I've been flirting with this girl but one thing I absolutely cannot get past is her gummy smile, I am completely turned off by this lmao, am I just an asshole or do others find this unappealing?? Pic is her
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This is her when shes not showing that fucking smile and shes hot as fuck
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Those look like two completely different people
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>>18553348
They actually have a Botox technique that can help that
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How much is too much time with gf? 2017-07-25 02:26:36 Post No.18553343
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How much is too much time with gf?
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tldr: How much time should I be spending with her and how much is too much?
I have my gf at my house maybe once a week and we do something together once as well. We both do an activity at out uni so we see each other there frequently, but we try not to act super lovey dovey during work.
As for talking on the phone we call almost every night at the end of the day. We text on and off all day.
Am I talking to her too much?
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>>18553343
As a girl who spends three days of the week at her boyfriend's house, I would say, no, you fucking dipshit. There is no such thing as too much talking to her. Especially since you only spend once a week at your house, more communication during the week is good. Most girls feel happy to share words with their boyfriends during the day. As long as you do not feel overwhelmed, then it's fine. But don't suddenly stop talking to her and cause drama by making her worried that something has happened.
If you actually have evidence that she is overwhelmed by the amount of conversations, then you can always ask her rather than 4chan.
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>>18553620
Not OP
>you fucking dipshit
Pasting a massive immaturity sign right on your forehead. Obviously projecting your own issues onto the situation all while ad hominem attacking this man asking for advice.
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>>18553629
Toasted the roasted with what you posted
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guys i turned down sex from a totally wasted chick
she invited me to her place and jumped my bones
im kind of into her so i though that made sense. feel like a fucked up.
she texted me right away after saying shes camping for 4 days but if shes not she wants to hang out, havent heard back yet, do i write her off? or wait 5 days and make plans
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>>18553165
Hit her up when she gets back and try to set up a meet. Sounds like she likes you. Good move on not hitting while she was wasted. She could've claimed rape after the fact and you'd be in some deep shit. Not worth the risk.
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>>18553188
she came on to me heavy, but it was pretty much after the drinks, wasn't worried about rape but she might not have met up twice.
anyways i said let me know, shes either camping right now or i fucked it up
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>>18553188
This. Also keep in touch through out this 5 days to make sure she won't forget you. One day before she's back make plan to hang out, one day after she's back text her to confirm.
You're welcome
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EPIC WATCH BATTLES OF HISTOOOORY
which one ?
THE LEFT TT GMT 116713
MIDDLE BLACK SUBMARINER 116610
OR THE BLUESY SUB 116613
YOU DECIDEEEEEEE
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all three are a waste of money
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Sea-dweller. Unless you have little skinny girl arms, all 3 are simply too small.
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>>18553113
Manny the frugal MONGOLID
>>18553129
DENNIS THE DIABETIC DOOFUS
SHOULD I JUST GET THE DEEPSEA CHALLENGER? U BEN TEN BEACHED WHALE
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I love my girlfriend but fucking hate her kid. Every time I go to her house the little cunt acts unruley and wants to be a little shit.
I love my girlfriend but I wish she aborted her fucking kid. I can't break up with her because she tries to kill herself when I even make a suggestion so I just sit here and deal with it.
To top it off I've gain a bunch of weight in the last year or so and I've completely went from a 8 to a 4.
I'm scared that this is my future and I'm gonna be a balding fat step father stuck with a girlfriend I hate and kids that aren't mine.
What do I do?
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>>18553078
>dating a woman with a kid
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>>18553078
lose the weight ?.
dating a girl with a kid makes that kid your kid.
keep that in mind
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>>18553078
Run for the hills, OP. The kid's father figured it out, so should you.
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Anyone here think they are better off living life alone?
I've been thinking so much about it the past few years. Although I've never had a girlfriend before, I'm starting to think it is for the best to just go at it alone. I'm very observant and people often come to me for relationship advice (I have no idea why, but they do). After everything I've observed and heard. It's probably for the best. Right?
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Hey why not you can always buy a fleshlight and live however you want
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>>18553081
>fleshlight
Is that even worth the money?
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Relationships take a lot of work and one of the worst things you can do is rush into one. I haven't dated in six years, it's been liberating and nice. Single-ness is not the end of everything. Enjoy the time you have.
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My fetish/kink isn't functional in the bedroom with another person, but is embarrassing enough to ruin things with someone if they discovered it.
How do I get rid of a fetish?
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>>18553004
Can't help without knowing what it is
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>>18553004
What is your fetish?
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>>18553015
I don't want to turn this into a "here's how you can maybe use it in the bedroom" thread though. Realistically, most women are just gonna nope out about it.
But fuck it, I guess. It's actually two separate things. I have a Barbie doll fetish, and occasionally I've crossdressed. But I don't find guys sexually attractive. Still, these are things that are hidden in my house that I have to eventually get rid of to have a stable relationship.
I also have no desire to use them in sex. Like a woman dressing me up is the least sexually exciting thing I can think of.
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Originally posted in /b/ before I remembered we have a board for advice.
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cont. Also, I'm a hs graduate, was soon going to a college I hated because liberals
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>>18553003
Why can't you just save money first?
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>>18553003
Surely you at least have a friend who is willing to let you crash at their place for a month or so
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My brain literally feels like it is melting. wat do
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Put it in the freezer for a minute.
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Take a cold shower
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>>18552923
Soaked cold towel, ac or open the window depends on outside
also if you smell toast call 911
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sup /adv/
I'm single and bought a ticket to go watch a movie, but kinda regret going now because I have no one else to go with and I don't want to feel alone in the theater.
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>feel alone in the theater
You do realize that when you're watching said movie you're essentially alone. If you're talking to your friend or interacting during the movie then what's the point of seeing a movie?
I haven't seen a movie with another person in like 5 years, and I typically go to the movies once a week. I can see whatever I want and whenever I want. I'm not opposed to seeing movies with people but it's a lot more convenient to go alone for me.
What movie were you planning on seeing?
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>>18552907
you will acctualy see the movie
alone is better
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>>18552907
There is nothing wrong with it.
I'm going to go see Dunkirk by myself this coming Thursday
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Hey /adv/
Should I run FAR FAR away from a girl who is 27-28 and older than me (25) who is shy when we hang out and is a self-proclaimed nice girl/loves kids and is a pre-school teacher, but wants to show me her wild side and invited me for a dance.
She also doesnt have a FB but does those stupid snap filters
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bamp
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>>18552898
No fucking clue. We know nothing about this girl except the one sentence summary you told us. Just make a decision, dude. We're just a bunch of strangers on the internet.
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>>18552898
Sounds like a pretty perfect girl to me OP. Why would you want to run???
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I'm heading to uni (freshman) with a criminal justice major for my bachelor's, I need the bachelor's to become a detective at my township, however there are a lot of people against the police at my uni, any advice?
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>>18552888
>any advice?
If you were in the US I'd say being a cop automatically makes you a piece of shit. If you're in the UK, I dunno. I don't really know anything about the social impact of policing in Europe. If its what you want to do then go for it.
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>>18552888
Criminal justice is the most useless degree, period. Trust me, I got one.
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>>18552888
Criminal justice probably isn't worth it. For a while I was looking into law enforcement and many LEOs told me just get any degree.
Also, regardless what people say, being a police officer is a very respectable job. People who bash cops are close minded fucks
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I'm about to lose it, I have been looking for a job for over a YEAR now and am still working part-time making garbage money. I have a B.A in Communication and have probably applied to about 100 jobs and haven't gotten hired for anything. I've had a few interviews, but never got hired for the job. I really have no professional experience, I've never had an internship and at this point It's wearing on me. I still live at home with parents and I'm 24 years old, it's really pathetic honestly. My parents sound like they might kick me out soon because they can't stand that I can't find something that is 40 hours a week with benefits.
I have no career path at all, and I don't really want to go back to school to get a M.A. I have no passion in life and it really hurts my career path because I don't have one, I don't know how to get a career path if you don't have an interest in anything. Most people want to be dentists, lawyers, dietitians, veterinarians, bussinessmen, accountants, etc. I just majored in a field that doesn't really have a career path, and I don't have anything specific I want to do. Hell, I can't even get a garbage job because some of them think I'm over-qualified, I know that's what it is. They see I have a college degree and don't want to hire me, I guess I could try looking for jobs in different cities but other then that I don't know what to do. It really is wearing on my nerves, I'm afraid one day I'm gonna snap and just have a complete meltdown over this shit. My parents don't have much nerve left either, and for those that are wondering I can't afford to support myself so that's why I live with my parents. I work part-time, no way I could even afford an apartment. And my parents would rather me work full-time then go and get a second part-time job.
I don't know what to do at this point, I wish I had a passion for a field so I could somehow focus on a career path. I just don't know what I'm going to do, it's driving me crazy.
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i too had the same problem... didnt rly know what to do with my life, had a crappy job that i hated (working with less intelligent people takes a toll on you mentally) so after a couple of years i started hating myself every morning i woke up. then one day i said fuck it and went to ask for a job in a company that works with steel and ot took some convincing but they said ok lets give it a try... and it was like a whole new world opend to me... i rly like the job and im actually really good at it... got a promotion already... and for the first time in my life i like going to work and i think i could continue this carree and in a couple of years meybe open a small company with friends that also work in this line of work. ok im babbling now... all i want to say is go out and try different jobs even if its something you arent qualified... just try what can u loose. and meybe u gonna find something u like. i mean cmon i went to a cooking school and now im working with steel :)
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How about becoming an officer in the military?
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>>18552829
Where do you live?
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I want this dog
What breed is this
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Does it yap or bork?
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
or
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
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Mongrel.
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>>18552724
Looks like my wife's dog, it's a mix chihuahua with something else
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How do I change my life ?
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>high blood pressure
>Porn addiction
>concentration issues
>brain fog
>no job
>fat
>no gf
>depressed
I've tried changing these things in the past but failed
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start with small obtainable goals anon
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How bad do you want it?
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>>18552626
weight
> start with 5 push ups then the next day 10 then 2 days after that 15 and so on same with setups , blood pressure will go down with exercise and watching what you eat no tendies
> mc is always looking
gf
> go after fat chicks
depression
> stop thinking about it helps me
concentration
> quit watching so much porn
Porn
> only jerk it about once a week