Can someone identify what Cristiano Ronaldo is eating?
another one
>>9404921
Squid probably
cock is the preferred diet of the beta nu male
Hey guys Becky here
I need some protein rich meals to help me bulk up. Help a gal out?
hotdog
>>9404890
You're not fooling anyone Ryan Reynolds.
First reply is not a stupid joke about having a special protein shake for her.
What's wrong with you folks? Are you ok?
>getting food at chipotle
>stupid ipad pos system
>asks me how much I'd like to tip
FUCK OFFFF
>not tipping our AI machine overlords
wew lad, risky
>>9404875
>Chipotle
Hi I like to overpay for shitty anglicized Mexican food propagated by McDonald's then get triggered when they try to rip me off. Just go to your local taco truck they always hook it up good homeslice.
>>9404931
>muh local taco truck
>paying $2 for tiny "authentic" taco consisting of greasy meat, cilantro, and a lime wedge
I just bought $65,000 worth of succulent hot dogs how should I prepare them?
In ur butt LOL op has a big butt
>>9404860
Boiled in hot water using the steam to hydrate the buns. I don't want to start a condiment war but I prefer a spicy mustard with kraut, onions, tomatoes, and banana or game peppers.
>>9404873
OP is talking about child sex trafficking of underage boys that Barack Obama participated in when he spent $65,000 of taxpayer money on said child prostitutes.
When it comes to canned pasta, these are probably without a doubt the two most iconic and famous of products. The question is, which is better?
>>9404776
>not beefaroni
pinko godless commie detected
>>9404776
Chef the Boy.
>>9404776
>canned pasta
Get a load of this cuck.
Pineapple on pizza?
original and inspiring, op
>>9404727
Hawaiian pizza is Canadian. Why would alolans eat it?
pineapple definitely belongs on the pizza
>Enjoy the taste of fruit yogurt
>But the slimy texture of the actual fruit bits in the yogurt makes me cringe
I fucking hate it, I just want the flavor without the gross little bits in there, I always just eat vanilla yogurt because its so gross.
>>9404562
I get plain Greek yogurt and add my mom's homemade jam, sometimes granola. It's amazing.
>>9404562
You should've been smacked by your parents more often you picky little child
>>9404577
This. Op is literally retarded. He could add jam. He could make a fruit flavored simple syrup. He could just buy fresh fruit and cut it up and add that.
what kind of spices and seasonings do you use to make stir fried noodles besides soy sauce?
garlic, tamarind, fish sauce, sugar & lime is my go to
lao gan ma & hoisin is good
I will dry rub my meat with 5 spice beforehand.
Tears of starving Tibetan children. Maybe some Japanese blood, but i save that for special occasions.
What are some good and tasteful ingredients to put on a veggie pizza?
Or in other words, what did you put on your veggie pizza that turned out great?
It's just me eating, so I won't bake the bottom my self. I'll get that from the store.
(I can't eat meat, as my body drains itself of B12 trying to process it. Resulting in extreme fatigue and migraine like headaches. If that weren't the case I would litter the pizza in tasty dead animals. No hate.)
this is going to be a sad shopping list.
Olives, artichoke, eggplant, feta, pineapple, pumpkin, basil, tomato, spinach, red onion, capsicum, chillies etc
>>9404441
blue cheese pineapple ansjovis olives onion in that exact order
Cheese or no cheese for your crave?
Cheese, no pickles
Also white castle breakfast is better than all the others
>>9404415
Interestng
I generally do not like pickles on burgers, but when it comes to White Castle I do
I miss white castle. I live in the south and we have krystal, but the ones near me hire only niggers.
This is the best dish in the world. Prove me wrong
>>9404304
>Having your meat fondled by dirty arabs
Only when I'm dead drunk, and I usually don't even finish it
>>9404310
Tranny detected
>>9404304
Turks arent that tasty
What's the appeal of the luther burger?
Sweet donut glaze with salty bacon and cheese.
how are these. I have a deep longing for one
>>9404259
Forgot fried eggs
Anon, am I good at decorating food? I made this for my sis because she got sick with the flu but it looked so beautiful I decided to make a photo. Yah, that's rice beneath the egg
Bacon looks undercooked
its a weird combo of foods desu but the effort you took to arrange it is cute. i bet she appreciated it.
>>9404234
no anon you're not, and the fact you thought that was worth taking a picture of is really pathetic
You have 5 MINUTES to de-activate this almond.
What do you do?
Kill myself
>>9404230
>What do you do?
Sage report and hide thread.
>>9404230
>deactivate
There's no sprout, retard.
Do you have any idea what you are talking about or do you just mindlessly parrot bullshit because in your head it sounds amusing?
I want to start eating healthy.
Anyone of you know any tasty, low carb/low fat dinners I can make that might help me lose a little weight?
>>9404213
Honestly, I've lost 30ish pounds in the last two and a half weeks just by switching to an all mac n cheese diet. Is pretty easy, fills you up and you only need to chuck it in the microwave for two minutes. : ^)
>>9404213
*healthily
You eat healthily, anon, not healthy.
>>9404220
Sorry, English is my 3rd language