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>meet girl over tinder
>talk a bit
>likes me and I like her
>look her up on Facebook because why not
>doesn't say anything about a relationship, cool.
>click on her first friend because why not
>says he's in a relationship with her
>what
>confront her about it
>she says thats her ex and doesn't know why it's still on there and she will shoot him a text about it
>that was 4 days ago
>still says he's with her

Am I being meme'd?
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>>18584581
Maybe the ex is a cunt and can't forget anon, you wouldn't know, why don't you ask her to meet and there you throw the subject and let her speak about it?
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>>18584593
Trying to set something up but communicating with her is a fucking hassle. I made a thread about it yesterday where her responses are so inconsistent. I was able to have somewhat of a conversation today and she said coffee Friday night, and I said sure, and tried to iron out a time, but I didn't hear a response.

It fucking annoys me to no end. Since I've met her I've had one night total of actual conversation.
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>>18584581
Just fuck her and stop looking for a relationship with a person you dont trust

Thinking about starting a satirical antifa YouTube channel need some ideas for a good name
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fuck off /pol/, seriously you entitled little kids think you run this entire chan, but truth is that nobody wants to deal with this lame-ass politics outside your cancerous containment board
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>>18584579
I agree with Anon here. Fuck off. Maybe it doesn't matter if you're from /pol/ or not, but /adv/ could care less about your trivial bullshit. Fuck Antifa, fuck your channel, and if you really want a name, ask your little cousin, who I'm sure you molest every time she visits.
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>>18584579
I just wanna shit post is that so wrong

Got my Wisdom teeth removed.. Can I still eat pussy after surgery?
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It's possible, though probably not the wisest thing to do. Same as with certain food, you'd have to make sure that the holes where your teeth used to be stay clear of infection or outside material until they close. If you can stay on top of that, it shouldn't be a problem.
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>>18584580
Should I ask my dentist..."Hey when can I eat pussy again doc? Thanks"... Hahaha
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>>18584558
I did.

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I'm a pretty angry person, and I've been trying to controlling it. It doesn't seem to work, and I get really heated over stupid shit. I think that the best thing for me to do is to learn how to use it in a beneficial way, instead of letting it be self-destructive. Does anyone have any advice on how I should go about doing this?
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>>18584534
eat, metal music, boxing or weight lifting, walking outside
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I use martial arts to channel my anger. Something aggressive, like Northern Shaolin Kung Fu might be right up your alley. It really helped me blow off some steam.
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>>18584559
>boxing, weight lifting
This basically. I get fucking angry in every competitive thing ever, from games to sports. When i get really angry I begin to do push ups (since I'm a lightweight person I do them with claps) until I get tired.
Other alternatives are buying a (don't know the name hehe) box bag and punch it till you get tired or out of anger; or do the same for lifting; you can also do pull ups if you have somewhere to do them.

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What the fuck is wrong with my pinky toe?

It only hurts when I put pressure on the right side where the pus is.

I can't walk well with shoes on. But without shoes, walking doesnt hurt at all.
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Go see a doctor
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>>18584537
i am american
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>>18584541
You don't have health insurance?

What are some ways to be a hero in the modern day? All I can think of are firefighters and EMT's, but I'm already set in a different career path. I do voluntary conservation work in my spare time. Anything else?
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>>18584483
Join the army
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Kill yourself and donate your organs.
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>>18584483
Learn CPR and carry a multi tool then hope you get lucky.

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Vent. Whine. Complain. Brag. Talk.

If you have something to say, say it here.

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>>18579346
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If you're not interested in me, just reject me. Please. Don't tell me you're going to take things slowly and then slowly talk to me less and less.
This is the second time in a row it's happened to me. I don't know why guys are instantly turned off the minute they know I like them.
Just tell me "I don't like you that way" instead of TORTURING ME.
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I haven't slept right in the past 2 months. I'll wait until my phone's battery depleted before going to sleep, it always feels like there's something left to do whenever I'm in my bed, awake, and with my phone clutched in my hand. I'm waking up in the afternoon, I can't go out running in the morning like I'd like to, and there aren't enough hours in a day. Whenever I stand up, I get light headed. It keeps happening. Not once or twice, but frequently.

I'm having a sudden realization of the circumstances I'm in, and the difficulties I'm about to face. I want to enlist to go out and experience life first hand, to travel, and to gain experience, but more than anything else I want to be financially independent. I want to make money, and I don't know if I should look into accounting. I want to sleep around in my youth, but I'd also like a family in the future, and the thought of never having a wife and kids terrifies me.

I want to be able to support a family with no problems. To be able to provide for them, and make sure my children are better than I'll ever be. If I can do that, I don't have a care in the world.

I don't have friends. I'm not a misanthropist, I don't hate people. I just don't know anyone I want to be friends with. My classmates aren't bad people, but they're not people I can be close with. I can't laugh with these people, I can't sympathize with them, I can't empathize with their struggles.

I'm not comfortable here. I don't know where to go because I don't know where I'd ever be comfortable.

I leave in a year. I have a year to figure things out.
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I love you, Blake. Its getting harder to keep on. I just want to go home.

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I am about to book a one week trip to Iceland by myself.

I dont know anyone there, I've just always fancied going there, I'm tired of everyone and everything, I want to be by myself.

Where do I start?

(also i'm a girl, not that it really matters but i dont think there is any nigger eager to rape me there, am i right?)
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I hope you get raped and killed out there you racist thot
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>>18584455
i'll take your mom with me
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Just went to iceland a year ago. Chill place with nice people, lots of tourists. Mostly European and Chinese it seemed. The icelandic people all speak passable english so its easy to get around. I recommend renting a camper van. I noticed them around and they seemed super convenient, for getting around and seeing all the water falls and what not. Most of iceland is very rural, so you can pull of and camp/ sleep in any number of places. The capital city Reykjavik is worth checking our for a day along with the Blue Lagoon. Also, bring lots of money, everything is expensive as hell. Like $16 for a simple cheese burger. If you like to drink, buy some booze in the duty free shop on your way in. Alcohol is super expensive, and can only be bought from Government stores or restaurants which have weird hours.

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I don't know what to do about an online friend of mine. I feel like this boy basically ditched me for anime and after it felt like he was ignoring me for a while, I stopped talking to him, because I felt like crap and felt that he's better off without me. But he confronted me about it, I apologized and we went through a period of not talking again. I was too busy to try and initiate conversation so a long time passed before I figured, okay. I guess we aren't friends anymore...? Neither of us are trying so I'll just unadd him and stuff, right? Well it took him a while to notice, but when he did he confronted me about it again. I apologized a lot this time, because I realize it was really, really petty of me to do that, but we still aren't talking even after he asked me to readd him. I tried a little bit to initiate conversation. Planned a movie night/tried to vc with him, but he was watching anime or had plans to watch anime. I can tell he isn't over the whole unadding thing too, because he'll bring it up randomly and I'll have to say sorry about it again.
I'm too stupid to understand what's going through his mind, but I'm afraid of asking, because it will seem really confrontational out of the blue...
I'm a girl if that matters at all. This stuff is on my mind more than I would like it to be and I think I just need advice or input or anything. All of this seems ruined and thats part of the reason why I unadded him in the first place, but IDK...! My other friends don't have very much advice for me so I don't know who to talk to...
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He's a cunt. Stop talking with him. I've been in this boat.
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>>18584468
this
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>>18584468
Ah, really? ;_;

But could you tell me more, about what happened in your situation?

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My last day at work is tomorrow, and this girl I work with posted in our work groupchat saying I don't do shit even though I do. Since I won't be seeing her again, I want to say someshit back for fun. What's something subtle to leave a bad taste in her mouth? I was thinking 'lmfao' and then that cry laughing emoji
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Don't say anything, you're just going to look petty and cringey
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>>18584407
Yeah, honestly, the best way to handle women in almost every scenario is just to ignore them. Acknowledging them gives them the attention they want.
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Either say "okay" or nothing at all

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Is 20 too late?

I have no vehicle or license, just failing community college with a 2.0 GPA and getting ignored by every employer. Family and single mom hate and control my life.
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>>18584406
Your life is just beginning. You can afford at least another 5 years of fucking up.
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>>18584406
>failing community college with a 2.0 GPA
Nigger how is that even possible? When I was in CC I had a 3.5 and I studied for not even an hour a day
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>>18584406
No, but start applying yourself in school. Study, do your homework on time and work on your essay daily so you wont procrastinate. You can do it.

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I work at an office all day where I'm alone with my thoughts, as edgy as that sounds.

I spend my entire 8 hour day thinking about her.

People have told me that they 'concentrate all of their time on one activity or hobby' but I get really lethargic and don't want to do any activity or hobby.

Other than "sucking it up," how can I be more productive while going through a breakup?
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Try caffeine. I also work at an office all day and caffeine plus headphones gives me a couple hours of boost to complete work with.

Can't get her out of my head either.

Why are traps basically women 2.0?
I met this trap who I have been talking to, and shes basically the coolest fucking girl in existence, really the only problem is she has no tits and she has a penis. The people she hangs out with are also traps and are all cool and chill as fuck... I want to try and get with her, but I'm nervous as fuck because of the whole she has a penis thing. What do?
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You sound young, so go for it. At least you'll know if you like it or not.
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>>18584394
admit that you're a homosexual, and then I guess just go be a fag with him and suck his dick. it's not rocket science.
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>>18584394
do what ray jessel did

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I invited a girl to coffee and we had a nice time, so I organised a lunch for the next meet. She texts me later saying she's just had a breakup, is in a complicated relationship with her friend and so isn't 'looking for anything'.

Does this mean I should swap things over to drinks and just treat this like a casual/FWB thing?
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I don't understand, what's wrong with lunch? Why change your plans?
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Uh if you haven't had the "benefits" part, I wouldn't get your hopes up.
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>>18584364
text her back
"just wanna netflix and chill then?"

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
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Hey ladies, do you even care about these threads? If yes, why?
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>>18584325
>be me
>shy
>decide enough was enough
>walk up to my coworker who i've been crushing on for a while
>immediately drop my spaghetti
>crush gets mad
>tells me to go
>bring one of my other coworkers to salvage the situation
>crush tells my bro-worker she thought what i said was cute
>she also said i was cute
>later that night we talked
>she gave me "her" phone number
>and that was that

i texted her that night, just so she can have my phone number.

>no reply

called her today

>no one answered

what is going on? whats the deal with this girl?
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>>18584223
I talked about my favorite band just now. I showed him something I saw at the thrift store and mentioned Amish people (we live in PA). We talk about shit that happened at work sometimes.
Irl conversations are never an issue but over text I hit this wall. The other day I tried asking him what he does on his days off. He replied to a different thing I said. What the fuck am I doing wrong? I'm trying to make conversation. I know he's not disinterested because he asked me if I like him, and then he didn't reject me.
I want him to like talking to me but I'm so afraid of talking too much and seeming desperate. I don't want to blow up his phone when he's probably got better things to do.
And I'm trying to refrain from expressing insecurity like "I hope I'm not bothering you" because I feel like that would be game over the minute I let the air of confidence down.

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