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Theres this one guy who acts all flirty around my gf and I told her I do not like it. She said hes just being friendly. I said you should have some self respect and stop it because it also makes me uncomfortable. She said that I think she is some kind of whore and and that I shouldnt be gettingjealous of her friends. She has stopped replying to me and now idk what to do...
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>>18732115
Just break up with her and move on. She'll be in that guy's pants within the week and you save a week finding a girl who respects you
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Why would you use the words "self respect" bruh, to her he's just a friend. It makes you seem like you're accusing her of something she's not doing. You went about this the wrong way.
Just let her cool off, apologize, and reword your concern. Let her know that he makes you uncomfortable, but that you trust her. Explain what he does specifically that bothers you, and ask her to maybe just be aware of this behavior.
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>>18732123
Self respect was probably a bad choice. Thank you for your input (OP)
I found my girlfriend's porn tumblr and it is full of that clown from the new IT remake.
Should I make fun of her, or dress up as a clown for her?
She normally is pretty open about her weird kinks but she hasn't mentioned this. I don't want to embarrass her but I don't think it's a big deal. Would it be mean to pick on her about information she hasn't volunteered to me?
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>>18732111
Dress up as Bozo the clown, take pics and post results
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>>18732111
Just start making clown puns around her and gradually ramp it up.
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Yeah it's mean. It's a lot easier to be casual and dismissive about the weirdness of kinks you DON'T have. Save the teasing for after she knows that you know and you've established mutually that it's no big deal.
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How do I make my girlfriend smarter? 2017-09-17 08:36:53 Post No.18732096
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My girlfriend is loyal and beautiful, but I feel like I can't have a proper conversation with her and things are getting difficult.
How do I maniuplate someone into expanding their thought processes and being interested in things outside of her usual patterns?
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>>18732096
Yes, everyone knows relationships built on manipulation work out really well.
If you have no attraction besides the physical part, it's time to consider breaking up.
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>>18732100
Naaah... I can't do any better.
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I'm living with my grandma at the moment. Only the two of us in the house.
Recently, a large amount of money disappeared. Everyone thinks I took it, as it is natural because there are only two of us here.
I have no idea what happened, and nobody seems to believe me that I didn't take it. I didn't even know grandma had that kind of money hidden.
Should I even bother in telling all of them, again and again, that I am as clueless as they are in regard of what happened? Because my word seems to have no value at all, I wonder if I should bother to speak anymore.
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>>18732084
Your only choice now is to kill yourself.
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>>18732084
Your only choice is to say you didn't do it and then set up home security to catch the guy who did. Since you live at her house you can let your grandmother search your things since there isnt anywhere else you could go. Then show bank statements or credit card statements that show you didnt suddenly spend or gain a ton of money. Reassure her you're on her side and can set up a home security camera.
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>>18732101
THIS
I recently learned hiragana, what do next?
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>>18732054
translate hentai manga
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カタカナ
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here you are, bud: https://djtguide.neocities.org/
hey /adv/,
I've dated many women who are attractive, but I've always had this pipe-dream of having a *beautiful* girlfriend. Someone who really knocks my socks off. Any tips? Don't tell me to get rich either, cuz I see guys dating up all the time and they're not all wealthy!
Pic related. Tinder date who ghosted me. I'd say she's in the league of what I'm going for. Total babe.
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She's average looking desu famalot
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>>18732007
I kindly disagree with you, Sir
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That'a barely below average where i live
"all my successes are meaningless, all my failures are soul crushing" - how do I deal with this mentality. I have no answers, and it slowly but surely makes my life more and more miserable.
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You wanna know why no one replies? Because no one fucking knows.
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>>18731950
you get that in this life we are not all fit for it as we all would like to be ? you just gotta find where you are stronger and compensate where you are weaker. everyone think about sucess like it's a clear path but it is not, there are exceptions and you got that be proud of what you can do.
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>>18732046
I can believe that until I fail at something again, at which point I'm reminded that I'm a lazy worthless piece of shit that onlu got ahead in life by sticking to what rrquired my natural talents only and thus never had to improve evEr
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Should I 1) be lonely for the rest of my life or 2) hate myself but still have other people..
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>>18731920
forgot ?
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Well if that is your attitude you are probably going to end up being lonely AND hating yourself soon enough.
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It through our interactions with other people that we grow and improve. Don't assume that you'll hate yourself for the rest of your life. If you put in the work in understanding how to interact with people and go out and do so, you will get better and better until you'll be in a place where you're happy with yourself.
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What should I do for my 18th birthday party?
All my friends are 17 so they can't go to the bar or club with me.
I can't throw a house party as much as I wish I could.
What else can we do?
I'm going to buy a shit ton of alcohol so it should be fun regardless but I'm struck for ideas of where to go.
I'd prefer something later in the day so we can get nandos and be home around 1-2am
Give ideas
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>>18731905
go paintballing
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>>18731997
Interesting proposal, but I can't get drunk
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>>18731905
Drink, smoke, gamble, go to the strippers, buy a lottery ticket. Hell just throw a house party and go buy liquor with your new found age and invite your friends.
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These things have been around forever and I've never considered buying one till now so I'm not sure where to start. I just want to jack myself off with something other then my hand finally. Please help
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I ordered pic related for my husband and he really loves it. He cums pretty hard when he uses it. The texture is amazing! Atleast that's how it feels when i play with it. So soft...
It's a bit of a hassle to keep in good shape, since you have to rinse it very well after each use and it takes a long time to dry (consider if you are able to let it sit out in the open on a non porous surface for about 24h if you don't use it again in that time frame...).
Other than that, i'd recommend you give it a try. Or use one of those disposable ones to test if it's for you?
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Just make one out of a plastic bottle, a condom, some sort of filler like cotton and some tape.
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Right lads,
I'd like some advice if you wouldn't mind?
I'm in a relationship that was polyamorous (me and my lady fucked several girls) until my lady decided she didn't want to anymore.
This relationship of mine has lasted so far for 2 years. I very much enjoy good sex. My girlfriend gives me good sex, great infact and I love her more than any other person I've ever met. However one of the previous girls we used to fuck has gotten in touch with me.
Since my partner has decided she doesn't want to be poly or involve other girls anymore we have blocked access of communication online and in person from these women.
However, since this girl has contacted me she has asked to fuck again. Wat do?
This is a basic moral question. "It's just sex" is my argument, is that far too selfish of me? Or should I just leave it? I'm asking for the general public opinion.
If anyone requires more context I will provide this, I will also (if needed) provide photos of us and information on our lifestyles and jobs.
We are quite attractive and intelligent people who live in Europe, in our early twenties and in med/science based roles.
Thanks
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>>18731874
Your girlfriend has told you she no longer wants to be in a polyamorous relationship.
If you fuck another girl, or actively engage with somebody you know wants the d, this is betraying her trust and being unfaithful.
If you want to continue fucking several people at once, you need to end the relationship. You cannot continue to live a one-sided lifestyle which she has told you she no longer wants.
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>>18731949
Intelligent answer.
Many thanks.
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The last few days, my husband kept "accusing" me of being really easily upset, which is true to some extend, but i feel like he also said some rather unnecessary and mean stuff. (Like that i'm not allowed to make pasta again in the next 4 years because i gave him some leftovers to eat at work 2 days after we had it at home and he can't eat that again, soon... come on...)
Today he asked me what's the matter with me and why i'm in such a bad mood.
I told him that it takes me a lot of effort and nerves to be disciplined with the medical advice i need to follow (i'm in the last phase of pregnancy and got diagnosed with gestational diabetes, which means i have to be on insulin. Basically, i have to prick my fingers 6x a day, have a very strict meal plan that i have to follow religiously and i have to inject insulin daily).
His comment was "so, do you plan on being that grumpy for the next 8 weeks?".
To which i responded that i didn't plan any of this and that i just want it to be over. I also won't be able to give birth at home, like it was planned, i actually have to go the total opposite route and that honestly is quiet upsetting.
To which he said that "we can't always have things the way we want it". Which i KNOW, but it's still not funny and it ruins my mood.
So, i need advice on how to handle this. On one side, i understand that it's not exactly easy to be my husband atm, but somehow i feel like he could also be a bit less demanding. We're also in the midst of moving and have a child already, i guess it's just a bit much atm.
Am i asking too much? Am i being bitchy and moody? Do i need to pull myself together?
I really can't tell anymore...
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little of column a, little of column b maybe? can you talk to him calmly without getting overwhelmed and getting upset?
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Sounds like he's a real quality jackass.
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>>18731879
I tried today. He asked me what's the matter, so i told him, but after his answers (see above) i just didn't have the patience to keep this conversation up, so i told him to let it be since we can't change the situation anyways and probably have to just sit it out. Actually, it hurt when he said "do you plan on being so moody for the next few weeks". It's not like i decided to be moody for no reason. I'm just overwhelmed and i don't think that's unreasonable. I guess we just aren't on the same page about this.
Ofc i will try my best to not let it interfer with how i am with others and to cheer up again, but i won't be able to pull this off perfectly and sometimes i just don't want to be on guard and be sad and annoyed about the situation.
He already went to bed and i have to stay up despite being exhausted because i have to eat a late night snack at a specific time and inject the insulin in a specific time frame.
Maybe he will wake up when i get into bed and we get a moment to talk, what would you suggest i'd tell him?
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From when is it okay to propose a date to a girl ? Do you have to talk a lot with her before ?
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Screaming 'WE SEX NOW' should work.
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you can wait and make it harder for both of you or go ahead when you want it as bad as you want. then move on of course.
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How to stop being a "fuckboy".
I've gotten this reputation recently even though I am definitely not trying to be one.
After asking people why I'm labelled as one they tell me it's because "I flirt with all the girls I meet".
Am just acting nicely :/
Am I a fuckboy?
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who's telling you this?
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>>18731886
Acquaintances
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Don't try to justify yourself for others. You know you're just being friendly. I do the same thing. People might say I'm flirting with that 80 year old lady but I'm just being friendly and fun. If your friends don't like it they can go hang out with someone else.
Don't change yourself for others.
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What is everyone's opinion on body hair - chest hair, arm hair, leg hair? Should this hair be waxed, shaven, trimmed? If it should be trimmed, to what length? Do girls prefer guys with body hair or not have body hair?
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>>18731835
Some girls like it, some girls don't. Do what makes you happy.
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The right side of that pic is so much hotter than the left. Bodyhair, if not extreme, is very attractive on men
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I don't really care, but i think if you got some hair, it's better to let it grow since getting rid of it is a huge pain in the ass and almost always looks and feels a lot worse than being hairy. Iow, it's better if you're hairy than being stubbly and you won't be able to stay perfectly smooth for years and 24h.