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Any good advice on getting out of the friend zone?
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Stop saving pepes.
Jk but really the friendzone is a meme. Ask her out on a date if she says no either actually be her friend or cut contact.
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Have you tried joining the fuckin Marines? Pic related
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>Ask her out
>She says she's not interested in dating right now
>Some truth to it because she just transferred to this school and is very busy
Not OP, but should I take her at her word in this situation? I'm looking for other connections obviously, but am I at a complete dead-end here?
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Other guys make getting a gf look easy 2017-09-18 01:20:02 Post No.18732862
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Other guys make getting a gf look easy
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Fuck, how do they do it ?
They make it look like a cakewalk !
I've been trying to get my shit together and started talking to more women, it's not working.
The thing is that I also failed my driver's license exam, so picking them up to go on dates isn't going to happen soon.
Should I just join a gym, gradually get fit, get that license then try my luck again with women ?
I'm asking for advice/I'm at a loss.
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That sounds like a plan
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>>18732862
Being fit is not a requirement
I had more sex when I just "kind of buff" at 210-215 than when I was cut up at 185
Having car is pretty important though. Your personality matters. Especially confidence.
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ehXHSaI2GF
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Not sure how to move on 2017-09-18 01:12:10 Post No.18732827
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I met a man on a bdsm site a few years back, and we've never had an official relationship, but we have talked intimately. A year or so ago we came close to being together than we ever had been and he ended up completely leaving me on the sidelines for someone else. Not even subtly either, he sent me texts meant for her. He told me it was because of my age. I am 21, and he is 40. (He spent six months of this year chasing a 21 year old that was stringing him along and using him)
About nine months go by, and I decide we can be friends. He would flirt with me passive-aggressively, and when I would call him out on it, he would say he didn't mean anything by it.
I ended up getting a boyfriend, and he was constantly trying to get in touch with me and was more sincere with his compliments, but I got distant with him.
That boyfriend and I broke up in March.
I still have dreams about this man. He is still in my life although I am a bitch to him now. I don't understand why he still wants to talk to me.
I know that if I let my guard down around him, I will be like putty in his hands again.
How do I move on?
Or at least not imagine every guy I kiss is him?
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You just wait. It takes time, but time is all it takes. In the meantime focus on self improvement so you can feel good about yourself and build up your confidence. Learn a new instrument, learn how to draw or start hitting the gym. You'll be a better and happier version of yourself in no time.
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>>18732827
>He is still in my life
Well cut him out then
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Quit being a slut, pic related
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I'm sure you all have had thoughts of that guy staring at your girlfriends ass fucking the shit out of her, or your lover getting ganged by black cock, that you secretly enjoyed but denied immediately
I'm aware I may sound like a braggy liar but I'm earnestly lost
I've had a sexual history that's helped me understand those sorts of wild kinks, understand the health of them, but now sex isnt fun in the way it should be. I'll break down what I mean -
I've been redicilously lucky in my career and physical maturity. I used to be fat and ugly and shit, but then got, although I have serious doubts about this sometimes, incredibly physically attractive. I'd gotten the girl I'd wanted for forever, and a training wheel for life that allowed me to save face whenever I failed. But she left me, and although we were your standard toxic couple at that point I was crushed.
I started aiming exclusively for women of power/that were older and married, and while I thought i did that because I was trying to shake being too hard on myself, it never actually turned me on. My fantasies became firmly set in group banging my ex, and I was against meeting any of these women's husbands, at the timee believing this was due to me just not being excited by that.
Things began to change when a woman's husband caught us, who wasn't warned. He reacted in a way I'd knew in the back of my head i wasn't mature enough to with sincerity yet - he was upset, but clearly understood immediately why she'd be doing this, ordered us to stop but left us to dress. Basically they handled it like people who loved each other and that genuinely turned me on. We continued for a very short time in spite of her saying she wouldn't, and that short little experience was at that point, the best sexual encounter I've had
I came to have more fun realizing what I was doing for my sexual partners, in that the nature of my encounters enabled them, you feel.
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I got to a point where I felt legitimately healthy, both in my sexual inclinations and self esteem were solid as fuck, I even started a relationship with someone near my age, where I wasn't possessive in the slightest. I was doing what I'd always done, having the best time of my life, being myself -
That is, until I remet a girl who was really really cool, but screamed 'I need good sex' like no one fuckin else. Like she was a year younger than me, but legitimately so put together as a person, that she wasn't suppressed by men, she suppressed herself for the sake of keeping people from getting their feelings hurt. We hung out a ton before we banged, and we didn't because she was still with her boyfriend, and she was legitimately loyal. She ended up skinny dipping with me once, and no sexual contact happened, but she left him and we banged - just because she hadn't in a while and was relieved we could actually do so, as wanting to fuck was the only thing that we wouldn't talk about.
She gets worried that id want to start a relationship with her, but I'm insisting that she needs to have her fun, that my being important to her wasn't diminished by a lack of a title, she was fuckin off the wall - her mind was blown, but she ended up, when she would have sex, have it with an ex of hers because he wouldn't stop bugging her about it. I'd get sort of mad, she'd get really apologetic, she'd go out on dates but never find someone she'd legit just enjoy fucking, so I took matters into my own hands and started introducing her to some standard kinky stuff - road head, flashing, dogging, Public banging, and her enjoying these things sort of cemented in me the notion that she could seriously benefit as a person from learning to have fun. I'd go through her phone and found a sex tape of her and the ex she pity fucked and made a kink out of it, mentioned group sex, but I wanted her first casual self based encounter to be of her own doing
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And she got really close, the final time she tried. It was her first day of school, she was at a party, she called me when she traveled, I asked if she was having fun, and made it clear that I wanted her to have as much fun as she felt like. I made it clear that she could have sex, and she was legitimately happy and believed me, in spite of not having anyone in particular she'd want to fuck. She told me in the morning she had sex, and I was cool with it and everything went great, until she mentioned that she took drugs that she was mislead to believe where different drugs. She specifically said they were actually bath salts, and the guy she banged wasn't high most likely, and she mentioned that the place I picked her up from was the place he stayed, so I was pissed. It turn ed out she meant amph salts, which made the situation better because she thought she had taken adderral, which made my sorta out of character anger a little more impactful.
I let it go, and she mentioned that she was seeing the guy around often, and I was cool with it - I learned stuff about the guy, and he was def just another boy who gained an ego boost by being around my chick. She was doing the thing again where she valued someone's friendship, and didn't mind the fact that he didn't give her good sex because him being happy gave her a problem free because person to deal with.
It got to a point where she'd banged him and didn't tell me because she and I were fighting, and it still didn't give her a kick, I had hoped she would at least have enjoyed it, but she didn't- then one night we went to a party where he was at. I didn't know what he looked like but she wasn't sure she was okay with me meeting him - she even got drunk and told me she was gonna go make out with him, and when I said I wasn't okay with that she said I should turn away. That was huge, she relieved herself of a heavy ass burden by taking it there, and found me saying she didn't want to hang with him
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Nice erotica.
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I just wanna increase my vocab and articulation when I speak and get rid of my fucking stutter, Please help :/
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:/ sorry you have to deal with a stutter anon, I used to talk with my hands, it helped slow me down, I stutter on occassion now exp when I get really excited.
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Lift heavy weights and take some college courses, political science or some other general arts electives that have a lot of reading/ writing. Alternatively, why don't you join the fuckin Marines?
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I'm a decent looking guy but my voice is not as deep as I'd like it to be, any good vocal exercises that can help me sound a little more like that homeless guy who went viral in Cleveland? Apparently having a masculine as fuck voice can help your attracting bitches skills, confidence and even your connections and respect that people bestow upon you.
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Non-meme, smoking helps. Don't do it though, you'll get cancer and it's pricey af.
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I don't think there's anything to do. Tenors are my favorite male "voice type" and I think they're also the most common in pop, rock, and folk. Moreover, two of the three guys I have crushes on have high voices, and I love how sweet and friendly they sound. Don't sweat it.
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>>18732741
Your voice might not sound how you think it does, being inside your head and all. If people aren't cracking up when you say something serious then you probably have nothing to worry about.
Getting bitches and connections is more about what you say and how than the pitch. Eloquent, precise, meaningful, appropriate for the circumstances.
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Hey adv, I've properally fucked up. My girlfriend took a pregnacy test and i took her to the doctor to confirm, and yep she is pregnant as hell. We are both 20 but we have pretty good jobs considering (I'm in the army and she works in a nursing home) only thing is like I said we haven't even be dating for a year. I do love her and all though I am very fucking terrified I do want to raise the kid with her. Its the right thing to do. I have been debating popping the question but I am not sure how she would take it. Obviously it is only because of the kid but I do feel like I would have proposed within the next couple of years anyway. Would it just add too much stress or is it the right thing to do? Neither of us have very old fashioned parents but i just want to prove to her im all in, and our kid will have two parents.
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>and yep she is pregnant as hell
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>>18732734
Sounds like you want to man up, good. It's going to be tough as hell but once you have that kid you will know it is worth it. Best advice, really talk and listen to your wife, you wont believe the shit fights that start because of miscommunication.
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Lol better re enlist in the Chair Force
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Fellas, I'm beginning to think my empathy's fading. No longer do I feel for people nearly as much as I used to and it concerns me. What do.
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empathy is a skill, not a feeling. you're thinking of sympathy
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When i send texts, i can send emojis and see them no problem, but when I get them sent to me they show up as "????". I have a Galaxy Note5, on Android 7.0 Help?
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it's because SMS doesn't recognize unicode characters
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What's the solution?
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Solution??
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How do you handle loneliness?
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Daydreaming. Using a regular checkout, instead of self-checkout. I don't know, man.
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By being productive. You should try it sometime.
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Can /adv/ give me some advice on my situation?
>Failing university
>Not hard course work, actually ez
>former room mate turned out to be stalker
>Had to move in with my brother
>Brother is drug dealer
>Constantly made to feel like shit
>Not many friends
>Got caught with weed and I have a court case now
>I've started using drugs a lot since my dad passed
I had some nice friends and stuff but they're Christians and they won't stop inviting the guy stalking me just because of how I feel. Or he'll know where I'm going and show up, people don't have beef with him so they don't care.
Like, I'm honestly ready to die or go to jail, I've refused a lawyer. I just want to be anywhere else and I know I can be happy if my external situation isn't a cycle of constant abuse.
I can bench 90kg, so if I went to jail I don't think anyone is going to try me.
We got robbed a few weeks ago and I had some weird white flash PTSD shit
>You know what my brother does?
Bursts into my room because it doesn't have a lock and starts humming shitty tunes like ring of fire as if his mouth is a trumpet.
I'm half asleep at my computer and
>BRRRRDDDDURR DUD DURR DURR DURR DURR DUH DUH DURR DURR DURR DURR
>BRRRRRRBRRRRBRRRR ABURRR BURR BUR BUR HMMM BUUR DURRRRRRRR
>HEY LITTLE CUNNILINGUS WHATS GOING ON
He's got ADHD. He couldn't give a shit when the police searched my dads ashes.
Two months ago he told me to kill myself (That's how I got the scars in pic)
I decided to ss my arm i'm really fucking sick of living like this.
My course work is at my apartment, I failed two assignments, I was too much of a bitch to go and get it because of the creepy room mate.
I want to live somewhere else but I don't have money for a bond, I've been looking. But I can't afford any of it.
I want to hit my head open on a wall.
I've been seeing a psychologist but that doesn't change my overall situation.
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>Failing University
Good job, you somehow fucked up an "EZ" course. Did you "Have" to move in with your brother, or were you overreacting? Are they really "Making" you feel like shit, or are you emotional? You continue to make mistakes, OP. You should have known the risks when you decided to choose pot over your education. You can keep being a mopey bitch or toughen up, try to get along with your retarded brother (or move out), and focus on your studies. If you don't try, you're going to fail, and it'll be nobody's else's fault. Whatever happens you have to keep trying, until something works.
Refusing a lawyer isn't the smartest decision.
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You do not owe him an apology. A truly pleasing person wouldn't use morality as a leverage to pressure you into something you are not obliged to do. He violated your privacy and you don't feel comfortable around him, end of the line. This guy is too much, try to cut ties with him. Ignore him, blank him, don't have anything to do with him. He's a fucking creep.
Maybe you can room with someone or search local ads, but I can't help you as far as finding a room. Ask yourself. Is cutting yourself going to fix your problems? Is it going to give you a passing grade? Fix your legal issues? Give that Jesus freak a mysterious and fatal heart attack? You seriously need to at least focus on your school, even though it's difficult now. Nobody else can dig you out of the rut you're in.
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What are some fun things to do with girlfriend other than fucking? 2017-09-17 11:43:45 Post No.18732650
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What are some fun things to do with girlfriend other than fucking?
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fuck in public
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Go swimming and have her sneakily play with your penis in front of everyone
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lol fucking is all a girl is good for. anything fun you could do with your girlfriend will actually be funner with a bro.
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>Work office job.
>Coughing or laughing a bit makes me pee a little.
>That's weird.
>Ignore it for 2 years.
>Day before starting new job urinate literally 12-14 times.
>Constant urge.
>Go to doc.
>Get perscribed cipro 500mg and some oxybutynin to help the bladder "calm down", he says.
>Doesn't really help.
>Finish cipro.
>A day or two goes by where I'm urinating what I feel like it normal. Psychological?
>I'm not peeing 12 times a day, but it's more frequent than I think it should be and when I gotta go, I gotta FUCKING GO.
>Standing up seems to make it worse.
>Urine runs down my leg standing in checkout line for groceries.
>Piss myself in line at the bank too. Everyone was staring at me because I was in very obvious discomfort.
>It seems like the MORE I think the LESS frequently I have to urinate.
>Standing up seems to make it more urgent.
>I feel like there's something in my bladder.
>Urine isn't unusually colored IMO, but a few weeks ago it was cloudy--but only AFTER I drank milk.
>Working a new office job.
>Don't want to run to the bathroom every 5 seconds.
>Going to see doc again next week.
Is this a bladder or kidney stone? What should I be drinking? Would something acidic help?
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Typo
>It seems like the MORE I think the LESS frequently I have to urinate.
Should be the MORE I DRINK.
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>>18732643
tie a rubber band around your dick or something?
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>>18732658
I don't think that would work. I'd have to have a constant erection, which would mean I'd have to have constant futanari in front of me.
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Okay I am having some issues.
>be poor
>need money to buy my way into a nice trip that will help my academic career
>no way to get the money
>rich guy I know offers to give me the money in exchange for sex
>tell him firmly no but all other ways to get the money fail
>boyfriend sells off some family jewelry to get me just half the money
>rich guy offers again, drops sex to just a blowjob
>I am reluctant but I do it
>he filmed it and says he will send it to my boyfriend if I don't keep him happy
>now stuck having sex (including doing things I don't even do with my boyfriend) with this guy to keep my amazing boyfriend ignorant of this whole mess
I'm pissed and see no way out of this. About the only positive is that he isn't loaning me out to his friends.
Help?
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>>18732582
lawyer, police, sue.
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>>18732595
but I agreed to all this
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>>18732582
Tell your bf. How would you feel if your spouse hid the fact that he cheated? Rather he'd find out from you and be sure to say that he threatened you. Even if you guys break up, he won't be hurt as long as you tell him. Good luck anon.
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So there's this girl I met that confuses me, since I don't really understand what's her endgame with me.
She started talking to me daily since we met. And asking me about my day and all that stuff and shit. I have female friends, and all of them don't talk to me daily, so I thought she wants something more.
The thing is that when I started insinuating a new level of attraction, she always seems like not accepting it. So I stopped.
But she keeps talking to me, she keeps wanting to go out with me somewhere. I don't really know what am I supposed to do since I don't think she just wants to be friends, but she also seems not interested in a serious relationship with me. And also, I don't want to disappoint her.
How should I deal with this?
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The question is, do YOU want to be go out with her. If not, she can fuck off with her mixed signals
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Do you want to be friends with her?
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>>18732543
I mean, how should I view her behavior? How should I act? Still as a friend, or she really wants _me_ to take the next step?