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Caffeinated Foods 2017-09-09 06:30:41 Post No.9405398
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Caffeinated Foods Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:30:41 Post No. 9405398 [Report] [View this topic]

hey /ck/,

just ate one of these caffeinated chocolate bars.

The chocolate was terrible and the whole thing was absolutely overpriced, and I'm sure I could do better. How would you go about making your own caffeinated food, /ck/?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:32:17 Post No.9405405
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:32:17 Post No.9405405 [Report]

I would drink a lot of covfefe and piss on it

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:33:03 Post No.9405414
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:33:03 Post No.9405414 [Report]

I hit start on my coffee maker

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:34:50 Post No.9405425
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:34:50 Post No.9405425 [Report]

>>9405398
They sell chocolate covered coffee beans which apparently have a lot of caffeine. I've had them before, they're tasty but nothing hits me like a red bull or Pepsi/coke with coffee mixed in or just a coffee works pretty good.

Anonymous
2017-09-09 06:25:36 Post No.9405374
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:25:36 Post No. 9405374 [Report] [View this topic]

BAM

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:26:32 Post No.9405378
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Just gonna put 60 or 70 cloves of garlic in there...

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:59:06 Post No. 9405261 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm looking for a slow cooker to cook a bunch of food at one time in order to refrigerate it and reheat latter for easy meals. What size of slow cooker should I go for? I'm trying to decide between either a 5 qt slow cooker or a 7 qt slow cooker. The 7 qt slow cooker will obviously let me prepare more food at once but I am wondering if it might actually be too big?

Also, does anyone have any suggestions for good slow cooker cook books for healthy but simple to prepare foods?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:10:01 Post No.9405312
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>>9405261

I use the Chefman, pic related.

I use it too make bone broth over days. I add my seasonings. Onions, Carrots, Whatever.

I do this regularly.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:15:38 Post No.9405333
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>>9405312
Did you get the 5 or 7 qt version?

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:22:10 Post No.9405357
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>>9405261
Not sure what the dilemma is here. I am pretty sure you are not obligated to fill a crockpot all the wall to use it. In fact I am making a half pot of BBQ meatballs right now for my brother's cookout.

Unless counter space or price is an issue, just get the larger one so you're covered no matter what.

Anonymous
2017-09-09 05:58:35 Post No.9405258
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:58:35 Post No. 9405258 [Report] [View this topic]

What dessert should I make to make a guy fall in love with me?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:59:31 Post No.9405265
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:59:31 Post No.9405265 [Report]

Dessert does not make men fall in love with women

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:00:02 Post No.9405270
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:00:02 Post No.9405270 [Report]

>>9405258
Tender caring, intelligent discussion, and being willing to go out of your way to do things to help him the same way he does for you

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:00:02 Post No.9405271
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>>9405265
Have you tried?

Anonymous
2017-09-09 05:56:20 Post No.9405248
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:56:20 Post No. 9405248 [Report] [View this topic]

What do y'all think of my lunch?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:58:26 Post No.9405257
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:58:26 Post No.9405257 [Report]

I think it filled your belly up with some amerimexican goodness. I hope you ate some veggies though, those look like theyll put a dam in your shit canal

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:59:49 Post No.9405267
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>>9405248
What kind of burrito is what I would need to know to inquire about answering your proposed question

Anonymous 2017-09-09 06:00:58 Post No.9405276
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>>9405248
>not arranged into swastika
one job
you had

Anonymous
2017-09-09 05:52:45 Post No.9405241
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:52:45 Post No. 9405241 [Report] [View this topic]

I was told that Germany had the best beer. Since moving here I have found that it all tastes like sweet lager piss.

Am I missing something? This swill cannot be what people actually come to the Oktoberfest for is it?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:57:50 Post No.9405254
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>>9405241
You were told wrong. German beer culture is actually not that big as people think, and that misunderstanding largely comes from certain festivals like oktoberfest.

If you want variety you should go to Belgium.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:58:41 Post No.9405259
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>>9405241
Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock. Trust me.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:59:14 Post No.9405262
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>>9405241
>moved to germany
are you syrian?

Anonymous
2017-09-09 05:43:42 Post No.9405219
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:43:42 Post No. 9405219 [Report] [View this topic]

You're having teriyaki at the mall. You've already put on hot sauce.

There are also packets of soy sauce and black pepper.

Do you make use of them?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:49:55 Post No.9405233
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:49:55 Post No.9405233 [Report]

>hot sauce
>teriyaki chicken
maybe just use teriyaki sauce you piece of shit

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:50:49 Post No.9405236
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>>9405233
sweet and hot go together, you neanderthal.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:51:58 Post No.9405239
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>>9405219
looks like it could use some sour cream 2bh

Anonymous
2017-09-09 05:30:05 Post No.9405172
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:30:05 Post No. 9405172 [Report] [View this topic]

Can frozen pizza be better than real pizza?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:30:40 Post No.9405174
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:30:40 Post No.9405174 [Report]

No.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:30:50 Post No.9405176
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:30:50 Post No.9405176 [Report]

>>9405172
No

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:38:33 Post No.9405204
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:38:33 Post No.9405204 [Report]

I rather eat frozen than anything that comes out of Italy or California but you did specify (real) pizza.

Anonymous
Deep Fryer 2017-09-09 05:29:14 Post No.9405168
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Deep Fryer Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:29:14 Post No. 9405168 [Report] [View this topic]

Just purchased a deep fryer. Any suggestions on random fun things to deep fry today? It's my cheat day so anything goes.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:30:49 Post No.9405175
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>>9405168
Deep fried testicles.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:34:09 Post No.9405183
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>>9405168
An ice cube.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:34:58 Post No.9405189
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Mozarella sicks, tator tots

Anonymous
2017-09-09 05:20:35 Post No.9405140
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:20:35 Post No. 9405140 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to start the most successful pizza chain in the world. Before that I need a single shop. And before that I need to know the basics of pizza.

Where, besides working in a pizza shop, can I learn about pizza ovens, dough, toppings etc?

Pic related, I don't want my pizzas to look like these

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:24:56 Post No.9405156
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>>9405140
These look like shit, american greasy 'pizza' doesnt come even close to the real thing.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:26:03 Post No.9405158
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>>9405140
This is the internet...

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:55:22 Post No.9405244
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>>9405140
>I want to start the most successful pizza chain in the world.

Your goals are unrealistic. You must have better goals, and success will follow naturally. You need REAL goals, like, "I want to open a pizza restaurant that doesn't bankrupt me and fail within a year". Reach that goal, and then move on to the next one.

Anonymous
2017-09-09 05:18:34 Post No.9405135
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:18:34 Post No. 9405135 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do Americans think wine is a conspiracy to publicly humiliate them? What makes it unique?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:25:09 Post No.9405157
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>>9405135
cultural baggage from prohibition I suppose

if you watch old movies, drinking wine is used to symbolize elitism, foreignness, and so on

it's the gastronomic equivalent of slipping on a banana peel. it's long since lost any connection to everyday experiences, but everyone still somehow "knows" that it's a funny thing that could happen

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:28:02 Post No.9405164
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:28:02 Post No.9405164 [Report]

>>9405157
Partially true

On top of this America didnt produce as much wine as beer/liquor for a very long time. It just wasnt as available.

Because of this Wine is viewed as something incredibly Niche. Its getting better though.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:31:38 Post No.9405178
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>>9405164
we still don't produce that much wine. languedoc's output alone exceeds all of the US combined and that's only 1/3 of france's total output

Anonymous
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^_^ Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:01:44 Post No. 9405071 [Report] [View this topic]

> consumes 10,000 calories

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:04:38 Post No.9405074
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>>9405071
so like two hamboigas?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:04:39 Post No.9405075 [Report]

wtf is this?

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>>9405075
her name is literally KINO(shita)

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:59:52 Post No. 9405067 [Report] [View this topic]

Which is better, and what is the difference in taste? Also, is this the best pre-packaged ramen you can get in a typical chain grocery store? I have only ever had top ramen and marachuan. Are these worth the extra money?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 05:04:03 Post No.9405072
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>>9405067
>top ramen
>top
says it right in the name, dumb dumb

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>>9405067
You can buy 20 spicy shin ramens on amazon for 16 bucks. That's good enough for me.

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>>9405067
they are like a buck each, what are you, poor?

yeah these are worth the money
i always get the top left one, but i would get the top right one if it were available

Anonymous
STEAMING THREAD 2017-09-09 04:33:52 Post No.9404979
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STEAMING THREAD Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:33:52 Post No. 9404979 [Report] [View this topic]

I've been fighting with and repairing bamboo steamers all my life. They cost about $20 in my area and I repair them twice a year and replace them once a year. Time to move on up. I just bought one of these.

FYI, bamboo steamers are easy to repair with some 2-part epoxy, toothpicks, and bamboo skewers. I just drill holes for the skewers and toothpicks, fill them with epoxy, and insert the skewers and toothpicks. I find it is best to do this before you even use the bamboo steamer the first time instead of for repair. They last 4-5 times longer than normal with hard use.

Do you have any tips for steamers, /ck/?

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>>9404979
I like making steamed Japanese purin.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:36:28 Post No.9404985
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>>9404983
PUDI PUDI

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>>9404983
Thanks for reminding me about all those no-bake, no-steam "Mushi" purin recipes online. I've been meaning to try this one,

https://www.justonecookbook.com/custard-pudding/

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:32:32 Post No. 9404976 [Report] [View this topic]

How the fuck do I oven cook frozen fries without it sticking to the bottom? I don't want to grease the pan up because of those extra calories nigga.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:33:38 Post No.9404977
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>>9404976
I just put them on foil. They "stick" somewhat, but you can just pry them off no problemo. I've never needed to grease anything.

I use the shitty ore-ida crinkle fries btw

Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:33:54 Post No.9404980
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>>9404976
Stand them upright.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:38:26 Post No.9404993
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>>9404977
Foil, eh? I guess that might work. Thanks.

>>9404980
Nah wait fuck the foil. THIS nigga has the right idea.

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