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Shitpost twice as hard


And then masturbate

>>18607715
Probably some lube too. For when you get fucked.

>>18607761
Don't worry my ass is so loose from my previous job.

Say you were anally penetrated against your will by a pack of Jamals and you need time to heal.

Just say you got shit to do and if you get it all resolved then you may still be able to go
> amateur hour

Say you had to schedule for an important doctors visit that you cant miss, or something like that. And then if you want to change your mind, say they had to push your appointment back.

Go to a dentist, faggot

>>18607691
Let me guess: usa and 0 public health care insurance?

>>18607701
This.

>>18607708
Or uk where this is as good as dentistry gets

realize that they don't gove a shit anout you. you're their client, their work. they don't like you and there is no reason why you should try to make them like you. you lie because you are afraid of rejection. comprehend that they are doing their job and that doesn't include "thinking you're awesome". you hinder them helping you as long as you don't dare to stick to the truth. you will never get any help if you show them some mask you keep up. you will stay all alone with your issues. so either be honest or stay mentally ill forever. it's your choice.
and you know exactly what's true and what isn't. itms a matter of getting used to not filter and sort your answers. maybe try answering RIGHT away and not think about the answer first. ofc some lies already feel liek the truth, but you know the ones, so force yourself to stick to the truth when they arise.

Or just repress everything and drink alone and die at 30 like everyone else

>>18607699
It's not about making them like me, it's about them making my life more difficult. If I tell them the extent in which I'm drinking, they'll try to restrict my life to keep me from drinking as a punishment. If I tell them their pills don't work and ask for different ones, they'll double my dose as a punishment.

Also I ain't paying them shit, that's taxpayer money.

and your question is?

Girls do that to everyone. You have to move fast and if you like her arrange to meet asap.

>>18607667
don't listen to this anon. trust me, if you saw him irl you wouldn't want to take adv from him.

Dating is whatever you make it. You aren't looking for something long term now? Great. You are looking for someone to marry? Great. You just want to sleep with as many people as possible and don't want any strings? Great. You attach your own meaning to it.

Just be honest with who you're dating what your expectations are. You don't have to explicitly state them out of nowhere, but don't lie if they get brought up just so you can get your dick wet.

Doesn't matter. Don't try to explain. Just leave it.

>>18607633
Whos looking that closely into it? Employers aren't looking that deeply like "hmm these three months with nothing in them are going to hurt your chances of getting the job"

You don't.

you should be fine but never say never

>>18607624
>She wont take emergency contraceptive s

Can't you use that against her in court so that you don't have to take responsibility for the child?

Fucks sake pay for her morning after pills

>>18607659

I mean, I get the feeling she'd honestly prefer to wait and see, and then go with an abortion. I'm really trying to not be a dick about it right now either since she's real shaken up.

But yeah, I offered to pay for the pill too

>>18607588
Have you told her how you feel? Did she reject you?

>>18608081
No, and not directly.

But she did give me the "your such a good friend" talk.

>>18607580
if you cut out both porn and fantasy you are basically turning into a vegetable state. that said, you should basically rely only into your body sensitivity, just touch the points that produce pleasure. without a starting amount of horniness from your brain i doubt it could happen tho

may i ask wtf are you planning anyway

>>18607631
where would a starting amount of horniness come from if you don't rely on fantasy?

i am trying to increase my ability to have pleasureable sex. and i want to train that during masturbation, too.
i want to be able to have orgasms that don't rely on me resorting to fantasy. but i also don't want to train myself to only focus on sensation and blend out everything else. that's why i asked if there's a way to "make love" to yourself. as in, charge the masturbating with some sense. i don't know how to better explain it. if i had sex, i'd say i'd try to increase intimacy and the connection with my partner, but how do you translate that to masturbation? how do you "increase intimacy and connection" with yourself if you're masturbating? i'm also still aware that i sound insane. but maybe someone can help me grasp what i'm looking for a bit better.

>>18607580
pleasurable sensations are all related to chemicals in your endocrine system. When you look at porn it tells the body to release hormones to allow you to climax, hence why your dick gets bigger and more sensititve. It does this because it assumes you are about to procreate, despite you knowing its not a real female you are almost tricking your brain into letting yourself come. To relate this to your query the higher your arousal the more amounts of these hormones are released. So contrary to your statement, watching a shitton of porn and edging for hours on end until you really 'feel' the need to ejaculate would be what you are describing, because by then you are only focused on coming and nothing else. The thought of climax alone would do the job.

don't worry, your upbringing probably fucked you up enough to not get considered dating material to sane people anyways. just go with the flow.

>>18607570
Am I doomed to crazies for the rest of my life?

Honestly I don't expect anyone perfect. I even feel relieved if the person I date says they're also not close to their family either.

I guess I'm just trying to gauge my overall chances with most people. It's not like I don't get asked out, but I always seem to find myself attracted to people who end up having close families. I'd usually give it a go anyway, but I always wonder what it's like for the other person to be with someone like me.

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It's hit or miss. Basically I'd mostly consider how valid it is, or if you're just being dumb and digging your heels in. The lack of interest in a family will also be a deal breaker for many people.

Not really unless you want to go to a 4 year college , which desu it'll be 40,000$ in debt before you even have a job then on top of that You need to slot in perfectly , or trade school

>>18607568
Mine was worse. Joined the military, went to community college for 2 years and finished with a 3.5 GPA before transferring for my Bachelors. 10 years later I make over $115K a year managing people with degrees from better schools and better high GPAs. You fucked up, but can fix it with hard work.

>>18607568
No.

First of all, you're 17 or 18. Virtually NOTHING you can do at that age will ruin your entire life.

Second, if you are specifically concerned about education, a B- average is far from the end of the world. It would likely get you into some 4 year colleges. And certainly if you do a year or two at CC and do well there, no one will ever even ask about your HS average.

why did it end when it was so perfect?
also, you only list physical attributes.
my guess is that your mental health is all fucked up.

>>18607552
Quite possibly, I don't know if my mental health is 'fucked up' necessarily but I definitely don't feel in a comfortable state of mind most of the time.
And we just fell out of love is all, still (genuinely) my best friend, can still talk till like 3am, never ever argued in about 3 years. We were just all round pretty good but maybe not romantically.