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Is making music a dumb and pointless path? I talked to a dude on plebbit who used to make music and now he doesn't but instead he books fucking cover bands for weddings and shit and has a website and he told me he makes 300k a year and is from new fucking zealand.

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How do I get a range ban except posting illegal staff?

t. Tired of shitposting, but can't stop

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I recently got out of the US Army after 6 years. I miss the comradeship and to be honest I miss deployments. Is there any other jobs that can fill the void? Maybe even hobbies?

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I'm at Uni and for the most part I keep to myself and attend my classes. One day out of the blue a girl that's in one of my tutorials starts messaging me on Facebook, we have a really long conversation about fairly surface level things and eventually I sign off for the night.

Fast forward about 3 weeks and she has messaged me almost every 2nd day. These conversations are very one-sided, it almost seems as if she isn't really reading what I reply to her. She is always the one that initiates conversation, she obviously has some mental issues though and keeps saying how she's ugly and a terrible person (she's a solid 7/10 but whatever).

To clarify I have no romantic interest in this girl and have made no effort to show any interest, besides the fact that I don't think we have any chemistry, she is clearly unstable. My replies to her are very neutral or supportive. Then yesterday she messages me saying that I should stay away from her as "You're too kind for me" and "I would drag you into the shit, I'm a toxic person"

Literally what did she mean by this? I don't even talk to girls for the most part so this whole experience has been incredibly uncomfortable. Should I just take her advice and not say hi to her on campus anymore? I don't mind being friendly but I don't want to be some sort of emotional sponge.

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Hey /adv/. I wanna say thanks for all your help for the past year. I now have a respectable job, limited myself to drinking and drugs, went from smoking a pack a day to one cigarette a day, and my gf's family respects me. Stopped browsing /r9k/ and /b/ too.

I'm not out of the woods just yet though.

How do engagement rings work? Is 900 dollars a good investment, or am I looking for something more pricey?

Also any infographics you have on meals and shopping will help too. I'm so bad at that.

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I'm not sure if I've made this thread on this board before, but I'm gonna post it anyways. How do I deal with a sensitive dick head? I used to have phimosis, but I stretched enough to the point where I can pull it half way back while erect. Also, why is my dickhead less sensitive when I'm in a warm shower?

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For the last ten years I've remained single and only had sex with hookers. Is anyone else in a similar situation? How sustainable is this lifestyle? Did you eventually get the urge to actually commit and marry?

I'm not really disgusting in any way, I just don't have the time for women as I work 60 hour weeks and when I don't work i prefer to relax and not do any "fun" shit

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I developed chronic pain issues that forced me to quit my job 2 years ago and I became severely depressed during that time. I was depressed before, due to the pain issues, but it gradually became worse. I think because I lost all my confidence and self-esteem due to being an unemployed bum on welfare.

At the suggestion of my therapist, I recently
went out and found a job that I can work in spite of my pain issues. I like the job so far, and it pays well. But I'm still depressed as fuck! I'm having suicidal thoughts and shit.

I'd say that it's given me some of my self-esteem back, but I'm still terribly unhappy. I thought getting back to work would keep me busy and boost my self esteem enough to reduce my depression. But it's not. Maybe because I had friends at my old job? And at this new job, I'm just by myself most of the time? Is it the social isolation that's making me depressed.

Fuck, I'm rambling. Somebody help me out. What can I do to break out of this funk?

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Exchange student around my age seems to be kinda interested in me, and I'm kinda interested in her, I mean, I've cooked for her, she has cooked for me, if I don't send her a text daily, she'd write up something as if she wants to talk. But I don't know if I should. If anything, i'd be a silly 6 months relationship nothing serius. Should I even try? I'm not completely convinced, I'd like to hear some advice please.

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>with gf for over 3 years
>had awesome sex when we first started out
>now sex is turning into a pump and dump and good sex happens like once a month

It's not really a problem of my performance but instead her performance, she has just been absolutely terrible in bed. Its getting to the point where I would rather fap.

I like to go at it for about an hour but she only wants it for like five minutes. Its not that she is losing interest either, its like she goes looking for sex and she enjoys it and then she just wants me to pump her full of cum after 5 minutes. Afterwards I just feel kind of ripped off.

Any way I can get her to go for longer? She claims that if she goes for too long it makes her sore so is there a way I can make her not sore?

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Im 23 and I've never had a real relationship in my life. I spent all my time in college studying and working to pay for school instead of partying or developing hobbies. Now my dad told me on fathers day he doesnt want any gift, he just wants me to find a girlfriend or at least go on a couple dates, but im in grad school and was studying for quals and doing research all summer, so my best option was tinder/bumble/okcupid. But i dont have anything in common with the types of girls I can bare to look at. Sure I could find a hamplanet with blue hair or some inbred girl, but at that point id just be more depressed, is there anything I can do or should I just kill myself now?

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My body shakes and my lungs convulse at random times for no reason. It's been getting worse lately and I don't know why. Is this like parkinson's disease? Should I go to a psychiatrist or a doctor?

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Hey all, I have a problem that might be a bigger challenge I should overcome.

About a year ago, I was a really weak person and nowhere near the kind of man I wanted to be. I met a girl and despite my non-existent confidence and craptastic social skills, we became close and eventually, I slept with her. She had some major issues that came out as we started getting personal and we had a few sexual encounters and she cut contact with me afterward. She apologized so many times and it was a mess. Needless to say, I was confused, sad, and angry.

Fast forward to now, I've done a lot of growing and I feel awful for what happened. I could've diffused it, knowing what I know now and I want to apologize to her. She actively avoided me at first but things are calm now. I really want to talk to her, what should I do?

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Is it illegal to carry training nunchuks at night in public in the province of Ontario?

I know real nunchuks are illegal (wood metal) but training ones (foam) are fine, but is it illegal to walk the streets at 11 pm with a practice nunchuk

This is a serious question

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If I occasionally catch a girl glancing at me, does that mean she likes me or is it just a coincidence and just all in my head?