind of exotic "gourmet" street food

I wish them success because anything even remotely Islam-related becoming mainstream is going to trigger the sort of oxycodone-addicted hayseeds who are ruining this country, but I will not pretend the food is anything worth discussing

>>9408818
>smelly pajeet food becoming popular
Cool your jets salman

>>9408811
Overpriced shit food honestly, would only eat their again if I ever happen to become a drunk smelly cab driver in NYC. At least their hot sauce is actually decently spicy

... or does no one on /ck/ actually cook?

>>9408723
I draw the line at things that take a long time and/or specific environmental conditions to age/ferment/etc like most cheeses, liquor/spirits, and fermented sauces or condiments.

I do make relatively quick ferments that can simply be stuck in the fridge, like Kimchi. I also make many of my own cured meats. I've got a batch of Tasso curing right now, in fact.

I do make my own ketchup, BBQ sauce, etc, with tomatoes from my garden. Once you know what you're doing it is very low effort: dump ingredients in pot and simmer. When it's done, run it through a food mill and put in bottles or jars.

Of course there is no line for that, why would there be?

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>>9408696
Good Eats. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Good Eats. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Alton's existentalist outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the works of Kierkegaard, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Good Eats truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Alton's existential catchphrase "Give Peas a Chance," which itself is an ironic double reference to a cold-war hippie phrase, and an edible garden vegetable. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alton Brown's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Good Eats tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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>>9408696
3xD my dudes and dudettes.

>>9408728
Alton Brown is a top tier faggot

>>9408584
yeah same. i mean i dont go to such lengths, but i think i prefer cold pizza as well. and cold food in general as well, almost any food I prefer cold, except for cases where it's disgusting, like slabs of fat in soup

You are a horrible sick person, literally worse than pedophiles and Hitler.

>>9408584
What your tasting is the sugars, which are more prominent in colder foods

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>>9408468
Why bother, when I can just head down McDonald's for a juicy, delicious McChicken?

>>9408468
Stop it OP you're embarrassing me in front of my best friends. Just buy frozen patties and move on. Bubba burgers are pretty good.

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>>9408501
In America, McChicken looks like this.

>>9408363
One caffeine pill of 60mg does to me about the same as 2 65mg cups of coffee.

>>9408363
I dont drink coffee or tea for the caffeine I do it for the taste

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