> It's an Australia really needs a railroad system episode

>>82688579
>It's an "Australian railroad builders are massacred by emus and drop bears" episode.

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>>82688579
but it has a railway.

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>>82688579
Poor Steve

>>82688726
There's got to be a better way. Maybe they should just use tank treads.

>>82689008
>>82688579
>>82688726

Why is there puddles and the mud? I thought australia was desert outback that it never rains

>>82688579
>that roo on the left

>>82689052
all the places that could benefit from water are dry
all the places you don't want water flood

pretty much everything is as bad as it could ever possibly be all the time

>>82688579
Apparently there are two seasons: wet and dry. During the wet season the asphalt roads wash out and the dirt roads turn into quicksand. During the dry season the asphalt roads literally melt and are destroyed by anyone driving on them, and the dirt roads are so full of sleeping Abbos that no one can drive on them.

Why don't Australians just leave the country and go live in a different one if it's so bad? Obviously it has to be nice if they're still there

>>82689052
kek. i bet you couldnt point out australia if an unlabelled world map was put in front of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TK_vk-XDM

>>82689251

I could point my dick in your mom's hole, child.

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>living in australia

>>82688579

That's a fucking nightmare bog. I helped extricate one not nearly as bad and it took 3 John Deere tractors all chained together pulling at once, and the chains kept snapping.

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>>82689355
That sucks, I've been there with just a regular truck, and chains are expensive. I like the way you guys haul 5 trailers at once though.

>>82689355
>>82688579
In the US there's a bog where a road goes through. One of my relatives was on the crews who built it. He said the damn thing is basically a bridge and has 25 feet deep cement pilings as the foundation. If you step off the road you start sinking if you've stepped in the wrong place. There's actually an old truck half submerged in it that is from the 1940s.

>>82689642
Is it in the northwest?

>>82689008
>it's a Bruce gets 10 meters per litre episode
>>82689074
that's not a roo. we call it a bitzer

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>>82688579
>it's an Australia thinks they're a civilized country episode

>>82689191
what about gravel roads?

>>82690355
they wash out and turn into dirt roads

>>82690449
sounds like they didn't bring enough gravel

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>>82690495
the gravel trucks keep getting stuck in the mud

>>82690355
Auatralians are too lazy to build roads during the day. Most roads being built at night means they need to pay the workers a lot more.

Cuckold

>>82690307
Still higher on HDI, where-to-be-born index, education index, and economic growth when compared to the rest of the world.

Life's actually pretty good here.

>>82691213

Shhh don't fucking tell them you sperg, they'll come over here and shit it up.

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>>82690307
We got into Civ VI mate. We made it.